>Be you
>A smol stupid faggot
>You mean, Anonfilly, the smol stupid faggot
>That’s how you’ve been calling yourself ever since HE arrived to Equestria
>Your enemy
>Your nemesis
>You always wanted to be the little filly
>It would be fun, you thought
>No responsibilities
>Only do autistic shit, like the CMC
>Play around and no pony would mind, since you’re a kid
>And it was indeed fun
>You thought Stupid Purple would force you to go to school, like in those ridiculous fics
>But in the end, she was smart enough to understand that you’re a grown up actually
>Not so Stupid Purple, afterall
>This was the best you would have wished for
>You could still pass as a filly and play around, nopony would mind
>Live as a guest in the tree library with Purple and Faggot, the dragon
>Have all your needs taken care of
>Have fun when you want
>You just had to “help” Purple with a friendship problem from time to time
“Don’t be a cunt.”
>That was your advice for her every problem
>You told her that was deep terran wisdom
>Twilight liked it
>Rainbow horse wouldn’t learn though
>That was your first year in Equestria
>A paradise

>It all became hell later

>You stare through the Tree Library window
>It was evening and the library already had closed
>But for him there was an exception
>There he was
>Tall and athletic stallion
>Perfect mane
>Head raised high with confidence
>Intense eyes
>Always carrying his sword with him
>For a cutie mark, a shield with a question mark
>He was very much like you
>But not quite like you
>”Ah! He arrived!”
>You could know that Purple was excited as she rushed downstairs to answer the door
>She barely looked at you anymore
>”Welcome Anon! It’s so nice to see you here,” said Purple
>”Greetings, Miss Sparkles,” said Anonstallion. “There have been weird dragon activities lately. I’m here to do research. Would you mind? The library is already closed...”
>”No! I mean! The Library is open… (for you).”
>Twilight seemed even embarrassed.
>You rolled your eyes.
>Spike rushed past you downstairs
>He would’ve opened the door
>But he was in the toilet
>”Anon! Anon! How awesome to have you here! Will you tell me about your latest adventure!?”

>Spike was excited.
>”Spike! Anon is very busy right now. He’s doing important research!”
>”Do not worry, Miss Twiggles,” said Anonstallion. “I don’t mind telling Lil Dragon what happened. Let’s say, the Diamond Dogs from the Southern Stronghold won’t bother Appleloosa anymore.”
>What?
>Did he just murder an entire tribe of dogs?
>No way to know, as how vague his adventure descriptions always were
>”So coool!”
>Both Spike and Sparkle didn’t mind though.
>They knew he was oddly effective
>We should be in season Five right now
>And yet the Tree Library was still there
>Why?
>Anonstallion somehow defeated Tirek alone, fucking up the timeline
>No Crystal Gay Castle
>No Starlight Nigger
>He also took care of Starlight’s Village alone
>And sent her to Canterlot prison, somehow
>As he researched, Anonstallion looked at you, upstairs
>Your eyes crossed for a second only, then he went back to research
“Faggot.”

>Spike was still trying to have a more detailed story from Anonstallion
>He offered his (useless) help researching about dragons
>Twigger went back up in order to not bother with his research.
>You could see her blush as she stared at the stallion downstairs.
“Are you feeling alright?” You asked Purple.
>You had to repeat the question one time.
>”Ah, sorry Nonny. I hadn’t noticed you there.”
>Of course she hadn’t
“What’s so special about him?”
>”You know, Nonny. He’s the Hero of Equestria! He saved our lives many times! Even Celestia recognizes him as the greatest living stallion!”
“He’s just a faggot,” you return to your grumpy ways.
>”Don’t be like that, Nonny. You should be happy to not be the only human here in Equestria!”
>You were WAY happier when you were the only one.
>Now every time you see him you’re reminded how worthless you really are.
>”Wait! You’re leaving already!?”
>Twilight rushes downstairs to stop the stallion.
>”Sorry for not enjoying more of your great hospitality, Twinkles. But duty calls.”
>And then Stallionanon rushes out of the library, smashing the door open with his body.
>Twilight didn’t mind.
>There were little hearts in her eyes.
>Like all the other mares in town.
>You think about following him
>But a little filly like you would be in great danger facing the wilderness like that
>Damn you Anonstallion
>He made you feel like a smol stupid faggot!

>Be You
>Hero of Equestria
>Anonstallion, the Mighty
>Savior of Canterlot
>Slayer of Demons
>The greatest Stallion Alive
>You’re off to another mission.
>This time, you’ll face dragons.
>They are terrible fire breathing monsters
>They’re no match for you though
>You always find a way to bulshit your way into victory
>But still a very harsh and dangerous journey
>You’ll face much pain
>Much hardship
>More traumatizing memories to kill your sleep.
>You stop running.
>Stare back at the Tree Library.
>All this time you spent watching the show.
>It would be a dream to live there.
>To live with Twilight Sparkle
>Solve friendship problems
>Be close friends with the mane six
>Be a cute little filly
>That small little faggot
>How lucky she is
>You wished to be her...