>A few days later at your new home, the phone rings
"Hello?"
>"Agent Normal, we need you for briefing. Whatever activity you are participating you leave it now. A car will take you to HQ. Leave the keys in the mailbox. Over"
>The call ends abruptly again, so you dress up and take your wallet and your cellphone
>You lock the door, and leave the keys in the mailbox
>10 minutes later, you hear a honk outside
>When you see who it is, is one of the BOI agents in a sedan
>"Please come in Mr. Normal, we are already running late"
"Whoa, you guys really take timing seriously. It just passed 10 minutes"
>"We should have been arrived in 5. Please"
>The man opens the backdoor of the car and you get in
>The travel was quiet, but the entrance this time was different
>This man took you to a mountain's fake wall at the west of the city. After inputing a code, the wall opens a highway to HQ
>Most movements are normal: you reach to HQ, check in, and reach the hub
>Again inside the barely lit room, there's only one chair this time
>The screen lights up
>"Agent Normal? Mr. Smile. While we know it was your first day, we are very dissapointed in your approach. Cameras had your face, people reconigzed you, and a lot of public property has been damaged. This time avoid any insurgency, or we will deal with it accordingly"
>You don't like how that sounds, but you had the idea: don't fuck up, or we fuck you up
>"Returning to the matter at hand: Mr. Klatch tracked a monster's hideout. You with the help of agent Drops and Heartstrings will go to subdue it"
>"We know your gun and fighting skills are mediocre, so we will assign you a special contractor this time"
>The door opens revealing a man: it's the guy with the leather jacket
>"Jake Thompson; born in USA, gun for a hire. We though we deleted his memories, but turns out he earned a metal plate after his military service in the Middle East. His abilities with guns and explosives will come in handy for you. Meet the agents in the Everfree camping grounds. Over"
>The screens turns off and the room lights up again
>"So, I guess we are partners. Service, criminal, or just a guy in the wrong place?"
"Most likely to be in the wrong place, but I´ve been in a lot of criminal incidents, liked it or not. Let's go"
>Both of you go to the parking area where Ms. Facade is waiting
>>"Hey Shotass. New partner already?"
>"Shotass? Because of the mexican?"
"Yeah, yeah. Let's get the briefing"
>Report says you will go dressed as a mountain climber. Shorts, t-shirt, and a big backpack
>He goes as a hunter with a big battle jacket and camo pants
>As for the vehicle, he choosed a bike
>>"Good luck boys. You'll need it"
>Jake starts up the bike and both hit the road

"So, how a soldier becomes a man for a hire?"
>"Well, I entered after highschool. I though I could be another GI Joe who says fuck school, I go with guns. Sounded good in my head, but then I got my ass handed in recruitment, and when I though I did it, I was on a plane to fight in the desert"
"Ok. That's a start, but what about the plate and the job?"
>"When patrolling a bomb went off. I fought but then another blast, and I got my skull broken. When I wake up, I'm on the country with a giant scar and they cancelled my contract because the damage was intense. I can't turn my head to the left so much, and sometimes I have spams of pain"
"Just warn me before we crash at 80 mph"
>"Anyway, I went to the bar where soldiers usually go, and one contractor comes to me. Before I realize, I'm the go-guy doing legal and illegal shit across the country. I went to a few rehabs to fix my neck: done. And now I work for whoever pays me a meal"
"Sounds fun"
>"It is: maybe I don't have insurance or much security for my well being, but hey! At least is tax-free"
>Both reach the camp
>You see Lyra and Bon Bon
"Hey girls, long time no see"
L: Hey! Hi Norman!
BB: BOI must be desperate to hire a guy like you
J: That's why he is with me sweetheart
BB: And who are you?
J: Jake. Nice to meet both of you
"Ok. What is the situation?"
BB: Coffee Klatch found a trail where storm beasts are hidden in a cave. The cave has magic residue, so we think they come from Equestria. You will help us to send them back"

