Fishing dock by DCFTEF (11/04/2021) https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36651854/#q36842722 Picture: https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1551/81/1551817913747.png --- >Hondo Flanks built his fishing dock himself >Why would a magical pony fish? >I don't know, why you asking me? >Anyway... >Hondo built his fishing dock years ago >When Rarity was just a baby >Heavy, dark wood >There was a good sized plank left over >Just the right size >Of course, it wouldn't be needed for years >Rarity was still in diapers >But in a few short years she wasn't >Quickly she grew into a bratty, opinionated pre-teen >There was a new baby too >Sweetie Belle already idolized her sister and tried to do everything Rarity did >It was time to pull out that old spare plank >For the next few weeks, every time Rarity pushed his buttons Hondo went to his woodworking shed to relax >He carved a handle >He smoothed the edges carefully, so sharp corners wouldn't bruise >He sanded it so smooth that there would never be a single splinter >Finally he stained it with thick shellac so it would last forever >Then he hung it up to dry, hopefully for a long time >Not so long, it turned out >One day Little Miss Bossy crossed the line, backtalking her mother brazenly >Dad knew it was time to step things up >A bit worse than Mom's mane brush or his own hoof >It broke his heart but she was old enough now >Rarity was right to be worried when Daddy ordered her out to his wood shed >When she was in trouble she always got spanked in her room, or Mommy & Daddy's room >But a firm magical grip on her ear gave the mouthy filly no choice >That day Rarity learned what Daddy had been working on in his shed >The whole neighborhood learned, via poor Rarity's wailing >Always dramatic, even at that age >In a few years Sweetie Belle was old enough to earn her own trip to the wood shed >SPOILER:She didn't enjoy it either. >One day, when Rarity was still a teenager living at home the sisters had a revelation >They noticed the wood of the dock >They made the connection >It was the same wood >All of a sudden sitting on it gave both of them an odd, uncomfortable, squirmy feeling... And from that day on, family photos like >>36841898 are a little awkward for both fillies.