https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/31113698/#31199623

"You can't make me!"
>Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie begin to circle you cutting off your escape from all sides
>Rainbow Dash sits comfy in your arms like a cat eyeing her supposed friends in fear
>Twilight pushes forward with Applejack on her side
>"We need her help to save the world."
>"Ya can't just take a day off."
>You take a step back only to find Rarity already waiting
>"Please be reasonable. I hate to say it but we really don't have time for this."
>Those large magenta eyes covered in rainbow fringe plead with yours
>"Don't let them do it Anon. Don't make me do work."
>It is a genuine request. One that resonates with your own heart
>You charge Fluttershy and she ducks out of the away allowing your escape
>Twilight, Applejack and Rarity groan at their friends typical cowardice
>Pinkie Pie makes fart noises
>The villain of the week laughs
>You run home as fast as you can
>Can't catch you, you're the autistic man
>Rainbow Dash snuggles into your chest for a nap
>"My hero."
>It just goes to show
>Even when your job is saving the world from evil
>Work sucks