https://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/34688754#p34709368

Prompt: Anon! The next time I find your dirty clothes on the floor, I'm going to take ALL of your clothes away!

>"That's it, Anonymous! I warned you. Now take off your clothes!"
>"I am serious."
>"Refusing won't help you. I fought chaos and shadow ponies before you were even foaled."
>"I don't know, cast magic?"
>"Then watch closely."
>[poof]
>"And they're gone. Oh stop shouting."
>"No, you have to learn a lesson or two on responsibility. You're already legally old enough to buy a house, but you can't even keep your clothes together."
>"But I am helping. You just can't see it if you keep staring at your loins."
>"You get them back when I see you learned to appreciate them."
>"How you shall spend the day? Just as usual."
>"Honey, have you been sleeping all these years? Most ponies are naked all the time."
>"You don't need your clothes in the palace. And not in Canterlot either."
>"Because these unicorns see their clothes as a status symbol. They aren't a necessity."
>"You are my son, Anonymous. You don't need that."
>"So what if mares eye your private parts. They won't catch fire if somepony looks at them."
>"No, we don't have a cockatrice in our animal park. And that only works if you look it in the eyes anyway. Your bits are safe."
>"Sigh. Alright, fine. If you are that afraid of showing yourself to the public, then I must help you."
>"RAVEN! I need you here!"
>"Please come in."
>"Don't mind Anon's protests. He's a bit nervous today."
>"I know, right? He looks fine."
>"Why should I mind if you look at him? He isn't a Crown secret."
>"Anon, would you please be so kind as to move your hands to your sides? Raven deserves to see the whole picture."
>"No? A pity. I guess you leave me no choice."
>"Raven? Please tell the court I cannot attend today because of an unexpected royal situation."
>"They will have to make do alone for one day. Anon needs my full attention as his dear mother."
>"Yes. Thank you. Please shut the door and tell the others we're not to be disturbed."
>"I will put a silencer spell on the walls, so don't be surprised if you near nothing of us in the next hours."
>"Now we're alone. Better lock the door just in case."
>"What I am going to do? Anon, my dear, I am here to help you."
>"Your reaction towards Raven made it clear to me. You need my help."
>"Why? Because if you can't stand a single mare watching your nude body in your own chambers, you've got a problem."
>"It is my duty as your mother to help you. And it's also very concerning. You should found your own family one day."
>"You can't do that if you can't get close to a mare."
>"No, Anon. Don't pretend you don't know how that works. You've been looking at some mares' rears yourself here and there. I've seen it."
>"But something went wrong somewhere. And now I must correct it."
>"Yes, I am your mother. But I'm also a mare. And you need the experience."
>"Forget the mother part for the day. I am just a normal mare for you."
>"Being an alicorn makes no difference, Anon. We're still ponies."
>"Don't give me that look. It's not like you're tossed into Tartarus. I've been there for you for as long as you can remember. You have nothing to be afraid of."
>"Now let's start slowly. Put your hands down. Please."
>"That wasn't painful now was it? And do you feel any different? Pain somewhere? Do you feel like melting or the sort?"
>"No, blushing cheeks are not a dangerous thing to my knowledge."
>"Don't lower your head and don't shy away. Look at me, Anon. "
>"I know I have to be strict with you now, but I have only your best in mind. And you are supposed to enjoy this too."
>"Tell me, what do you feel when I look at you? When I eye your full and exposed body?"
>"Embarrassment. Can you tell me why?"
>"Well there must be some reason. What makes it special if I glance over your nethers instead of your hands for example?"
>"The implications? Anon, just because you see something doesn't mean you have an intention behind it."
>"So? And what if I turn around?"
>"No, don't avert you eyes. Look at my flanks."
>"Yes. stare right at it. Take everything in with your eyes."
>"My bits, like you call it, have always been there, Anonymous. All the years you have known me. So why is it such a great deal if you look at them? Does it somehow turn over the world?"
>"Anon? Is that?"
>"Oh. Oh my."
>"I had no idea you are that quick to be aroused."
>"There is nothing wrong with arousal, Anon. But I have never seen somepony with such a low tolerance."
