Granny Spank by Anon 
(Anon / Granny Smith)

(07/04/2017)

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29817496/#29819183

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>You are Anon.
>You've been stuck in candy land and currently living with the apple family.
>And you're getting real tired of Granny's shit.
>In checkout line at the local grocery store.
>"Oh, if it ain't Mr green two leg! What was your there name again? Ahnoni moose?"
"It's Anon..."
>"Yer shoppin' for somepony are we?"
"No, Granny. For the last time, I'm just buying some tools to fix my clock. Which you broke..."
>"Oh that ol' thing. Well, maybe y'all should learn to not to put them fancy doohickeys in my way."
"It was in my room. Against the wall..."
>"Eh, sticks and stones."
"Please, Granny, just checkout already so we can move this line along."
>"Don you tell me what to do! Ah movin' at mah own pace."
"..."
>"AH darn. Ah don left my money at home. Say there, Amom, why don you pay? As a token for all da times I... err..."
"...no."
>"Don you sassy mouth me boy! I'm old and ah want mah groceries! And ah ain't got no money!"
"Well than I guess you'll just have to buy your groceries some other time."
>"BUH AH WANT MAH GROCERIES NOW!! MISTREATIN' YOUR ELDERS!"
>Anger at 78%!
"FINE! I'll pay... Just stop making a scene."
>"YER DARN RIGHT YOU'LL PAY!"
>Anger at 86%!!

>Later that night
>"Supper's up!"
"Great! I'm starving!"
>"Ah really don't think you deserve this, Anoon, after the way you treated me at the store."
>"But here yer go anyways."
"...Thanks..."
>Anger at 89%!!
>"Alright, dig in!"
"Finally! Veggie soup with...! What the fuck is that??"
>Granny's dentures starts floating to the surface.
>"There them old thing is! Ah lose my head if it weren't attached to meh."
>Anger at 97%!!!
"MAY. I. HAVE. ANOTHER. BOWL. PLEASE."
>"What's wrong with your soup there? It's just mah old dentures. I'm old, so these things happen."
"PLEASE... MAY I JUST HAVE ANOTHER BOWL... PLEASE."
>"Be a man! You eat what I've touched!! SO DON'T BE A BABY!!"
>ANGER AT 99%!!!
"F-FINE............."
>ABOUTTOEXPLODE.EXE
>"Oh and by the way Aboon. I threw away them there vidya games of yers or what ever you young'uns call em."
"YOU WHAT!!?"
>"Yer getting to old to be playin' them there games. So I threw them away this morning."
>Anger at [ error: buffer overflow ]
"!!!!"

>YOU FLIP THE FUCKING TABLE UP IN A FIT OF ANGER!
>GRANNY HAS PUSHED YOU TOO FAR THIS TIME!
"THAT'S FUCKING IT!!!"
>YOU GRAB GRANNY BY THE ARM AND PULL HER OVER YOUR KNEES!
>"WHA!? G-GET YER HOOVES OFF OF ME!!"
"'BOUT TIME SOMEONE TAUGHT YOU SOME MANNERS!"
>and with a mighty swat of the hand, you land the first strike.
>"BWAAAAAAH!!"
>Granny yelled as her newly inserted, soup covered dentures flew up of her mouth.
>"HELP!! HELP!! ABUSE!! ABUSE!!!"
>Granny screams as your hand lands the second swat.
>For every swat you land, you can feel the cheeks of her ass ooze between you fingers like soft dough.
>Nothing but wrinkled ass skin.
>The sound of the swat made a wet splat as it echoed through the barn.
>And the dust puffing out like an old dusty pillow.
>"BWAAAGH!! L-LET GO OF MEH!! BWAHHH!"
>After every other swat of can see and hear dust farts flapping out of her butt.
>Her saggy crotchtits jiggling like a majestic ocean song.
>"BWAAAHAHA! S-STOP IT YER HEAR!! BWAAAAAGAGA!!"
>After what felt like hours, you hand starts to stick to her ass like cum to paper.
>Feeling like you've gotten your point across, you deliver one final swat that leaves a hand print like a memory foam bed!
>"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!"
>Her ass starts slowly creeping down to their natural saggy position.
"Now then. I think you've learned your lesson. Now go to your room."
>"EEERRR! ABUSING YOUR ELDERS!!"
>Granny Smith later turned into a cloud of dust and she roamed Equestria like a bird in the wind.
THE END.