>"Yeah? Well, I've been itching to try out these new joint augmentations anyway"
>Pinkie pumps the shotgun
>*click-clack*
>The patrons scurry out and leave the building 
>The Moondancer taps furiously on her Glim-Pad even as she runs away, no doubt uploading your lewd video on YuriTube or whatever
>That pervert...
>You'd totally chase her down, but you have bigger things to worry about right now
"Pinkie, Pinkie, it's alright"
>You extend an open hand out towards Pinkie, gesturing her to lower her shotgun
>She hesitates, then slowly puts down her shotgun
>Her joints pop back to nautral position from crouching like a horse
>You get the feeling that you *really* shouldn't be messing with a sleeve that looks like an innocent teenage girl
>You shudder at the thought of a vampire CYOA you read a while ago
>Yeah, definitely don't mess with anyone in a lolita dress
>You slowly get up with hands by your side, keeping them far away from your swords
>A flick of lightning arcs out from Luna's head to the ceiling
>She smiles sweetly 
>She's about a head shorter than you
>She looks up at you with innocent eyes
"Who are you? You can't be the real Luna, so you're a sleeve of some kind. And what's this about a princess-sleeve?"
>Pinkie sighs
>"Oh Dashie, you need to read the news bulletin more often"
>You scoff
"Hah, as if. I'm too cool for that egghead politics shit!"
>You wink and grin down at Luna
>She tilts her head
>Unf, that's cute
"And um, also, I was in prison until today. Hard to get news feeds behind bars. Can you explain?"
>Luna nods
>"The Royal Whores," Luna intones like an actual princess. "Or 'princess-sleeves' informally. A line of secretive princess-lookalike slut sleeves of The Sisters built for sleeping with dignitaries and conducting "other missions." The Sisters unveiled them some days ago in a rather uncharacteristic show of force."
"Huh"
>"Just yesterday, Shadowbolt City Police caught a Celestia lookalike planting listening devices inside the Legislation Megacomplex. There's an arrest-and-question order out for any sleeve that looks like The Sisters."
"Great, that makes you a cop magnet"
>Luna flicks her long, blue hair and does a cute little twirl
>"Maybe, but we believe that the younger Luna sleeve we're in is rare enough that the cops won't notice. Your friend certainly didn't at first"
>You hear Pinkie huffing behind you
"Well then, are you one of them? The Royal Whores, I mean"
>Luna shakes her head
>"No. We are indeed a sleeve resembling one of the princesses, but not one of the Royal Whores. Behold--"
>You are taken aback as Luna shamelessly lifts up her dress
>You try not to stare too much, but you know...
>You crouch and take a very, very close look
>Her smooth tummy is accentuated by a garterbelt clasped around her slender waist
>You see the lacy number stretching into a pair of straps holding up her thigh-high stockings
>Underneath the straps is her blue-and-white shimapan that you noticed earlier 
>"Now you see, we presume? We are not marked with the stamp of the Royal Whores"
>Uh
"Pinkie, what the hell is she talking about?"
>"She means a womb tattoo, Dashie. Every Royal Whore has one. That's how The Sisters keep track of their court sluts, supposedly. Celestia straight up stripped one on live camera to show it off"
"Huh"
>You reach out and stroke her slender tummy
>T-to make sure she's not covering her tramp stamp with makeup!
>Nothing sexual...
>Luna flinches at the touch and trembles a little
>She's ticklish!
>That's so cute
"Well then,"
>You stand up and nod at her
>Luna lets go of her dress and letting it fall around her hips 
"What exactly are you doing here? You look too young to be in a place like this--"
>You whirl around at Pinkie
"Pinkie, did you even check her ID??"
>Pinkie grins and shrugs
>"Oops? Heh"
>Luna lets out a giggle
>"Please, do not worry. Although we're in a teenager's sleeve, we are quite old indeed"
"Yeah, I've heard that excuse before"
>Luna blushes
>"Regardless, we're here on behalf of someone you're looking for"
>Your eyes go wide
"Starlight Glimmer?"
>Luna nods
>"Glimmer-sama is a secretive woman. You must prove to her that you mean her no harm. We do not know who you work for--"
"You're damn right"
>"--but Glimmer-sama is willing to comply to your demands provided you earn her trust first."
>You groan
"That's a nice way of saying I need to do Starlight's dirty work for her"
>"It is not 'dirty' if it's for the good of the people of Low River District"

>What now?

Gear:
Custom Shock Katana (primary)
M1 Spec Ops Wakizashi
TX-9 Compact Rifle (BAT: 100%)
Location garter 

Items:
Glim-Pad (Access to church's database)
MegaPass (free autocab rides)

Actions:
>Ask Luna more about herself. Who *is* she inside?
>Ask Luna how Starlight Glimmer managed to find out, well, everything
>Ask Luna if she wants to take her sleeve out for a spin upstairs *wink wink* 
>write-in