"So, any tactical advice?"
BB: Well, we can discuss it in the camping area. The entrance has a lot people coming in and out. Too much exposure
"Perfect. Let's go"
>Jake and you join Bon Bon's team, and start walking the road
>As you keep walking the trail, you give some bumps to Jake
*Whispering* "So, Bon Bon or Lyra?"
>"Uh?"
"Shhh! Low man"
>"Oh. Well, Bon Bon, I guess. She has a nice rack"
>Both keep walking checking out the girls
>"Lyra has a nice ass tho"
>lyra looks back slowly, winks, and makes a "jack off" sign with her hand
>"She heard us?"
"She has good ears, but trust me: her hands are magical. She gave me a few handies back in the day"
>Having said that, she puts her hand on Bon Bon's ass, fondles it for a bit, and then puts her hand in one of Bon Bon's back pockets
BB: Lyra, not in front of them
L: Let them watch
J: Man, these girls are going to be in my mind for days
"I know they are a tease, but they are worth it"
>A few feet later, you reach to the camp zone
>All the team sits in one plank table
BB: Ok, let me show you the intel
>Bon Bon opens up a map
BB: The trail starts here, and finishes in the caves around this part, close to the river. A straight approach would be a suicide because the storm beasts attack in groups, so we need to separate. One team will lure them out, and the other will throw these sleep grenades. When they are out of conciousness, we call the cleanup team

"I think I'll go with Lyra to lure the beasts out. Jake can help you more than I can"
BB: Perfect by me. Jake, you take the bombs
J: Ok
BB: Lyra, take this gear and this basic trap. That should be enough
L: Great! Let's go Norman!
"Ok"
>You two separate from the group to the designated area
>A walk later, Lyra asks for a stop
"What's the matter? Feeling a bit out of it?"
>"No, I just wanted a pause. I know you can enjoy a pause there and then"
"Good point"
>"Besides, I know you picked me because of my big ass, don't you?"
"Maybe"
>"Well, how about a small break before we engage? Just for nostalgia and catching up"
>She makes a very suggestive sign after that sentence: open mouth, stroking and ball fondling
>Well, what better chance to have a quickly with her?
"I'll take your offer, but in the interests of good camaredy and partnership"
>"Don't lie, you perv. You only want me to jack you off like I did back in highschool"
"Alright, good point"
>Both separate some distance from the trail, and get prepared
>You meet Lyra's lips after a long time. You just let her feel confortable to keep moving forward
>As she inserts her tongue inside your mouth, you slowly caress her body
>Both tongues meet, and they starting moving back and forth, spinning and intruding each other's mouths trying to taste as much as you can from the other
>The kissing starts to get more passionate as you fondle Lyra's butt
>She doesn't falls behind, and rubs with her palm the growing bulge inside your shorts
>After some time, your second head starts to peak
>She stops the kissing
>"Looks like you are ready"
>Lowering your shorts a bit, full 10 inches of Norman comes out
>"I didn't see this big boy in a long time"
>She grabs your phallus, and starts to give long slow strokes
>"What's next big boy?"

"I have a little idea"
>"What?"
>you give her a small spin, and thrust forward to her thighs, rubbing her puffy vulva in the process
>*Gasp!*
"I know our teammates won't like to know we had sex, but at least we can rub each other off..."
>You place your hands on her hips, and back away slowly
"... Unless I'm moving too forward"
>You thrust forward again, this time more easily thanks to being lubricated by Lyra's fem juices
>"Unf, I guess is fine"
>She grabs your forearms
>"But if you penetrate me, I'll punch your balls"
"No need to be rude Lyra"
>You back off again
"We have enough time"
>As you push forward, she pushes her hips back and swinging
>Keeping a rythm, you turn to see her eyes, and keep kissing her
>Slowly, you rise her shirt and start massaging her breast
>She returns the favor by grabbing your cockhead, and start to rub it with her hands
>Some time passes until both pick the pace up
>Feeling a build up, your thrusts start to be more aggresive as she holds onto your forearms
>"Remember Norman, if you-"
"I know, I know! Don't worry!"
>The rythm starts to become erratic as Lyra tries to keep on it
>The errors become more frequent as she fights her inner desire to be penetrated as she wants to reach her climax
>You notice this, and reach her clitoris with your right hand
>Finally, she grabs your head and forces it to a kiss, as you keep pounding her thighs
>In one last thrust, you push forward with all your might, cumming long strings of cum
>Lyra started cumming as well, as she grabs your phallus and starts to jack you off without breaking the kiss
>Some moments later, the masturbation stops, and your penis starts to go flaccid
>You remove your hand from lyra's pussy, and stop the kissing
>*Fua* "That was a great idea"
"I can have one sometimes"
>"Well, next time..."
>she grabs the hand you used to pleasure her
>"We can invite Bon Bon. You will know why we call her "sweet drops""

