(Let's make a deal. You, The Reader, shall forgive my Autism in making this. And I, The Author, shall never delete a work from my account, because I think erasing my history and progress from view is cringe and I also never wish to deny anyone the fiction they want, even if it's bad.) 


Applejack stopped Twilight by her apple stand.
>Hey Twilight, how are you today.
>I'm just p-peachy myself.
>Listen, I wanted to talk to you about something.

*Groovy song starts*
https://youtu.be/dZLfasMPOU4

Twilights brother is looking like a number
Twilights brother is looking like a number
Twilights brother is looking like a number
Twilights brother is looking like a number

Twilight can I come by the libraaary
(Library) 
I need help with something scaaary
(something scary) 
Did spike get back from his gem mining trip
(mining trip) 
Is he there, or is he trying to give me the slip?
(Give me the slip)
You know he's not the little colt that he used to be 
He's all grown up now 
Twilight can't you see? 

Twilights brother is looking like a number
A sweetie pie
I see him in my slumber
Twilight can't you hear 
I want to be his dear
I know it might be sin but
I'm in love with Twilights kin

Twilights brother is looking like a number
Twilights brother is looking like a number
Twilight do you remember when we saved the town
(saved the town)
And Spike came with us in just a night gown. 
(A night gown)  
I could tell he liked me from the way he moved
(The way he moved) 
And the way he said
"can you lift me up there" 
(Lift me up there) 
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since Rarity dumped him
Your bro could use a gal like me. 

Twilights brother is looking like a number (Looking like my number)
A sweetie pie. I see him in my slumber (Deep in my slumber)
Twilight can't you hear 
I want to be his dear
I know it might be sin but
I'm in love with Twilights kin
Twilights bro, oh, oh
(I'm in love with)
Twilights bro, oh, oh
(Wait a minute)
Twilight can't you hear 
I want to be his dear
I know it might be sin but
I'm in love with Twilights kin