>"No. I didn't mean to insult and my verdict has not changed. No clothes for you."
>"In fact that makes my duties more urgent. You cannot go on like this."
>"What we do now? We have to work on your composure. And there is only one therapy to it."
>"The frontal one. Looks like I have be more than just a mare for you. I must become *your* mare."
>"You heard right. I am your special somepony today."
>"I understand your hesitation, Anon."
>"But this is the only way to work on your inhibitions. I have waited for too long."
>"This isn't how I expected my plan to play out either, but I am not letting my own and only son down when he needs me the most."
>"Trust me, I know what I am doing."
>"We must lower your inhibition. It can't be that a simple glance on a mare's rear does so much to you."
>"Until you have enough experiences to keep cool in everyday situations. Even when naked."
>"A natural affection is important, yes. But yours is more than just finely tuned. It's completely overloaded."
>"No, you are no pervert my dear. Only inexperienced."
>"By making up for that negligence. It is high time."
>"Yes. Here and now. Between us."
>"I am not going to lie to you. This will get amorous."
>"It's fully understandable why you find this unsettling with me. But excitement is a part of the therapy too."
>"I promise I'll make it is pleasant as possible."
>"Shall we begin?"
>"Fine. Brace yourself, Sunshine. Here it comes."
>"Anon, listen. There is much more to love and affection than the rutting. I see now we must start at the basics."
>"Look at me and listen."
>"What does it to you when I change my voice?"
>"When I speak slowly. Quietly. Passionate."
>"How do you feel when you look me in the eye and hear my lure?"
>"Keep looking at my face. Could you say no to me when I look at you like this?"
>"Do you feel something? A weak shiver perhaps. Are you lightheaded?"
>"Do I fill your head with visions?"
>"Do you imagine all the sweet things we can do together?"
>"Your mind tells you they are wrong."
>"But your body knows you secretely want it."
>"I am your mare, Anon. Yours for the taking."
>"I will make all your wishes come true."
>"If you let me."
>"You can't resist your nature."
>"Give in to your desires."
>"Yes? Good. I caught you, my boy. And I didn't even touch you."
>"Yet."
>"The blush on your face is cute, little one."
>"I can hear your pulse just by looking at you."
>"Savor this sweet moment. You want to remember it."
>"You think this is intense? Oh you have no idea."
>"My lovely little Anon, you are in for the ride of your life."
>"Did you know some stallions prefer older mares? They say they have more style."
>"Your hands again? Don't think I'm not aware of your shaft. You can take them down."
>"Because I will if you don't."
>"Doesn't matter. I'm coming for you."
>"Your destiny is here with me. In my hooves."
>"Can you feel the difference when I come closer?"
>"Think you can face me directly?"
>"Eye to eye?"
>"Do you like how my breath tickles your skin?"
>"Yes, you do."
>"Don't forget to breathe, sweetie. Or else I'll have to do it for you."
>"Now to your first test."
>"Oh yes. That was just a prelude."
>"Will you fold when I put my hoof on your chest?"
>"Steadfast. I like that."
>"But we'll see how strong you really are on an equal playing field."
>"Undress me."
>"Why, I took your clothes. It's only fair if you do the same to me."
>"Well I can keep my regalia on if you wish."
>"And if you prefer intimacy, and more, with horse shoes and the like."
>"Some prefer it that rough. I can deliver."
>"Do I look like I am joking?"
>"That's what I thought."
>"And now you're already stripping your mare. Didn't take more than a few minutes."
>"Why don't you start with my hoof on your chest?"
>"Where's the problem? Just hold me with one hand and untie me with the other."
>"Don't worry. The horse shoes are sturdy. You won't break any precious metal."
>"You have a firm and unique grip, Anonymous."
>"No, go on. That was a compliment."
>"Because we don't have many hands to go around in Equestria. Yours are the only pair I know of."
>"No, claws are not the same. Believe me, I had a few griffin emissaries shaking my hoof in my life. They are not as pleasant to touch."
>"Here we go."
>"You can keep holding my leg a little longer if you prefer."
