>You are Beastmaster Anonymous.
>You work for your friend Roseluck, and recently, you've prevented a large-scale attack on a bunch of nasturtiums.
>The leader, was of course, Angel Bunny. 
>That rabbit had the soul of a demon, but with a little display of a cauldron and gravy, you commanded the masses of rabbits. 
>Of course, you forced them back to Yellowshy's house.
>"Oh, Anon, I don't know what I would have done without you here. I'd probably be passed out on the floor with Lily and Daisy."
Glad to help, Rose, time to close up for the night?
>"Oh yes, and come over by my house tomorrow."
Oh? Why's that?
>"This is the 11th time you've prevented total destruction to my livelihood, so I had a little reward in mind."
Ooh, ok, I'll stop by!
>With that, you pack up everything at the stand for her and go to your house.
>You plop on the couch, wondering if the reward is what you think it is.
>Best not think about it too much now.
>You slowly drift off to sleep.
>The next morning, you wake up very early for some reason, normally you're up about noon...
>You down a bowl of Rape-Nuts.
>A delicious balanced breakfast is your fetish.
>Oops, Rose must be expecting you by now, gotta go fast.
>You take a quick shit, you shower, and you shave.
>Why after cereal? Because fuck you.
>You rush to her house in your best attire, your black suit and red tie.
>You knock.
>Roseluck answers, a smile on her face.
>She waves two tickets in your face.
>"Heya Anon, I bought us two tickets to Maredrid! We're gonna stay in a fancy hotel, as thanks for your hard work!"
>You smile and chuckle, ruffling her mane.
>A trip with your pretty employer, in a fancy hotel?
>How could one say no?
I can't wait, when do we leave?
>"Tomorrow, be sure to pack and get ready!"
>You smile down at her.
Thanks boss, I'll be ready.
>Roseluck sighs, smiling.
>"Do you HAVE to call me boss?"
Just doin' my job. I'll see you later then?
>"Be at the train station by 10 AM."
>You run back to your house.
>You start throwing things into a suitcase.
>Your Joyboy, games, batteries, swim wear, your suit and tie which you just recently stripped from, everything necessary for an international train ride.
>Including that strange transformation crystal that Twilight gave to you as a sorry for nearly firin' her lazor directly through your house.
>Soon you are fully packed, and quite excited.
>Just to rid yourself of energy, so you can sleep tonight, you beat up that specially made changeling dummy you got from Rainbow Dash.
>Just think, a chance to maybe have your boss as your lover.
>You fall asleep when it starts to get late.
>Next thing you know, you're awake, and rushing to the train station at 9:56 AM.
>Roseluck notices you at the 9:59 mark.
>"Jeez Anon, you want to get left behind, you big lazy ape?"
>You're too out of breath to respond, and the train arrives.
>You and Rose step in and sit down, preparing for the long ride.
>And the train finally starts heading northeast.
>Roseluck starts going on about all the pretty sights to see, the exotic foods, and much more.
>You hear over radio that the weather will be perfectly sunny there.
>That's especially good for swimming, it will be hot.
>You get some steamed vegetables with some rare spice called doogle leaves.
>The amount of bits you put on that food cart...
>You buy Roseluck some too, because you are a gentleman.
>You both chat away about various childhood storiesof yourselves for a while.
>You have a long 12 hours to go...and Roseluck is asleep on your lap after the first two.
>She's so adorable...you can't help but scratch her head.
>She coos in her sleep.
>D'awwwing at that, but fearing she will wake up if you go any further, you turn your attention to the Joyboy.
>Besides the clothes on your back, your only possession you managed to bring into this worls was The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.
>It's miraculous it managed to fit the handheld.
>You just manage to complete the Tower of Hera, but then, your boss starts to wake.
>"Mmm...how...how long have i been out...?"
About 8 hours or so...
>"Ok...wait...is it raining?"
Yeah...don't worry, we'll pass it soon...
>"Alright then."
>Another 4 hours later, the rain progressively worsens, even though you're at the Maredrid station.
Awww, God dammit, who was the weatherman this time, Walter Nichols?!
>Roseluck sighs as a bunch of ponies look at you like 'wtf?'.
You instantly calm down.
>"Anon, just let it go, I'm sure it'll be over soon."
Alright, alright, fine...
>You both get a cab, and pay the pony to take you to the apparently-named Aloha Gardens hotel.
