>You look at your little sister sitting on your couch.
“So what did you do this time?”
>”Golly I have no idea what you mean big brother.”
“Cut the cute shit out and just tell me what you did this time,” you ask exasperated.
>”Now thats not a very brotherly tone to take with your beloved little sister.”
“Look either you tell me or I’ll find out from the news so just spit it out already.”
>”Weeeeeeeell, I may have committed a tinsy winsy wittle cwime.”
“I already guessed that much, I want to know what it is.”
>”Well me and some new friends I made might have done a little bit of conspiring to take-over Manehattan...”
“What.”
>”Oh are you going deaf already? I always told you that listening to music that loud would hurt your hearing,” she derails with false sympathy.
“Run me by that again. Did you say takeover Manehattan?”
>”Mhmm! We were really close too! Tirek had done a hostile takeover of the largest company and Chrysalis and her little gang had control on the streets, It was all going according to MY plan, but...”
“You fucked it up?”
>That gets her mad.
>”I didn’t fuck up anything! It was that stupid little dick discord who managed to somehow piece it all together!”
“I see.”
>”It was the perfect plan but that crazy psycho managed to set a trap!”
>She visibly calms down.
>”But we managed to get away. Unfortunately we are still wanted with his evidence, which is why I’m here. So my bestest brother in the whole wide world, what do you say?”
“I’m your only brother.”
>”It doesn’t make it any less true, so will you please take me in? Pwetty please,” she says as she ups her natural cuteness.
>However you know her well enough that she’s only doing it for show, her cuteness hasn’t worked on you in a long time.
“You already know what I’ll say. Your room is still how you left it.”
>”Oh thank you thank you thank you!”
>She hops up and hugs you, her face pressing uncomfortably against your crotch so you place your hand between and push her away.
“Yeah no problem just stop that, jeez.”
>”Hey its every big brother’s job to hug their little sisters!”
“Hey I think I’ve done plenty more than is required of me. But...”
>You bend down and pick up the little gremlin, giving her a proper hug.
“Welcome home Cozy.”
>”Thank you big bro-bro, I missed you.”
“Yeah me too.”
>You have more then a few choice words for the little criminal mastermind in your arms but you don’t want to ruin this moment.
“So, what do you want to do.”
>”Let’s watch a movie please! Something with a good villain!”
>You’ll never find it ironic how much she loves kids movies, despite her usual MO. But then again she usually rants about how the villain gets cheated.
“Sounds good, how’s aristocats?”
>”Yeah! Hurry up and put it on!”
“Alright then. Let me just put you down.”
>You detach her from you and throw her onto the couch.
>”Hey!”

“You told me to hurry up didn’t you.”
>”That doesn’t give you the right to treat your sweet little sibling like that,” she admonishes with a pout on her face.
“Yeah well if I had any ‘sweet little sibling’ that I know of let me know,” you tease back, mocking her inflection.
>”Hmph.”
>Again she utilizes that unending wellspring of cuteness as she pouts with her arms crossed.
>Definitely her most deadly trick if her past is any indication.
>Either way you put the movie on as you take a seat next to her, only for her to move the other end of the couch.
“You really going to play this little game.”
>”Hmph.”
“Well I guess I’ll just lie down on the couch, since you’re being so generous.”
>You lay down on the couch, stretching your body so that you take almost all the space as you smirk up at her.
>She only looks down at you with practiced contempt.
“Hi there.”
>She only looks away towards the movie.
>Well lets see if she can ignore this. 
>Slowly you reach a hand up to her neck.
>The vulnerable area is unprotected, but more importantly very ticklish.
>With a quick strike you run a finger across it and pull back, getting her to giggle as she faces you.
>”Hehehe stop that!”
“What do you mean,” you say acting clueless.
>She only pouts before looking at the movie again.
>You don’t let up and continue doing small surprise attacks on her, getting to hear her cute little laughs.
>However as you go in for another tickle suddenly a small hand catches yours, as she gives you a mischievous look.
>”Well well well, look what I caught! A wandering hand.”
“You can’t prove anything.”
>She only gives you a flat look.
>”It’s attached to you.”
“Well, I guess you can prove anything.”
>With her other hand she grabs yours in both.
>”Now what to do with this naughty hand.”
>Deciding to play along with the conniving little girl you let her move your hand as she pleases.
>She messes with your fingers one by one before moving it over her head.
>”I declare that you must now give me headpats.”
“My hand is under your command,” you say with exaggerated reverence as you pat her soft curls.
>”Mmm, good.”
>After that the rest of the movie goes by peacefully.
>Sure enough you see that she gets annoyed by the fact that the villain gets beaten by a buncha animals but ultimately she enjoys the movie for what it is.
>The downside that she has already come to expect, the fact that villains always lose in the movies.
“Well looks like it’s getting late, ‘sweet little siblings’ should go to bed early.”
>”I’m not sleepy yet!”
>Of course on cue she yawns right after saying that.
“Huh. Could had fooled me.”
>”Okay well maybe I’m a little sleepy...”
“So then, need me to read you a bedtime story or something,” you jokingly offer before laughing gently.
>”No, but it would be nice if I could sleep with my brother.”

“Aren’t you a little too old for that,” you softly tease.
>”Please?”
>Huh, she sounds genuine.
“Well I guess, but you better not make this a habit.
>”Thank you, pick me up?” she asks as she reaches her arms up.
>She might be too smart for her own good but she’s still your little sister that you can’t say no to.
“Alright then, up ya go.”
>You pick her up into a princess carry as she snuggles into your arms.
>You do your best to not get distracted by the cute display as you take her to your room.
>It doesn’t take long to get there and you lay her down gently this time as she weakly tries to hold onto you.
>You turn off the main light, leaving only the lamp on the nightstand.
>You lay down next to her and reach for the blanket, pulling it over the two of you and turning off the lamp.
>She turns to look at you.
>”Hold me.”
“Jeez really needy today huh.”
>”Just do it already,” she tiredly commands.
“Alright alright,” you acquiesced as you pull her towards you as she lays her head on your arm.
“There, is that all you need princess.”
>That get a happy little smile out of her, she always liked being called princess.
>”Good night Anon.”
“Sleep cozy Cozy.”
>”That was awful.”
“Then why are you smiling?”
>She only sighs with faux upset before smiling, her piercing eyes almost glowing red in the moonlight.
>”I love you.”
“I love you too.”
>You have a lot of questions for her but you’ll save them for tomorrow.
>The two of you close your eyes, falling asleep together.