>snuggling with dragoness gf
>watching some 20-year-old movie
>premise is what if the changelings won and reality is just the dream they put you in in their pods
>"Don't worry, Anon, if a changeling ever tries to put you away, I'll show them who has the stronger fire."
>hearing her slightly raspy voice try to sound comforting
>it's awfully cute
>she hugs you tighter to her scaly, pink body
>and warm...
"Oh? I should go find a changeling then, so I can watch my girlfriend kick some tail."
"I'm not worried about this movie, though. It reminds me of one from... where I come from."
>in the movie, Shifting Realities offers Novus the choice between two cupcakes
>...you don't remember her having a paw and talons when you saw this before
>your girlfriend sighs
>"She's doing it again..."
>the camera pans back up to show a grinning Eris
"Heh, at least she sorta makes it a new movie."
>Novus picks the cherry cupcake
>reality begins to distort around her
"What do you think this time? All secretly draconequi?"
>"And Novus is gonna be human out of the pod. It'll be rated X by act three."
>she holds you tighter
>her body rumbles with a low, protective growl
>turn away from the screen to give her a quick peck on the cheek
"I don't mind, Lelo. Stuff like that seems to put you in the mood to prove how incredibly sexy you are, and after watching a human-interspecies porno? I'll probably be in the mood to show myself off to you, too."
>her growl dissolves into a purr
>>"Wasn't my plan, but I can adapt!"
>Eris smiles at you two from the other side of the screen
>notepad in hand
>a snap of her tail turns Novus into a perfect copy of you
>voice unchanged though
>kinda weird
>>"Guess what, Novus! Time for a crash-course on lucid dreaming! Let's throw you off a building!"
>Leloshem nibbles tenderly at your ear
>"Mm, alright, let's hear her out, then."
>shift around, settling in against her body
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>three heads - one on screen - turn towards the noise
>"Anon? Leloshem?"
>oh it's princess purple
>groan and try to squirm out of your girlfriend's surprisingly strong arms
"We should probably hear her out."
>the scaly embrace is unwavering
>"But the plot's about to kick off, and we're already cuddling!"
"Yeah, but do you think she'll take the hint when we don't open the door?"
>"Ugh, I hate that you're right about this."
>the comfortable pink prison unimprisons you
>and then gets up, herself
>Eris pulls herself through the screen and lands in a noodly heap on the floor
>flickering with TV static
>Leloshem shoots a few small bursts of flame, lighting up the magically bright candles
>kills the atmosphere, but then again so did Twilight
>"Hi you two! I was thinking about the growing number of diverse creatures living in Equestria, and figured I'd pay a visit to Ponyville's most exotic household."
>so this is what a microaggression feels like
"Hey twinkle sprinkle. You caught us watching a movie."
>"Don't worry, this won't take long."
>she pulls out an entire fucking packet
>"Is Eris around? I have a few questions on how she's adapting to friendship, so I can cross-analyze her progress with Fluttershy's effect on Discord."
>look back inside
>Eris shakes her head
"She's out doing noodle things."
>your girlfriend grabs your arm
>"What a shame. C'mon, Anon, let's go watch the-"
>"Wait! Your experiences are good data, too. From your perspective, how well has Eris been adapting her chaotic nature to living in Equestria?"
>some smoke trails from Leloshem's nose
>"She's great when not trying to steal Anon from me. Doesn't hurt her friends."
>>"Except when it'd be really funny."
>Twilight pokes her head through the door
>"I thought Eris was out?"
"It's the movie."
>"We're watching a movie."
>the purple pony is undaunted
>"Oh! You know, recent advances in thaumotechnology now allow movies to be frozen mid-play, in a sort of 'pause,' and-"
>how did she get to be princess of friendship
>turn away, look at Eris
>mouth "please distract her"
>she gives you a grin and a thumbs-up
>you quickly hide the grin and thumbs-up from Twilight
>no draconequi here, no siree
>Leloshem is heating up
>angery dragon alert
>gently stroke her wings
>suddenly, a series of low thumps shake the ground
>Twilight, Lelo, and you stare towards the middle of town
>Sugarcube Corner has grown arms and legs
>and is dancing an Irish jig
>or whatever the hell is the Equestrian version of Irish
>Twilight poofs away the packet of questions
>"I... have to go. Sorry we couldn't talk longer!"
>Leloshem pulls you inside and calls back in a playful voice
>"I'm not~!"
>close the door
>run and hug the noodle
>a soft noodle who currently smells like fresh bread
"Thanks for the distraction, Eris! I think we were about to get stuck for hours if not for that."
>she... vibrates
>is she purring?
>>"You're welcome, Anon! Though, I didn't do anything. Love the hug though, we should do this more often."
>she didn't?
>...huh
>a pair of scaly, pink arms wrap around you, not just Eris's mismatched arms
>Leloshem picks you up - dragging Eris with you - and takes you back to the couch
>"Movie time. I'm not letting Twilight get in the way of my cuddles, or my possible post-movie groping."
>Eris phases through your arms
>>"Well, enjoy the show. I know I will~"
>she scritches under your chin with a talon
>bursts into pixels
>and flows back into the screen
>snuggle back up to cute pink dragoness
>her arms hold you firmly to her scaly body
>her tail curls around your legs
>get an affectionate lick on your head as the movie resumes
>the you-shaped Novus, laying on a changeling-lair slab, turns to Eris
>"I know Pony Sutra."
>Eris smiles
>>"Show me."
>dragoness gf slowly rubs her hand along your body as Novus does, in fact, show Eris