>Lots of soaking and slipping later, you arrive at the hotel, rushing into the lobby to check in.
Huh, this looks like a nice place, maybe this won't be a total wreck..
>"See, this place sounds like fun."
>Now that you both are checked in, you walk along the path to your room.
>You stop and stare to your left.
>"What is it, Anon?"
>You point to an absolutely filthy pool and waterslide.
I swear, this pool looks as if someone drank rubbing alcohol mixed with gunpowder and cinnamon, then pissed for an hour, straight into it.
>Rose facehoofs.
>"Now come on Anon, we can't have a good time if you're so angry..."
Fine, only for you, Rose...
>She looks surprised and blushes the same color as her mane, but hides it and walks on, as the rain gets harder.
>At least the little yard you got to walk through was pretty.
>You finally reach your room with her, and after about 5 minutes of struggling with the keycard, you get in.
Huh...luxurious, and spacious!
>It had 2 bedrooms, an upstairs, a little courtyard, a kitchen window and barstools, a laundry room, and a large living room.
>"See? No reason to get angry, stuff happens."
>Roseluck sat on the couch with you, and as you both sat, it started thundering outside.
>You sigh heavily, but Roseluck covers your mouth with a hoof.
>Long ago, when you entered this world by accident, there was barely any earthlike devices.
>Thanks to you, they now know about the television, which you turn on.
>Small, but decent quality.
>It's been 10 minutes, and the commercials show no sign of relenting.
>Roseluck's belly growls.
>"Im hungry, what about you?"
Yeah, same here, just sit on a barstool, I'll go make us something to eat.
>You go into the kitchen, checking the fridge.
4 star hotel, my ass..
>"What's wrong Anon?"
Did they say anything about food in the advertisement?
>"Yeah, they said the pantry and fridge would be chock-full of the best foods."
It's empty except for potato chips and a bag of sugar.
>"Are you serious?"
>She checks the fridge.
>"....on second thought, I think I'm good ton-"
>A flash of lightning appears, and just like that, the power is out.
Well. I guess we head to bed then.
>"*sigh* i guess so...it's late."
>You and Roseluck both head up the marble stairs to the bedrooms, but you trip and fall, slamming into your hand.
GGGGOD DAMMIT!!!!
>You hold your wounded hand with great care.
>"Anon!! Are you ok?!"
FFFFUCKKK...I guess so...
>You drag yourself upstairs, pitifully into a bed opposite Roseluck's.
>It's squeaky as hell, and as solid as Third Age.
>"Good night Anon...I hope..."
Ugh...night...
>Every time you or she moves, the bed squeaks louder than those fishing boots.
>Not only do you have a hurting hand, you're also starting to get an achy breaky back.
>Plus, the thunder is keeping you up.
>The next morning, you pitifully dragged yourself out of bed, with Roseluck still sleeping, snoring quietly.
>Not wanting to wake the sleeping beauty, you creep into the bathroom, which looks quite clean and well maintained.
>You turn on the hot shower, and get in.
>As you start shampooing your hair, it becomes obvious that the temperature is dropping.
Oh...for the love of...
>Yup, after 5 measly minutes, you are out of hot water.
>Lovely.
>You freeze your ass off trying to clean up as best as you can.
>Your torment is finally over once you get out, shit, shave, and dry off.
>When you go back into the bedroom, Roseluck is rubbing her back.
>"Who designed these beds...My back has been through the 7th circle of hell...."
I don't know, but get yourself ready, we're gonna go out for breakfast.
>"Ok, I'll go shower then."
>You say nothing, knowing how miserable that shower will be.
>After about 5 minutes, you hear a loud 'WHAT THE!'
>Roseluck exits the bathroom, dripping wet, glaring at you.
>"That's not funny, Anonymous!! Turn the heat back on!!!
>You're laughing your ass off at this point.
Sorry Rose, hotel's fault, not mine!
>She gets enraged and tackles you hard.
OOF!
>Her muzzle is pressing right against yours, forcing you to stare into her angry eyes.
>You notice she's blushing though.
>You are too.
>You scramble off each other, looking away.
>"Uhh..lets umm...lets get some breakfast now."
Agreed.
>You both swiftly get ready.
>You go down to the hotel buffet, where they have absolutely everything.
>In silence, you both get some plates of food.