>"Is something the matter? Do you like my hoof?"
>"Why don't you give it a kiss then? It is said to be a courteous greeting in some areas."
>"Not because *I* like it. Because *you* do."
>"I am not blushing, Anon. You are."
>"Anon, I take personal hygiene very seriously. I would not present a dirty leg to my son."
>"Yes, that's it. Nopony shall say I don't teach my son some manners."
>"Oh come on, Anon. I see the pleasure in your eyes."
>"And there's at least one more fore leg waiting for you."
>"So are you a dear and untie the second shoe too?"
>"And hold me tight."
>"Exactly like this. This is good."
>"You're an eager one, Anonymous."
>"Your shaft tells me so. It's like an open book to me."
>"Anon, I didn't say this was a bad thing."
>"Better use your hands for my crown instead. I don't want to poke you when we nuzzle later on."
>"Oh, was I not supposed to say this out loud?"
>"But we will."
>"We have to. We must catch up on many things"
>"Just put them on the nightstand. I won't need them for the next hours."
>"Now come around. Still two more shoes to go."
>"Kneeling down to open up your special somepony's dress is not wrong, Anon."
>"Don't be shy to look at me from down there."
>"Anon, you didn't mind sitting on my lap when you were younger. My underside is no danger zone. You've been there before."
>"Would you like to touch my teats before we go on? It could help you."
>"Then come back up again before you turn into a tomato."
>"Let's get rid of the peytral and the real fun can begin."
>"What do you think is going to happen? We're going up close and personal."
>"There are no privates where we are going, Anon."
>[A moment later]
>"What's the matter? Can't handle a mare circling you?"
>"How about a lick on the mouth?"
>"Some feathermarking on the back?"
>"Or a tail stroke between your legs."
>"Now don't be so pent up. I'm not breaking anything."
>"Part of a trusting relationship is allowing yourself to be vulnerable, Anon."
>"But it does feel great, doesn't it?"
>"That's what I want to hear."
>"And what if I keep going?"
>[Another moment and one loudly moaning Anon later]
>"That was intense."
>"Don't feel bad, Anon. I was asking for it."
>"No. To use your words, 'cum' in the tail is not very elegant."
>"I told you, it's not your fault."
>"I can clean myself with a simple spell."
>[Poof]
>"There, as if nothing happened."
>"Now let me use a hoof."
>"You're spent?"
>"Dear me, I shudder to think what would have happened with any other mare."
>"No. I have something to pick you up again."
>"Don't mind the golden glow around your gonads."
>"You will feel a light pressure now."
>"I know, but hold still. I want to avoid side effects. The pain is not real."
>[A different poof, concentrated around Anon's dick and balls]
>"Fixed. We can go on."
>"Everything is still where it belongs. Check for yourself."
>"A revitalizing spell. It replenishes and boosts the natural performance."
>"The effect feels amazing, doesn't it? You're erect again in an instant."
>"I know you are 'hard'. That's the idea."
"Although your wording is not far away from reality."
>"See? I can put my leg on your member and it does not budge."
>"Absolutely harmless. I know this from personal experience."
>"Who says the formula doesn't work on females? It's only less obvious as you can imagine."
>"The spell is very, ahem, *potent* if you pardon the pun. It can last hours or longer. But there is a way to shorten it."
>"Constant relief, my dear."
>"Want to know the best part? It's renewable. Multiple times."
>"That's right. I can refresh you over and over until we have prepared you properly."
>"No, this isn't something I learned from forbidden tomes. It's a spell like any other and can be used as such."
>"Quite useful too. You know I'm not a violent pony, but Equestria was not always as quiet as it is today."
>"And should I not stop a group of troublemakers without violence when I can, Anon?"
>"Why, I once stopped an army with my magic."
>"The first half of the ponies constantly stumbled over their fifth legs."
>"The other fell to the ground and begged for somepony to please quench the sudden lustful fire in their loins."
>"Keeping them in this state and mounting each other for a day changed their minds on a few things."
>"Needless to say, they surrendered. And nearly all of them became future parents in the end."
>I could convince them to agree with a compromise."
