[Intro]
Hey, Rainbow, can I talk with you a second?
Sorry, Twilight. I'm busy with my grind. Gotta go fast, ya know?
We need to talk about what you said to Caramel this morning.
Oh, that? Yeah. I might have been a little harsh, but I did what I had to do. Can't let colts distract me from my sigma mare grindset. 
What the hay is a 'sigma mare grindset'?
Well, a sigma mare is a lot like an alpha mare but cooler and more mysterious.
Ugh. This is going to be interesting.

[Verse 1].
Do stallions I spurn? A misunderstanding.
I don’t wanna hurt ‘im, but I ain’t so randy.
Respect is earned, don’t need no panhandling.
No time for colts in the things I’m planning.
I spit bars and I make ‘em plenty,
I set bars and I break ‘em, can he?
He’s got no cards; he won’t make it standing
The only bar he’s set to a breakin’s candy

Don’t waste my time ‘cause I’m on a mission
I’m not your kind, I beat the competition
Don’t get to bitchin’, you’ll find that you’re shittin’,
Out of your luck, ‘cause this one ain’t quittin’
It’s futile to try, ya can’t catch my driftin’
Ya out of your mind, while I got a vision
Stay in your line, d’ya know who ya dissin?
I’m a rare type, I don’t wanna fit in

[Chorus]
Alpha, beta, not for me
Not part of my reality
It’s such a waste of energy
And I think that you’ll find that
I’m not like all the rest of them
I’m hotter than the freaking sun
Mysterious and aloof but
I don’t care if you mind it
These colts I got no time for,
So they can go just cry more,
I’m shootin’ for the high score
‘Cause thinkin’ big’s my mindset
I’m building passive income
I’m reading online wisdom
Get ready ‘cause here it comes
I’m on my sigma grindset

[Break]
Rainbow, I’m pretty sure “mysterious and aloof” are the last things anypony would describe you as.
Eh. Sigma Rule #35 say don’t let the haters and trolls tell you what to do. Make your own path. That’s why I’m on my grind.

[Verse 2]
What separates you and me?
You search rates on Travelocity,
I lift weights for my travel velocity.
I dodge dates, cause simpin’ I don’t wanna be.
I move plates, and these colts all over me.
Out of my way, ‘cause I don’t have time for these.
I fly great, you slow like you had a lobotomy

Clowns shoot the shit, I widen the rift,
I’m tellin’ you this, I’m getting more fit,
You already quit, keep eatin’ the clit,
I don’t give a shit, I’m Bitcoinin’ rich.

We are not the same, fool!
I don’t play your game, fool!
Self-select out of the gene pool!
Yuh! Yuh!

[Chorus]
Alpha, beta, not for me
Not part of my reality
It’s such a waste of energy
And I think that you’ll find that
I’m not like all the rest of them
I’m hotter than the freaking sun
Mysterious and aloof but
I don’t care if you mind it
These colts I got no time for,
So they can go just cry more,
I’m shootin’ for the high score
‘Cause thinkin’ big’s my mindset
I’m building passive income
I’m reading online wisdom
Get ready ‘cause here it comes
I’m on my sigma grindset

[Break]
Rainbow, I know you like this kind of motivational video stuff, but I don’t really think this is healthy for you or your relationships.
Mare, fuck you.

[Verse 3]
Splittin’ these rhymes like it’s yoga,
Blowin’ your mind, I composed the
Words you know I make the most of
My graces from high, cause this life has chose her
Keep my friends close and my enemies closer
Stay the close colts, do I want them?
I guess that I don’t and I don’t ‘cause
I’m savin’ my oats, got a closed purse
Sharper than most, not a dull spur

Simp for a colt, don’t even know her
Gonna stay home, while I go put fear in my foes
So go clear or get hurt ‘cause I break bones,
Not a coaster, I won’t wait for
The slow learn while I make dough
As the time goes, do the fakes fold or they break through?
‘Cause you’ll find out, where the cake goes, 
when you’re late so check the date, no? (Check it)

[Chorus]
Alpha, beta, not for me
Not part of my reality
It’s such a waste of energy
And I think that you’ll find that
I’m not like all the rest of them
I’m hotter than the freaking sun
Mysterious and aloof but
I don’t care if you mind it
These colts I got no time for,
So they can go just cry more,
I’m shootin’ for the high score
‘Cause thinkin’ big’s my mindset
I’m building passive income
I’m reading online wisdom
Get ready ‘cause here it comes
I’m on my sigma grindset