Premise
>There was a heated situation in the office earlier today
>A coworker was giving you lip until you gave him a fat lip
>Now you are to see the section manager, one mean bitch by the name of Adagio Dazzle
>Your coworkers look at you with the same glee fat romans watched christians walking to the middle of the arena
>"Dead man walking!" says the token office faggot with a mean smile
>You knock on the manager's door
>"Come in."
>You get into the office
>The door closes behind you and you disappear in the carnivore's den
>Adagio "boss bitch" Dazzle is sitting on her chair with her back turned to you
>She is admiring the view outside her window, one of the perks of her position
"Ummm, hello?"
>"Uh huh. So I heard you beat up another drone. I don't care about sides of the story. All I want to hear is what you have to say about yourself. Are you sorry?"
"Sorry? No, he started it"
>Adagio spins her chair around
>You expect a withering gaze but instead she flashes a smile at you. Not the humourous kind of smile
>"I like a man who won't take crap. You have balls, which is rare for a man these days"
>"Thanks" is what you'd like to say but you say nothing and wait for the boss to get to the point
>Adagio gets up and walks around her office
>"You have two options: You can walk out the door, pack your junk and get mugged on the subway on your way home. Oooor..."
>Adagio sits on her desk and looks down on you
>She crosses her legs and lets her high heeled shoe dangle from her big toe
>"You can become my personal wageslave. You'll be working directly under me. Keeping track of my dates, fetching my coffee, and giving me foot rubs. As if that weren't enough reward, you'll be getting a salary. AND a bonus. What do you say?"
>foot rubs
>You look at Adagio's expensive, shiny shoe and her penticured toenails
"I'm in"


Okay, so: Adagio's bottom bitch. I bet she will be very picky with her coffee, make you juggle her calendar around so she can rest her goddess body on her sofa everyday, and to top it all off: foot massages whenever she wants, probably during weekends. I bet she will even rub them on your face just to mock you about how you are a pervert for accepting a job where you can touch her feet

Now that we analized the characteristics of our target, we need a plan to fight and conquer

>Step 1: charismatic approach
Being a HP CEO, she may have fashion mags in her office so she stays up in modern fashion standars. Get an old one (but no so old) and try to get some of that stuff. I don't mean female clothes, I mean men's wardrobe. The extra cash she gives you will allow you to be in a more higher lifestyle, so you need to look the part
She will notice this (CEOs tend to be very observants) and she will ask you what is going on. You must remark that now that you are under her wing, you are trying to keep the looks she deserves from her underlings
She will laugh because your attempt will be as endearing as a chimp in a tuxedo: dumb, useless, but endearing nonetheless!
She may give you some advice, and even what fashion mag to buy. Now that you have the knowledge, you can start making a budget so you can look hip while cheap


>Step 2: get a brain
Since she is in charge of an important company, you need to have something inside your head. Otherwise you will serve mochas and lattes for the rest of your life
Be observant: the office is a vast laberynth, with secret passages and traps. You will start to notice the squad of boys who try to make desk duty cool, the vyper who is always next to the water dispenser and gossiping everything that reachs her ears (in a 10-mile radius)
The token black man who has good weed and pills, and how he always sells them to the anxiety guy who is one freeze screen away from throwing the PC through the window and go postal
Also Bob*, the generic worker who always do a good job, yet never was promoted for some reason
Knowing these people will give you a weak point: some workers don't do their jobs, and they are always the ones who give Adagio a headache, and you a full reprogramming of her schedule to get the files those assholes didn't even started
Beat them by studying their purpose in the company, and make the files yourself
One day she will get another headache because Mr. Twat and Ms. Cunt didn't do their jobs, so now you show the files. If you can, try to cut corners

Example:
>"Anon, while this file is good, we need the document A3 to reach desk B12"
"But in the [most recent] manual says that you can bypass the document as long as the file is under the C14 category, which it is. And to save time, here is annex D10 so the investors have a copy as well"

Your evident good job will make her notice you more than just an overglorified slave. She will be impressed

*Note: Bob is literally a NPC. You can extract a lot of information, but be very wary about what you tell him. He will repeat everything like a recorder, so he is a double-edge blade: he will tell you everything in the office, but he will tell everyone your plan of getting it up with the boss


>Step 3: get FIT!
I don't say get a massive muscle body that will crush even your own spine because it breaks the cubic mass law
No, but at least get a hold of yourself. Being Adagio's mule won't just stop with the coffees and massages. She will make you carry her books, agendas, magazines, takeout meal, clothes, new bought clothes, new shoes, and whatever their sisters want (Aria will give you a lot of booze, and Sonata will probably want a piggy ride)
You will need to have a good body condition and endurance to carry all that. She may laugh when she sees you juggle all that stuff around, but you won't when something falls off and gets out of your paycheck. Let alone if you let Sonata fall
It may look like the final step, but start it as possible if you can