>"They laid down their weapons, and in turn I declared to forego any form of additional punishment. Provided they tend to their newfound families."
>"That was before Cadence was foaled, by the way. She isn't the only one who has some knowledge in this field."
>"You see, Anon, I am a reasonable pony. And now I offer you a compromise."
>[Soft noise of a hoof rubbing a penis]
>"You will be granted you all the relief you desire, if you do what I say."
>"Just surrender. It's in your own best interest."
>"I love a good diplomatic agreement. It always feels like a victory."
>[More dominant rubbing]
>"How you shudder and pant. And this is just the foreplay."
>"Blackmailing? This isn't blackmailing, Anon. Just guidance in the right direction."
>"I knew you would see reason."
>"A condition? Intriguing. And what is this condition of yours"?
>"Total surrender if I use the spell on myself?"
>"This is a bold one."
>"Certainly possible. Though I haven't considered it before."
>"Your predatory grin surprizes me, Anon. What do you expect to gain from this?"
>"Yes, I was talking about an equal playing field."
>"Unfair if only you are magically affected? But I don't need the boost. Unlike you."
>[...]
>"You are right on principle, Anon."
>"But the mares back then. They all were so-."
>"No, I am not afraid. Stop saying that."
>[Celestia's rubbing and Anon's teasing intensify]
>"Alright, alright. I do it. We have a compromise."
>[Celestia points towards the bed, her horn flaring in gold]
>"Better get there already. We will need it when the spell hits me."
>"I don't think you want to take me on the floor."
>"It means exactly what I said."
>[Anon pales]
>"Seconds thoughts? I'm sorry, we have struck a compromise, Anon. I will not break my word."
>[A golden light appears between Celestia's flanks and discharges with a poof, leading inwards]
>[Celestia's eyes widen and her rear legs give tremble and buckle]
>"Sun and stars!"
>[Immediate dripping noises]
>"Is that me? By myself, I'm leaking like a faucet!"
>[Celestia wobbily heads for the bed]
>"Anon, dear. I need you! In me!"
>"Doesn't matter. Your penis. Your hand. Your tongue. I don't care."
>"You should have thought that through before the negotiation."
>"Come here. This is going to be messy."
>[Celestia shakily lets herself fall onto the bed, facing Anon]
>"Closer, Anon. Closer."
>[Celestia grapples Anon]
>"Gotcha. Hold up your end of the bargain. Now."
>[A hoof points to her posterior]
>"I know I'm wide open. Do something about it!"
>"Quick, you have no idea how much it itches."
>"Not in the mood for jokes. Do I have to pull you with my magic?"
>[Celestia rolls on her back, stretching and spreading her legs in the air]
>"You don't need directions, do you?"
>[Anon probes with a finger]
>"Ah! Anon, stop playing games! I am your responsibility now."
>"Anon. Go. Behind. Put. Little. Anon. IN!"
>[Hesitant penile penetration ensues, paired with moans from both]
>"*pant* Finally! No no no, don't just stop. Keep moving."
>[More general moaning noises]
>"Don't hold back. The silencer spell will muffle us."
>"The guards won't hear a thing."
>"Yeeees. Now you're acting more like a stallion. Make me yours."
>[Anon gasping]
>"Oh, did I grab you with my lips? Yes, that's normal."
>"Keep rubbing! This is the best part."
>"Don't be ridiculous. A mare can't cut your piece off with that."
>[Anon's body quivers]
>"Grab my legs with those soft hands of yours if you need more stability."
>"I like your grip, by the way."
>[Anon grabs Celestia by her haunches and keeps thrusting]
>" Breed me like the stallion that you are. You get the hang of it."
>"This was an idiom, you whimp. You are not going to impregnate me that quickly."
>"Don't slow down. Alicorns have a resistance to it."
>"Is that so? Did you ever ask Shining or Cadence how much they had to try?"
>"They used spells too. You can bet your arse on it."
>[Anon climaxes with another loud moan]
>"Aaaah. That's what I've been waiting for."
>"Do you feel like ebbing away? Wait for it. The pressure will return."
