![url](https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1626/03/1626036834588.png) >Be Anon >Have breakfast >There are cereals! >Without milk, because you're poorfag. >Look at the box. >There is a cute unicorn mare on the box. >She's beautiful! >White coat, blue mane with a purple streak, golden horn; her hooves are cloven, but still cute, with little bells around her fetlock. >The main reason you bought those cereals in the first place. >Poke dry cereals with the spoon. >Look at the mare again. >tfw no mare >Remember men do not cry. >Cry anyway. >Your tears pour onto cereals. >Suddenly, a loud pop >Fall from the stool, spoon hits you in the head. >Curse. >Fall silent in the midst of the word. >In your room there is-- there is-- >A beautiful unicorn mare! >Just like that one from the pack! >"Hello! I'm Ceres, the uniCORN mare!" "Um, hello. I'm Anon." >"Why are you on the floor?" "I fell." >"Oh." >Her horn lights up. >She lifts you and drop back onto the stool. >She lifts spoon as well. "Please, don't." >You stop her. "Five second have passed" >She drops spoon back, it falls with a clanking sound. >Then she sees a bowl of cereals. >She extends her graceful neck and sniffs it. >"Don't you know dry cereals aren't good for your digestion?" "I have no milk, Ceres." >She her large, expressive eye become full of sorrow. >"Poor Anon. Do you want some milk with your cereals?" >She steps over your makeshift plank table. >The bowl is now right between her thighs. >Now you notice her teats. >Beautiful, supple, dark nubs of flesh. >She grabs her nipples with her aura ans tugs on them. >Stream of white, thick milk squirts into the bowl. >A liter, at least, or even more. >Don't know what to say. >"Try it!" >She says and pushes you with her nose. >Look at spoon, shrug. >Scoop cereals with your hand. >Crunch-crunch. >It's heavenly delicious! >Quickly gulp everything down and lick the bowl. >She nuzzles you again. >Hug her by the neck. >She's warm. Soft, delicate fur. >Plant your face into her withers and inhale. >Your prayers to Cadance, Celestia and other goddesses weren't in vain, after all!