>In a quick motion, she sucks the fingers you used to pleasure her
>"Ahh... sweet"
>Your phone starts to sound: is Bon Bon
>>"Guys, we are in position. Where are you two?"
"Sorry Bon Bon. We got a little lost, but don't worry: we are back on track"
>>"Ok. Just be careful"
"Don't worry, we will"
>You hang up
"Well, you heard the boss. Time to clean up"
>You grab a few tissues from your back pack, and both clean up the mess you both did
>After being in an acceptable condition, you go back to the trail
>"Norman?"
"Yes Lyra?"
>"Can you keep this a secret? Bonnie doesn't like when I do this stuff, specially during a mission"
"Ok, I see she can be a little jelous. I can do it for one condition"
>"What is it?"
"The road is uphill. You go first so I can see that sweet ass"
>She smiles
>"Alright, I'll do it. But only because I like your idea"
>You stop and she goes in front
>For what was left of the road, you enjoyed her sweet minty ass

>You two reach the meeting point, close to the cave
>You take a walkie-talkie from your backpack and pass it to lyra
L: Lure to Pick Up: we are in position. Over
BB: Pick Up here. N, take the gear I gave L in the camping area
>You take a big metal box
"Alright, now what?"
BB: Go to a plain area with not so many trees, then set it up. The instructions are inside
"Okay. L, let's go"
>You two move out to a small clear area
>You open the box and set up a trap
>It's kind of weird: is just a net with a small metal box attached, a control, 5 big batteries, and bait
>You hide the net under a lot of leaves, and put 4 batteries inside the little metal box
>Lyra puts the fifth inside the control and set up the bait
>Now, hidden behind some bushes, you two wait for the beasts to appear
>Bon Bon and Jake meet you again
"Hey guys"
BB: Shh! We need to keep silent
"Sorry"
>After a while, everyone see one storm beast coming out
>It found the food, but he doesn't look hungry
>In fact, he looks sad and desperate
>He grabs the food and runs away to the cave
BB: Alright, that was unnexpected. Let's set up the trap again. Maybe we'll get them this time
>As you were about to follow them, you hear some sad howls
"Wait. Something is wrong. You heard that?"
BB: Look norman, our orders are to capture the storm monsters. Anything else is irrelevant
"But I'm sure I heard something"
BB: Look Norman, you want to go your way, fine. But then don't complain when we are deleting your memories or worst

>You admit you are scared to lose this job after the first assigment knowing how big this can be
>But something is wrong, and you are going to find out what is happening
"Sorry..."
>You remove your backpack
"... But this beast sounds sad and it came out alone. His friends may be at major danger. I have to investigate"
>You slide down the cavern
BB: Wait! Norman!
>After coming down, the howls sound bigger. Must be close
>You go deeper, and after a while you find the storm beast with other two
>The beast tries to move his friends, but both bodies don't twitch
>You make a soft noise on purpose
>The beast turns around and grabs a big rock
"Wait! I'm not an enemy. I want to help"
>the beast rises the rock, but doesn't throws it
>A while later, he leaves it on the ground and turns to his friends
>You go close to him, and check his friends
>They are cold, and no pulse: dead
>You check the surroundings to find the cause
>It was easy: lot of bags ripped open, with white dust inside
"Cocaine"
>You turn to the storm beast
"Wait here, I have friends. Maybe they can help us"
>You go back to the entrance, and start screaming
"Guys! Guys! Are you there?"
L: Norman? It's that you?
"Yeah! We got a problem! This cave is a drug hideout. The storm beasts ate it and now 2 died from overdose"
L: What?! Oh no. Wait there!"
"It's not like I can get out. The road up is way too slipery"
>You hear some steps and some mumbling. A while later Jake comes down with your backpack
"Jake, where are the girls?"
>"They went for back up. As for us, we are going to need these"
>He pulls out a shotgun and a pistol
>"You keep the little boy, the big man probably will blow up at your face"
"Yeah, whatever. I don't think the guys that put their shit in this cave come calmly"
>You two go deep into the cave. After making yourself present, you explained to the beast that you were there to help, but the others are gone