>[A second light dome flashes up around Anon's testicles, he screams in surprise]
>"*yelping and twitching* Uh heavens, I can feel you growing inside me again."
>[Anon resumes thrusting]
>"That was the second spell reset."
>"I did nothing this time. The spell will keep you going and going."
>"Told you the thing lasts for hours. And so will you."
>"It is harmless. I recast the whole formula at least 5 times on the ponies back then. Not one got hurt in making."
>"And pregnancy isn't a damage in my book. They all lived happy lives afterwards."
>"I have no idea what a 'hammer to the balls' feels like, but I think you are exaggerating."
>"The imaginary pressure only lasts a second or so."
>"I am *burning* too, you know?"
>"Don't tell me you're suffering, waist deep into a mare. I don't buy that."
>"And forget the mess. I can cast it off."
>[Celestia breathing heavily]
>"You're getting into the flow. That's a relief, I was beginning to wonder when you would pick the movements up yourself."
>"And without me telling you to."
>"Now we can experiment with what you could be into."
>"Don't take this personally, but you-"
>[Celestia flares her wings on the bed]
>"Angh! Keep hitting there."
>[Continuous interruptions due to sharp breaths]
>"But you don't strike me as the assetive type."
>"So maybe you prefer the mare taking the reins instead. Roll around."
>[Celestia rolls her body and takes Anon with her]
>[She ends up on top, sitting on Anon with her rump and trapping his head between her fore legs]
>[He groans once under her weight but is otherwise fine]
>"Hah! Sweet spot!"
>"Who knew gravity could feel so divine?"
>"You fine down there? I hope I didn't take you too hard."
>"I am careful. I'm still holding most of my weight myself."
>"Anon, that is a rude thing to say."
>"Do what? My flanks have a right to be heavy. I am one of the largest ponies in Equestria."
>"Does it hurt? No? Then everything is fine."
>"And on the bright side, if you can take me, you can take any mare in Equestria."
>"Swing your hips, Anon."
>"You can't because you're pinned? Sigh."
>"Guess I'll have to ride you instead."
>[Celestia slowly grinds her posterior against Anon]
>"That's the stuff. Right there. Just. A. Little. More."
>[One stronger grinding thrust, Celestia climaxes with one guttural shout and floods Anon's thighs]
>"*pants* This is how you do a mare, Anon. I hope you learned something."
>"Maybe you should write a friendship letter about it. You whave one week."
>"Wait, what is that tingling?"
>[The spell resets Celestia with a dome of light, mostly hidden by Anon's body]
>[She raises her head with closed eyes and howls towards the ceiling]
>"Wooooooo holy mother of me! Like a whiplash to the marehood."
>"Now I understand what you meant, Anon."
>[Celestia eagerly flaps her wings]
>"Oh me oh my, it is growing as strong as it was in the beginning."
>"Anon, you know what you have to do."
>"Sorry I can't clean up. Not able to focus with this itching between my flanks."
>[More grinding]
>"Just a second, love. Let me first *gasp* find the position."
>"Oooh. Perfect."
>"Now where we? Right, finding *your* sweet spot."
>"So, do you like a mare on top? Does it make click in your mind?"
>"Maybe? Well, that is not a *pant* no. We should build on that."
>"Get ready, stern auntie Celestia is on her way."
>[Celestia raises a fore hoof to Anon's face]
>"No, no, keep down. Let Celestia handle this."
>"How about now? Is a hoof on your mouth more to your liking?"
>"Does it fluster you to be at my command and mercy?"
>"Shh. Don't try to speak. Tell me with your eyes."
>"I see no fear in them. But a glint. Fascinating."
>"Hum. Maybe."
>"Lick."
>"You heard right."
>"Lick my hoof."
>"You hesitate? Are you afraid after all?"
>[Weak shaking]
>"Is it the thought of my hoof on your tongue?"
>[One nod]
>"Cute."
>"Anon. My dear little Anon, look around."
>"You shot your seed into my tail hair once."
>"You filled me with your second one."
>"And now our essences mix between us."
>"This is nothing in comparison. And perhaps you find it attractive yourself?"
