Rainbow is in trouble by Pan (06/05/2020) https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35158482/#q35288229 --- >Rainbow is in trouble >That's why you're leading her around Ponyville with a rope >You tie her to a post outside Barnyard Bargains, despite her objections >A little later you walk outside with a salespony >You are holding something behind your back but she cannot see it. >You walk to her flanks with the salespony. "Lift your tail, Dashie." "Anon! Please!" "Don't make me say it again." >She does as she's told. "Anon, may I?" >You hand the object to the salespony "Yes, I think the teenager model is a perfect fit for Dashie here." >Dashie feels something wooden press against her rump >It couldn't be... "How old is your daughter?" "I'm twenty six!" "She's seventeen. I'm at the end my rope with her. It's this or military school, you know?" "I had teenagers, I understand. This should whip her into shape nicely." "Could I try it before my purchase?" "One test swing couldn't hurt. Couldn't hurt us, I mean." >You both laugh "Anon?! This isn't funny!" >She feels the wood pressed on her rump again, then it leaves her hindquarters >Then, CRACK! >The piece of wood leaves a pink rectangle emblazoned across her rainbow rear. "I'll take it." "Would you like me to wrap it up for you?" "Nah, little Rainbow is going to carry it back in her mouth." "If you have exact change, you don't even need to come back inside." >You hand the salespony 15 bits >Worth every coin "Now Dashie, I'm going to untie you and take that bit out of your mouth. But you have to carry Anon's Little Helper home with you, okay?" (Hmph) "Yes sir" >With her new paddle jutting out of her mouth, Anon and Rainbow walked home. >Rainbow just wondered how soon she would get more than just a "trial run".