>You both sit at a booth with a large breakfast each and some water.
>You both start eating.
>"Uhm...sorry about this mo-"
>You wave your hand around.
Don't worry, let's just not speak about it..
>In the middle of the meal, you run out of water.
>You stand up, get another glass, and go look for any signs of the drink bar, as you forget where it is.
>You see a green bottle on a side table.
>Being the autist you are, you think it has water in it.
>You open it up and pour liquid into your glass.
Hey...this isn't water...oh well...
>You leave your glass there and go back to the table.
>Roseluck saw, and she looks pissed.
>She keeps her voice low and harsh.
>"Anon...why did your pour someone's wine into your glass...?"
>You're genuinely scared for your life now, as a hotel employee asks you the very same thing.
>Apparently, that wine was the hotel's most expensive.
>After quite a tongue lashing from both the employees and Roseluck, you finally hear the end of it.
>Very luckily the owner of the wine didn't decide to demand 1000 bits as compensation.
>You're now on your way to the grocery store.
>Roseluck is sighing and facehoofing the whole way.
>"Anon, you idiot...you need to pay attention, for Celestia's sake..."
I know, I know, I fucked up...
>You get to the grocery store and both buy a bunch of vegetables and assorted other things, and you buy some chocolate eggs that are supposed to have Power Pony figures in them.
>Of course, you're the one to carry the groceries.
>It feels like cannon balls are in the bags.
>After a grueling 40 minute walk with the groceries, you slam them on the table and collapse from exhaustion.
>"Anon, I hear they have an indoor pool somewhere here, want to go swim?"
Aghh...alright, gimme some time to get ready...
>She does not listen, and grabs her strangely human-like bathing suit, and yours. and drags you until you stand up.
>You walk across that garden mentioned earlier into a white arch-shaped house.
>Inside there is a pool, a hot tub, palm trees, and lawn chairs. 
>And a changing room, which Roseluck runs into.
>Despite the rain still falling, you feel this will be ni-
>You see a bright flash coming from the changing room.
Roseluck?!? What happened?!
>She opens the door calmly, and what you see before you is absolute perfection.
>She is a human now.
Her dark red bikini looks immaculate on her flawless hourglass figure.
>Her belly is perfectly toned, her breasts are just the right size, and her feet look smoother than humanly possible.
>She is only a few inches shorter than you, and has a face that looks like it was carved by the gods themselves.
>"Uhh, hello? Anon?"
Whuh? How did..? 
>"I touched that crystal you packed, and next thing I know, I'm your species...how do I look?"
>Your body refuses to work, all you can do is stare.
>She giggles.
>"I'll get back to you later, then."
>She takes a graceful dive into the pool, which is surprisingly clean.
>Of course, you follow.
>You both spend time in the pool, flirting to some degree, but neither of you realize you're serious.
>Eventually, you get out of the pool.
>"Ooh, I'm cold now...wanna go in the hot tub?"
Yeah, of course!
>You both run to the hot tub, fuck pool rules.
>You jump right in, only for your balls to nearly be shriveled off.
GAH!! That's freezing!!
>You scramble out of the hot tub.
>"Oh, quit whining, it can't be that bad..."
>She dips one of her toes in the water.
>"Not bad at all, s-"
>She gets into the water waist deep and scurries right back out.
>"Ok ok ok!! You're right!!"
Told you so.
>"Enough of this, I'm freezing, I don't have fur now."
Let's go back to the room then, we can warm up there.
>You and her return to the hotel room, to find a pony with a toolbox exit.
>"Your room has power again, sorry about that."
Thanks.
>You both enter the room once again, and put your clothes in the washing machine.
>Might as well wash them, no one would mind if you wore swimwear for now.
>You try to turn it on, but all it does is make a hissing sound, then let out steam.
Are. You. Kidding.
>"Huh?"
We need a new WASHING MACHINE now.
>Roseluck sighs heavily, then calls a maintainence guy to install a new one.
>You just walk over to her.
What did we do to deserve such a miserable hotel...
>"I don't know, but im sor-"
>You cannot help but wrap a blanket around you both to keep warm, and drape one arm around her shoulder.
>She's blushing furiously, and so are you.
>You both stay silent, looking into each other's eyes.
>You can't hold back, you take one little kiss of her lips.
>And surprisingly...she doesn't resist.
>"Umm...you...you can do it again...if you want..."