>"Good boy."
>"Yes, go for the frog. Hngh. You do this like a pro."
>"Your tongue is a gift, Anon. Give me all you have."
>[Celestia's grinding intensifies again, even Anon finds enough strength to thrust]
>"This sets your gears into motion, hm?"
>"Shoud I add some punishment for my little bad boy?"
>[Stronger pushes from Anon]
>"Now you're talking."
>[Celestia chimes in on Anon's rhythm, both climax together]
>[Celestia raises her hoof, their satisfied moans echo through the chamber]
>"Ah, perfect outcome. And you know what comes next. Are you ready?"
>"It is even better when we go through it together."
>[Celestia closes her eyes and spreads her wings]
>"Here it comes!"
>[The spell resets both simultaneously, their energetic outry forming a strangely harmonious chorus]
>"I swear, I havent't felt that alive in centuries."
>"Because I do enjoy it. The harmless shock adds another thrill to our little adventure."
>"Nopony gets hurt. And we still get to share the most intimate moments together."
>"Because of the energy. The senses. The heat."
>"Did you not feel the power when we wallowed in our passion?" 
>"Our shout of burning love?"
>"Knowing we can take ourselves to the fire again and again, and yet none of us will truly ever burn?"
>"That faint bitter twang in our symphony that makes the lure all the sweeter?"
>"Tell me, Anon. Do you not want to shout for me like I shout for you?"
>"Burn for me, Anon. And witness my flaming body for your own blissful existence."
>[Expectant panting]
>"The pain is a symbol, Anon. A small price we pay for something wonderful."
>"It is like a relatonship. You must give a bit of blood and sweat, but the rewards can make it all up to you."
>"Think about it, Anon. You find yourself ready for a mare if you understand that and take up your little piece of personal responsibility."
>"Starting with your clothes."
>"Oh Anon, did you think our tunes and some magic whips to the marehood made me forget?"
>"No, you are still grounded."
>"Yes. No clothes whatsoever for you."
[...]
>"So, uhm, my lips are still twitching."
>"And you are not done playing spire yourself, I see."
>"Seems like we're stuck for now and must burn some more."
>"Well, at least I can test further things on you."
>"How about using your hands on me while I tend to your tower with my hooves?"
>"Don't worry, I know how delicate your orbs are."
>"Better mind your nails too. My insides are not made of titanium either".
>"And perhaps we can try the same with our mouths if you fancy."
>"Let me assure you I will take care to not overly flood you if am able."
>"And even if it does go wrong, you can still rejoice in the light of my fire."
[One week later]
>"Anon? May I come in?"
>"Please excuse my intrusion at this late hour, but there is a matter we have to discuss."
>"I am afraid it can' wait until breakfast. This is a private issue, you see?"
>"Better sit down first."
>"We are going to need a silencer spell too."
[Both sit down on Anon's bed]
>"My, it is strange to sit here again after our last *cough* get-together. It even feels different."
>"You are faring very well, by the way. I think I should give you your clothes back soon."
>"Deflecting? Well, I suppose I am."
>"Anon, there is something I must confess. I was wrong."
>"Oh dear, how do I put it?"
>"You know my personal crown nurse, right? I usually don't need magical health screens, but the court insists on them every week. They are afraid the realm will collapse because I could drop dead tomorrow."
>"Hogwash of course. But you know how nobleponies and official representatives can be."
>"Coming to that right now."
>"My last screening was yesterday. And Hock Splint found something unusual."
>"Please take a deep breath now and stay seated."
>"She found a second spark in me."
>"*inhale* That means I am expecting. *exhale* It is yours."
[Anon pales completely and stares into the void]
>"Anon, I-"
>"No,-"
>"Absolutely no doubt."
>"Anon! Please! Listen to me! This is hard enough as it is."
>"Look, I am deeply sorry. I really, really am. This is not what I expected to happen at all."
>"I didn't lie to you. Alicorns don't get pregnant just like this. It takes a lot of effort and magic."
>"Ask Shining Armor if you don't believe me. He swallowed a whole bunch of potions to impregnate our dear Cadence."