Now that we have the steps necesary for this operation to be a success, we are going to talk about the main plan and required tools to truly conquer the objective in the next post


>Objective: Adagio Dazzle
>Pros: Rich, sexy, poofy.
>Cons: Bitch, arrogant, blueballs magnet
>Weakness: Feet massages

>Set-up
When both of you are quite aquanticed with each other, you may try to invite her to your place. No funny stuff tho, you are just there to show your house and try to get her as comfortable as possible. When she can relax as if it was a second home, it's time for the plan to start

>Tools
Bed, body wide towel, body moisturizers (cream, as white as possible), massage oilments, sensual oils, condoms, scented candles (optional), small cellphone stereo (optional)

>Plan
Be as adamant as you are. Invite her alone (you can even say something like "if you want to take a break from your fams, come here. I know how "heavy" family can be). Do the classic stuff: ask about her day, pretend to listen to her (pick the important parts), give her something to snack, maybe watch a movie or a pair of episodes on your TV
Now that you two are comfy, drop the bomb: hey Adagio, want a massage?
She will say yes to this (in the time it took to do this stunt, she may be accustomed to your feet massages). Work as always
When you are done, say: hey, I've been reading a bit more about spa treatment, and now I know how how to do a rad massage. Want to try?
This is part 1: If she says no, try again after 4-to-5 weeks. If yes, take her to your room
Lay a body-wide towel on your bed, and work on her back (if you have the stereo, ask for a song). After a while she will be chill, so it's time for part 2
Ask if she wants a more complete massage. Warn her that she will have to remove her pants
Now, if she says no: repeat the "no" part in 1. If yes: help her get rid of the pants. She must move as little as possible
Work on her legs (don't jack off [yet]). Put twice the work here so she can relax as much as possible. When she is human putty, do it!


>"Hey dagi, I have oils that can make this feel really amazing. Let me get them"
If you have the candles, is a good moment to light them up
Now that you have the oils, you can relax a bit. The legs will get really slimy, so your arms will sort of follow the movement. Keep with the massages so she can relax more
Now that she is in the zone, clean your hands, and tell her: can I work on your back? I'll have to take your shirt off since the oil may stain it
She will want that massage, so she will say yes. Remove her shirt and bra (leave the bra hanging so she will have a fake sense of security thinking "well, he can't see my boobs"), and work on her back
Put a bit of yourself on this, because the next part will required a lot of frontal contact, and failure can be almost inminent

>"I can't fail. This is fool-proof."
You can fail soldier! Even when victory is 99.99999% guaranteed, there's a 0.00001% of failure! My methods will allow you to reach the most successful attempt for a 100%!

Now, her back and legs are slimy, and her skin will start to "breath". Now is the risky part


>"Well, your body is ready. Now let me get the GOOD oil"
Change the massaging oil for the sensual oil. These oils are made to raise body temperature and start a chemical reaction to secure a night of intercourse
You will have to remove your clothes except your undies (do it slowly). Say that is because it stain clothes much worst that the first oil
Put your fucking soul into this because it will define if you will be wanking your legs off or handle a goddess all night
The legs are easy, but get slowly on the bed. When you reach her back, be on top of her, but don't put your weight on her for now. Praise her looks and smarts
Go for her shoulders, and now push your body on her softly. Comment how you were very fortunate to have her as your boss, and how she is the best at everything
Finally rub the sides of her upper body, your fingertips rubbing the limit between torso and breast. Mention how hot it feels, and how sweet she smells
Sneak a neck kiss or two

At last, it's time for the all or nothing


>"Adagio, I can't hold it anymore. You are sexy, brilliant, and brave. Please, let's sleep together"
Now, two things will happen:

>1: so close, and yet so far
She will probably be shocked by that proposition, so she will say no and maybe something like she doesn't want you that way or how she wants to be friends
Comment that at least let you finish the massage. Bring the skin cream, put it on her (maybe jack off and finish on her body. Try to be as sneaky as possible), and finish the massage
She will go home, so be nice and pay the cab at least
Mission failed, you will get her next time tiger. But if you want that next time, you will have to ask for a proper date. That's beyond my skills

>2: Success!
She will be so comfortable, she will say yes! Remove her panties, put the condom on, and fuck her. You have all the knowledge already thanks to internet so this one is on you
When both of you are cuddling, joke about forgetting the moisturizer
Congrats! You fucked Adagio