>You unsheathe your katana and bring the blade in front of your face 
"Let's dance!"
>Your radiant cerise eyes glare at Undercut Glimmer over the razor-sharp edge of the katana
>Oh man, you probably look SO COOL right now!
>You half-crouch with your legs spread apart, slowly circling around Undercut Glimmer
>"Hmph! It's so cute how you brought your little toy knife to a street fight..."
>She swings the baseball bat from her back to front with practiced ease 
>"But do you know how to use it?!" 
>Undercut Glimmer screams and lunges forward
>You are totally ready for it
>You raise your katana with the blade pointing down, easily parrying the swing 
>The katana's blade shivers as the impact sends the baseball bat sliding down the sharp edge 
>You counterattack, twisting the blade around and making a quick cut
>Undercut Glimmer parries it with her baseball bat
>You smirk
"My shock katana should've cut through that like butter. You're tougher than you look"
>"Chi flows through everything around us," Undercut Glimmer intones. "I merely redirect it to where I want!"
>You swing your blade around, striking several more times in split second
>One of them plunges into Undercut Glimmer's thigh, making her wince in pain
"Yeah well, I hope your chi-chi can keep up!"
>"What the hell does that even mean?" Pinkie mutters, shooting her akimbo pistols at a very acrobatic Trixie sleeve who's also sporting an undercut 
>"We do not know," Luna says, shocking a Flash Sentry sleeve and knocking him backward, also with an undercut
>You make a series of X-shaped slashes at Undercut Glimmer, shredding her clothes 
>You see a hint of her underwear, a matching panty-and-bra set pattered with tiny equal signs
"Aw cute!"
>"Shut up!" Undercut Glimmer grits her teeth 
>Her baseball bat glows purple as she pours a *ton* of chi into it
>When she finally swings, you raise your katana to parry it
>But something's off
>The bat is vibrating slightly 
>When it contacts your blade, it bounces off and swings around to your gut unnaturally
>You see stars as the bat strikes soft flesh and knocks you on your ass (-1)
>"True Strike!" Undercut Glimmer yells triumphantly. "Any weapon imbued with enough chi will always strike blood like magnets are attracted to iron!"
"You talk too much," you groan
>You see another Trixie sleeve, this one with a big shotgun, racking a shell and firing at you 
>Her angle is poor and Undercut Glimmer has to duck out of the way to avoid getting hit
>"Trixie!" She screams. "What did I tell you about firing that thing without looking??"
>"Sorry," Trixie shouts, who also sports an undercut
>What is this? A gang of undercut lesbians?
>You hear Pinkie's joints clack as she cartwheels and fires off her pistol at a Timber Spruce sleeve, striking him in the chest
>"No! Timber!"
>You see a Twilight sleeve, also with an undercut, running in and dragging Timber to cover
>"Don't disappear on me, you bastard," she says, driving an epi-pen into his chest. "We're supposed to fuck tonight!"
>"H-heh," Timber coughs up blood. "See you around, bastards, it looks like I'm finally out of this shithole..."


>What now?

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Gear:
Custom Shock Katana (primary)
M1 Spec Ops Wakizashi
TX-9 Compact Rifle (BAT: 100%)
Location garter 

Items:
Glim-Pad (Access to church's database)
MegaPass (free autocab rides)

Actions:
>Sheathe your katana and perform an EXTREMELY COOL AND DEADLY QUICK-DRAW STRIKE on Undercut Glim! [Medium: 70%]
>Run to Luna and guard her while she bring down the WRATH OF GODDESSES upon these cretins! [Medium: 70%]
>Order some BULLETSSSSS from Pinkie! [Medium: 70%]
>write-in