Delegation by RusticAnon (None / Changeling) (19/08/2017) https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30693802/#q30755854 --- >the Changelings queen was sitting in her throne gloating on her recent success. >she managed to capture The heart queen daughter. >finally with Flurry heart out of the way. >It's only a matter of time for the crystal defenses to fall. >One of her trusted prison guard knocked on the door. >he was hesitating. mumbling to himself. >oh my Trusted head warden. what brings you here. >err.. umm.. the door... it wasn't my fault ... >he was cowering rambling nonsense. >the Queen got impassioned. >SPEAK UP >she yelled at him. >um The prisoner escaped. >WHAT >it wasn't my fault .. Princess Twilight and Cadance were using cloaking spell . >YOU Incompetent fool. All this planning and you were fooled by a stupid kindergarten spell. >I'm sorry your highness but you see we can still able to infiltrate the crystal empire. >she sat straight and tapped on her knees. >he knows what that mean. terrifyingly he suggested. >oh no not the spankie. here I'll do it to myself. >he bent over and spanked himself in front of the queen. >he didn't hold back and spanked himself really hard. >a desperate attempt but he was out of options. >lucky for him. >the queen said "Good now I want you to be the head of the operation of capturing shining armor while he is busy casting the shield spell.. And failure is not an option." >oh yes my queen thank you my queen . then he stormed out of the place. >first the crystal empire, then canterlot and then ponyville. the next step is equestria . Mhuahahaha end