>Be me, Anon.
>Currently drinking a cold apple cider, while just staring out the window.
>Not much else to do here in pastel pony land. 
>Alright, it's not so bad..
>The views good at least...
>......
>..I also don't have to deal with Twilight's bullshit right now, and that's always a plus.
>I've been here for like six months, and every damn day, I have to see this mare. True, she's letting me live with her, but that's besides the point.
>She's fucking CRAZY. The bitch is absolutely unstable, and I seriously worry for her well being at times. 
>She's always telling me I can't leave the library unsupervised, and that I'll cause an incident or hurt somepony.
>She's always watching me, too. She can't even leave me alone for five fucking minutes, even when I'm in the bathroom..
>...
>She's right behind me, isn't she?
>"H-Hi A-Anon..!"
>This bitch, I swear..
"What is it, Twiggles? Wan't me to go to Hayburger with you again?"
>"U-Uh.."
*sigh* "What, ya want me to carry you or something?"
>"YES, I-I mean NO! I w-want you to meet somepony today.. H-He's my b-brother.."
>Oh no. There's two of them.
"Uhm, you sure about this, Twi? I thought you said I couldn't be around other ponies due to how ugly I am, and that I'd probably offend them somehow?"
>"...you're not ugly..."
>Damnit, I hate it when she mumbles.
"What?"
>"I-I said it's true! You're r-really UGLY!
"Well obviously, but that's besides the point right now. You really want me to meet your brother?"
>"Y-Yes! You two c-could become good f-friends! B-But he also wanted t-to check up on me, so I don't r-really have a choice.."
"Uh, okay I gue-"
>"G-Great! He'll be here any m-minute now, so behave!"
>She then practically sprinted away, slamming the door on her way out.
>Well, that was a bit of a surprise. 
>..aaand my cider's cold. Perfect.
>No point in staying up here anymore. I guess I'll go downstairs.