Ah what the hell, let's combine both of the cool thing votes >Timber Spruce pulls out his pistol, shooting at Pinkie between labored breaths >Pinkie swings her arms around, bending them at the elbows in nauseating angles and deflecting bullets with her wrist guards >"Timber, no," Twilight cries, "you need to relax!" >"No," Timber groans in pain. "If I don't die fighting, they're going to reject my re-sleeving signal" >Twilight turns her head to a green-haired girl taking cover behind a huge commercial garbage container >"Wallflower! Bring down that pink slut!" >Wallflower turns her sniper rifle without a word and fires a shot >You hear the bullet whizzing past you in a curved trajectory "What the--" >Pinkie barely dodges it in time, but it still grazes her near her ribcage >Her limbs whirr as she tumbles and dives behind concrete staircase like a Star Wars prequel villain >"Dashie!" Pinkie shouts. "That Wallflower sleeve is a Columbine variant! She can make arced shots like in that awful Angelina Jolie movie. Stay in cover!" >Shit! "I'm kinda too busy for that, Pinks!" >You whirl your blade around and parry an underhand swing from Glimmer >You need to do something quickly >Wallflower fires another shot and you hear it whizzing past you, landing almost vertically and chipping a chunk of concrete out of Pinkie's cover "Luna! Bring hell down on these assholes!" >"Got it," Luna shouts, blasting a worryingly buff looking Flash Sentry sleeve with a hadouken of lightning and knocking him back several yards >She clenches her eyes shut, shedding streams of ethereal black nanomachine tears and forming extra arms from behind her shoulders >You twirl and swing-parry more blows from Undercut Glimmer, sparks and woodchips flying as her chi-infused baseball bat smacks into your shock katana >You close your eyes and think a few trigger-thoughts, enabling ALL THE ADRENALINE GLANDS >You feel your heart thumping against your throat as time slows around you >You make one final twirl, parrying a sideways swing from Glimmer mid-spin >You crouch down on one knee, sheathing your katana in one smooth motion like an anime protagonist >Oh damn, you probably look cool as hell right now >You see one of Wallflower's bullets heading for you in slow motion >You tilt your head, letting it pass harmlessly >"Scorned Equus of the Moon, forever tarnished--" >Luna's incantation pierces into your ears through bullet-time >"--lend us your guilt and wrath--" >You see Glimmer's baseball bat hurtling towards your head >You grip the hit and scabbard close and lunge forward at Glimmer's shit-eating grin >A blur of rainbow trails behind you as you unsheathe your katana >You squeeze the shock trigger located right under the handguard, supercharging the blade with tens of thousands of volts for a brief second >"--so that we may vanquish those who stand in our way!" >You cleave right through Glimmer in a perfect horizontal cut >Lightning arcs from your blade to Glimmer's innards, cauterizing the cut as it moves effortlessly through her muscle and spine >"Nightmare Storm!" >All eight of Luna's arms, holding various hand gestures, open up simultaneously >Bright pillars of lightning strike each of the thugs from the skies above >Wallflower clutches her sniper rifle and ducks under the garbage bin just in time >The rest of the ex-cops spasm and drop their weapons as untold amount of energy goes straight from their head to toe >The upper half of Glimmer's body is caught in the pillar too, vaporizing her instantly >Your bullet-time fades as Luna's attack (whatever the hell that was) also fades >Luna collapses onto her knees as her extra arms disappear into a mist of nanomachines >"Fuck!" Wallflower shouts. "Fuck fuck fuck fuck!" >She pulls out a submachine gun, clicks the safety off, and lets out a long burst at Luna "No!" >Pinkie slides in front of Luna like a batter stealing a base >Her torso bends like a spring as she props up her legs, then performs the most wicked break dance move you've ever seen in your life >You hear something mechanical unlocking as Pinkie turns on her hands, spinning her lower body like a damn leggy windmill >The air fills with pinging sounds as bullets ricochet off of her knee-high boots >Some of the ex-police sleeves are groaning and waking up, grasping for their weapons >What now? https://u.smutty.horse/mbevmynqmrv.png Gear: Custom Shock Katana (primary) M1 Spec Ops Wakizashi TX-9 Compact Rifle (BAT: 100%) Location garter Items: Glim-Pad (Access to church's database) MegaPass (free autocab rides) Actions: >Let Pinkie defend Luna while you mop up the rest, then go after Wallflower! [Medium: 70%] >Columbine variant, huh? Shoot at Wallflower and see how she likes it! [Easy: 90%] >Throw your wakizashi at Wallflower's face like a super ninja spy badass! [EXTREMELY COOL, but Medium: 70%] >write-in