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original author is Anon
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I have done it /mlp/. I have crafted artificial Rainbow Dash mare juice.
And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
Ingredients.
>1 box of cherry Jello.
>1 box of blue raspberry Jello.
>1 cup of water.
>3 tbsp of honey.
>2 tbsp of tuna fish juice.
>2 tsp of salt.
>3 bags of Skittles.
>1 stick of deodorant. (optional)

Instructions.
>Pour 1 cup of water into a metal pot or saucepan; set aside.
>Empty the 3 bags of Skittles into a bowl.
>Separate the purple and red Skittles from the bowl.
>Add the yellow, orange and green Skittles to the water.
>Bring the water to a boil; stir continuously alternating directions until the water comes to a boil.
>Reduce the heat to medium.
>Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Mix the 2 Jello boxes together; 1/3 cherry, 2/3 blue raspberry.
>Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey and stir until dissolved.
>Reduce heat to low & add 2 tbsp of tuna fish juice; stir for 3 min alternating directions.
>Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
>[Optional] Apply a small amount of deodorant to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of "athlete smell."

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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Twilight Sparkle mare juice.
And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
Ingredients.
>1 box of blackberry fusion Jello.
>2/3 cup of water.
>1/3 cup of blueberry pomegranate juice.
>3 tbsp of honey.
>2 tsp of salt.
>1 1/2 tbsp of onion powder.
>1 newspaper. (optional)

Instructions.
>Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
>Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
>Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce the heat to low for 3 min.
>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
>Add the final tbsp of honey and stir until dissolved.
>Add 1 1/2 tbsp of onion powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
>Add 1/3 cup of blueberry pomegranate juice; reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
>Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
>[Optional] Wrap the glass or whatever you plan on using in a newspaper for an added sense of "ink & paper" smell.

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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Applejack mare juice.
And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
Ingredients.
>1/3 cup of water.
>2/3 cup of apple cider.
>3 tbsp of honey.
>2 tbsp of tuna fish juice.
>2 tsp of salt.
>1 lemon.
>1 celery stalk. (optional)

Instructions.
>Pour 1/3 cup of water and 2/3 cup of apple cider into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
>Increase heat to medium; do not exceed medium temperature.
>Squeeze 1 lemon; set aside.
>Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Add the lemon juice & 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir for 3 min.
>Reduce heat to low.
>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey and stir until dissolved.
>Add 2 tbsp of tuna fish juice to the water; stir thoroughly for 3 min.
>Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
>[Optional] Add a stalk of celery to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of "produce smell."

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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Pinkie Pie mare juice.
And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
Ingredients.
>2 cups of water.
>5 tbsp of honey.
>1 tbsp of raspberry extract.
>1 ½ tbsp of garlic powder.
>2 tsp of salt.
>20 pieces of double bubble bubblegum.
>1 bag of cotton candy & edible confetti. (optional)

Instructions.
>Pour 2 cup of water into a pot or saucepan.
>Add 20 pieces of double bubble bubblegum to the water.
>Cover pot or saucepan with saran wrap and set aside for 24 hours; do not refridgerate.
>After 24 hours, remove saran wrap and heat the water to high.
>Stir and reduce heat to medium before the water comes to a boil.
>Crush the pieces of bubblegum with a wooden spoon and stir; repeat to ensure maximum flavor extraction.
>Remove the double bubble bubblegum pieces from the water.
>Add 3 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Add 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Add 1 tbsp of raspberry extract to the water.
>Add 1 ½ tbsp of garlic powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
>[Optional] Apply cotton candy & edible confetti as you see fit to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of, well... “Pinkie Pie.”

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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Fluttershy mare juice.
And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
Ingredients.
>1/3 cup of water.
>2/3 cup of pink lemonade.
>3 tbsp of honey.
>3 tbsp of banana extract.
>2 tbsp of tuna fish juice.
>2 tsp of salt.
>1 pine scented air freshener. (optional)

Instructions.
>Pour 1/3 cup of water and 2/3 cup of pink lemonade into a pot or saucepan.
>Increase heat to medium; do not exceed medium temperature.
>Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Add 3 tbsp of banana extract to the water; stir for 3 min.
>Reduce heat to low.
>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Add 2 tbsp of tuna fish juice to the water; stir thoroughly for 3 min.
>Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
>[Optional] Attach the pine scented air freshener to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an add sense of “nature smell.”