>"Maybe that's why her daughter has such massive wings."
>"Anon, I'm not trying to jest. This is a serious matter."
>"I didn't tell you yesterday because I had and emergency consultation with Hock Splint and Twilight Sparkle."
>"No, only them know. Rest assured they keep quiet."
>"Hock is my trusted nurse since her early days and Twilight still adores me like her infallible mentor."
>"Because I tried to find out what went awry, if you can call it that."
>"And I did. Or rather Twilight did develop a theory after she looked on the spell's formula."
>"The revitalization does not only affect a pony's lust for love, it also boosts fertility."
>"Casting the spell on myself may have caused this. It produced, to quote my faithful student, hyper fertile eggs."
>"No no no. I am not trying to put the blame on you. It was my doing."
>"*I* cast the first spell on you without asking because I couldn't see the consequences."
>"There was no justification this time. Unlike those ponies on the field, you were not about to storm a village with an armed force."
>"All that happened stemmed from my own decision. And I must live with that."
>"Both Hock and Twilight checked and came to the same conclusion. It will become a healthy foal."
>"Twilight said this is normal. There are not many studies on 'hybrid breeding', but the foals usually maintain their mother's shape."
>"But that does not mean they don't bear any resemblance to the father either. Things like eye or hair color, and so on."
>"Of course I will keep it. How could I not?"
>"But the question is what you are going to do. Will you accept it as yours?"
>"The court will ask sooner or later. Pregnancy isn't something a mare can hide forever."
>"I can understand if you reject me. I promise you I will not force you to anything. And I won't think less of you."
>"Because it was sincere. I want you to find a mare you like and with whom you can be happy."
>"I never wanted to force myself on you."
>"Though I would be honoured if you do choose me. If you can forgive my folly."
>"You don't have to answer at once. It is almost a year until it comes."
>"But it will take some time to prepare."
>"A foal needs much care and loving attention, and I cannot simply drop everything. Equestria counts on me."
>"The castle has an excellent staff. We have some very qualified ponies for this job."
>"But no pony can ever replace a father."
>"I will leave you now. Please take the time you need. My door will always be open to you, my beloved son. No matter how you decide."
[Celestia tries to stand up, Anon holds her down]
>"Anonymous?"
>[...]
>"Are you sure you don't need more time to consider? This will be a lot of work for both of us."
>"And accepting it would make you my de facto husband in the eyes of the court."
>"Anon, thank you. You are a noble spirit."
[A series of tender hugs and nuzzling]
>"To Tartarus with the gossip. We have fought all manners of monsters and shadows for the sake of the world."
>"I am sure the populace will forgive me for marrying my adopted son."
>"You know the saying. 'Since we are not related, it will be okay'."
>"Shall we go to the court together then?"
>"Equestria is waiting to see my future groom."
>"No clothes. Everyone shall see who has sired Equestria's newcomer in the royal blood line with me."
[Exeunt Both, A stealthy figure in dark clothes crawls out from the underside of the bed]
[It pulls away its hood and reveals a pink alicorn with a candy mane]
>"And so does the circle close, dear Celestia. I paid a debt you never knew I had."
>"Your spell created me all those years back then. It is only just if I return the favor to help you find the one you are destined for. Just like you did for my parents."
>"*smirk* Luna knows the ape would have never dared to do it himself if I hadn't intervened."
>[Searches the room]
>"Good thing Twilight didn't spot the potion's magic in Anon's seed. That could have blown my cover."
>"Now where is that cursed vial? I must erase all traces of my love magic."
>"Oh crystal horseapples, it was in his dresser! I must find where she has hidden his clothes before she returns them to Anon!"
>"Now if I were a thousand year old sun mare with a caked flank, where would I put my adopted son's clothes so that he doesn't find them when I am not busy sitting on my dear Cadence's head?"
[Exeunt Totally-Not-Cadence]

The End

[Excerpt from: The Princess and the Naked Ape's New Dress - True Stories From Equestria's Royal House]
[Note: This work has been deemed 'satire' by Her Royal Highness of Equestria. No further comments were made.]