>The beast didn't took it very well, trashing part of the cavern and breaking into tears
"Come on. I know it's bad, but we are somewhere we aren't supposed to. If we don't leave we-"
>Some mumblings and footsteps come from outside, but the voices sound spanish
>"Guys, welcome comitee is here. We need to hide now"
>You make signs to the beast to follow you behind some rocks
>A while later, a lot of mexicans come in. About 8 of them
>You only recognize one: the mexican that you shot in the ass
>They get close to the bodies
>Ok, these guys are dangerous, and they are going to be really pissed off now at this scene
>"¿Qué carajo es eso?"
>"No se. Toca a ver"
>"No estoy loco, seguro nos come"
>"¡Eh! ¡Muchachos! Miren esto"
>The mexicans get close to the bodies
>Obviously, they see the beasts ate most of the merchandise
>"¡Mierda! El jefe nos mata ahora"
>"Monstruos estúpidos, nos acaban de arruinar"
>They start to kick the corpses
>This angers the last beast with you
>"Grrr..."
"Hey, no! If they know about us we are gone"
>>"¡Oigan! ¿Escucharon eso?"
>One is getting closer!

>In a quick motion, you grab some red paint from your backpack
>Really, how many things this shit has?
>Whatever, you spray your body and Jake with the paint
>Then you make signs to the monster to be on top of you
*Whispering* "This should work. Now remember: we are dead"
>The mexican finally gets close enough: he finds the "bodies"
>"Mierda, esto es obra del Diablo"
>"Pepe, no mames. ¿Qué pasa?"
>"¡Aquí hay más muertos! ¡Y es el mismo monstruo!"
>"Oh no"
>"Hay no mames"
>"¡Vámonos de aqui!"
>The mexican you shoot his ass stops everyone
>"Esperen. Si nos vamos estamos muertos"
>"Mejor a malditos Pablo. Tenemos que irnos"
>"Estos estan muertos, ¿Qué más podría pasar?"
>a SWAT team comes in
>"Everyone down! Canterlot police!"
>All the mexicans raise their hands and taken away by the officers
>A while later, BOI agents enter the cave
>Lyra and Bon Bon see your "bodies"
L: Oh no...
BB: No! We shouldn't have let them alone!
>Some tears come down
"Girls, stop. We are ok"
>They look at you surprised
"Guys, we are safe now"
>The monster raises and Jake stands up
J: That was really fucking close dude
L: Guys?!
BB: You are alive!
>both girls hug everyone really tightly, happy knowing the mission was at least K.O.

"... And that's all what happened Mr. Smile. The cleanup crew picked the bodies and the agents Heartsrings and Drops helped the last monster return to Equestria"
>Back in HQ, Mr. Smile requested to see you in the hub to explain the events in the mission
>"I see. Well agent Norman, you are free to go"
"Wait, Mr. Smile, I want to know. What happened to-"
>Three small windows pop up in the screen
>"Agents Drops and Heartstrings had been questioned as well. Your story is similar to them"
>One window shows them speaking in a bench at the park
>"As for jake, he was paid in full and promised to not speak about the events. We gave him a Dominator to have a track on him"
>The second window shows the inside of a Dominator. Jake is driving it while wearing his peculiar leather jacket
>"As for the mexicans. For being responsables of the death of two equestrian life forms..."
>The third window shows the mexican tied up in chairs. They are screaming as Nolan executes them one by one
>After the massacre, a group of agents take the corpses away
>"... They have been dealt with. Now you are going to check out, and receive your debrief. Smile out"
>The screen turns off, and the lights turn up
>These men are serious, you never saw a casual murder just like that
>During the debrief, Ms. Facade told you that whatever you saw, it's better to forget it
>After calling Nolan, he told you the same: the only thing he explained is that he saw another Saints, not mexicans
>The new place at least is better: is a loft apparment, and your clothing is better than a plain polo and trousers
>Your phone rings, and see is a message with a pic attached
>Is Lyra, and sneaked Bon Bon changing bras
>"Call me when you are free ^3^ <3"
>Maybe you need to have some social life with BOI after all these events

Epilogue
"HQ! HQ! Ace here!"
>"Ace, what is happening?"
"The readings were a set up! Klatch and me are under attack and- AGGGHHH!!!"
>"Ace? Coffee? Somebody?"
>>"... I'm speaking with the plebs that refer themselves as BOI?"
>"Who is speaking?"
>>"My name is Scott Greene, and I have a request: bring me the excuse of a man called Norman Normal. I shall communicate in a week, and if you didn't find him by then, losing your two agents will be the least of your worries"
>The communication cuts off