>You kiss her again, this time harder and holding her head for a while, and she kisses back passionately.
>You break the kiss slowly with her, a trail of saliva connecting your lips.
Rose...I...I-
>She puts a finger to your lips.
>"...love you?"
>You simply nod.
>"I love you too Anon...I really do..."
>"Even if you are an idiot sometimes..."
>You embrace each other, relaxing on the couch.
>All you can do is enjoy her warmth and her smooth skin.
>"You have to teach me to walk on two legs as well as you can though..."
In time Rose, in time...
>At that moment, there is a knock at the door, ruining the moment.
I'll get it...
>You get off of Rose and answer the door to find a pony with a washing machine.
>"Hey, I'm here to install this.."
Sure thing, cmon in.
>You let him get to work.
>You go back to relaxing with Rose, and let the pony install the new washing machine.
>By the time he's done, it's very late, and you two decided to try the master bed, the one that doesn't break your back.
>Again, the power goes out due to a huge lightning storm.
>You feel Rose grab onto you.
>"Anon, I'm scared! Protect me please!"
>You instantly wrap your arms around a quivering Roseluck.
>You must admit, feeling her bare skin up as you rub her back to calm her...it's getting you hot down there.
>You feel something very smooth on your leg.
>Sweating and looking downwards, you see it's her foot.
>You're now completely erect, pressing between her legs.
>"Anon..? What are you doing?"
>You quickly shift yourself away, but she won't let go.
>"Is this what I think it is..?"
>Her voice has developed a sultry tone.
>Her dexterous hand starts feeling down your body, eventually coming to a stop to massage your length.
>You can only moan in bliss.
>"Somepony likes that...I wonder..."
>She pulls down your swim trunks and starts pulling your cock up and down gently.
>Even though you can't see it, you know she's smiling deviously.
>She takes her hand off your cock, and you hear her lick some pre off her fingers.
>Suddenly, the room lights up.
>They must have fixed the power.
>Now you can see that beautiful body of hers, and her seductive smile as she slowly pulls off her bikini.
>Words cannot describe how perfect her breasts are.
>She grips them both, wrapping them around your throbbing length, staring into your eyes the whole time.
Ungghhh...R-Rose...
>She takes her immaculate breasts off of your length, sitting back and crossing her legs.
>Her perfectly-sized feet curl up and toes wiggle for you.
>"Ohh, Anon, I've been gardening all day...as your boss, you will massage my poor, tired feet..."
>You instantly oblige, grabbing one foot, and feeling it between your fingers as it curls and uncurls.
>It feels flawless in your hands, no callouses, no smell, no nothing.
>You massage that foot carefully, and slowly tongue it up and down.
>She giggles softly as you do, but keeps her foot still.
>You grab the other one and bring it next to her other foot, tonguing both soles simultaneously.
>"Heh, I know you liked my feet, you looked at them all night..."
>You nod and grow harder as her toes twitch.
>"I think its about time for the real reward for all your good work..."
>She pats your head and gently pushes you so you lay back on the bed.
>She presses her now-slickened feet on both sides of your cock, forcing a loud moan from you.
>In an amazing display of flexibility, she bends down, and takes your tip into her mouth, suckling it slowly as she moves her feet back, so her toes can stroke it.
>She swirls her tongue all around the tip, and starts massaging your length between the balls of her feet.
>As Rose stares up at you seductively, you don't feel like you can hold on much longer.
>She strokes your cock between her arches faster than before, and sucks on your tip very hard.
>This is too much for you, and you shoot a massive load into her mouth.
>Spurt after spurt fills her mouth as you cry out in pleasure.
>You finally finish cumming, and she gulps down every last drop of your seed.
>She pulls off of your softening member, and lays next to you.
Thank you...Roseluck...I love you...
>"I love you too, sweetie..."
>You both get a much better night's rest than last night.
>When you woke, it was time to pack up and head home to Ponyville.
>You sigh.
Well...it still may be raining, and the hotel was miserable...but at least I found my love...
>Roseluck walks with you to the cab to the train station.
>"I'm sorry about all this...hey, at least it'll make a funny story, right?"
Yeah, I guess you're right!
>You both arrive at the train station.
>As soon as the train sets out, you notice something.
>The pegasi are clearing the clouds, and it's nice and sunny again.
......FU-

Based on an all too true story.

-End