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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Rarity mare juice.
And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
Ingredients.
>1 box of grape Jello.
>2/3 cup of water.
>1/3 cup of pineapple juice.
>3 tbsp of honey.
>2 tsp of salt.
>1/2 tbsp of onion powder.
>1 bottle of lavender oil. (optional)

Instructions.
>Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
>Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
>Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Add 1/2 tbsp of onion powder to the water; stir thoroughly for 3 min.
>Add 1/3 cup of pineapple juice; reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
>Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
>[Optional] Apply a small amount of lavender oil to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of “refined & fabulous” smell.

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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Princess Celestia mare juice.
And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
Ingredients.
>1 box of orange Jello.
>1 box of lemon Jello.
>2/3 cup of water.
>1/3 cup of SunnyD.
>5 tbsp of honey.
>2 tsp of salt.
>1 tsp of onion powder.
>1 Sunlight. (optional)

Instructions.
>Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
>Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
>Add 3 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Mix the 2 Jello boxes together; 1/3 lemon, 2/3 orange.
>Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
>Add 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Add 1/3 cup of SunnyD; reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
>Add 1 tsp of onion powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Remove from heat; carefully pour the contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
>[Optional] Enjoy your mare juice out in the sunlight for an added sense of “praising the sun.”

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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Princess Luna mare juice.
And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
Ingredients.
>1 box of grape Jello.
>2/3 cup of water.
>1/3 cup of blueberry juice.
>5 tbsp of honey.
>2 tsp of salt.
>1 tsp of garlic powder.
>1 Moonlight. (optional)

Instructions.
>Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
>Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
>Add 3 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
>Add 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Add 1/3 cup of blueberry juice; reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
>Add 1 tsp of garlic powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Remove from heat; carefully pour the contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
>[Optional] Enjoy your mare juice out in the moonlight for an added sense of “Princess of the Night.”

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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Derpy mare juice. And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.

Ingredients:

>3 tbsp unscented dish washing liquid
>1 cup of water
>1/2 cup of vinegar
>1 tbsp honey
>1 egg, separated
>2 tbsp tuna juice (optional)
>1 loofah (optional)

Instructions:

>Pour cup of water into pot or saucepan
>Pour 1/2 cup of vinegar into second saucepan; put on low heat
>Put third saucepan on head
>Holler out dirty marching cadence, starting with "I don't know but I've been told..."
>Add honey, tuna juice [optional], egg white, and dish washing liquid to water
>Increase heat to high
>Decrease heat to low
>Increase heat back to high
>Remove saucepan from head
>Drink egg yolk
>Cup a small amount of the mixture in both hands, swish it around your mouth, then spit it out
>Use both hands to turn some of the mixture to a rich lather
>Lather up your greasy hair, rinse with warm vinegar, repeat
>[Optional] Gnaw on loofah to remove soapy taste from mouth

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I think ive done it /mlp/, I have created artificial Berry Punch mare juice.
And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
Ingredients
>1 box of grape Jello
>1 box of strawberry Jello
>2/3 cup of water
>1/3 cup of fruit punch
>5 tbsp of honey
>2 tsp of salt
>1 tsp of garlic powder
>1 Wine (Optional)

Instructions.
>Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
>Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
>Add 3 tbsp. of honey the water; stir until dissolved.
>Mix the 2 Jello boxes together, 1/3 strawberry, 2/3 grape
>Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir, & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to mefium for 3 min.
>Add 1 tbsp. of honey into the water; stir until dissolved.
>Add 1/3 cup of Fruit Punch, reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
>Add 1 tsp of onion powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Remove from heat; carefully pour the contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
>[Optional] Apply a small amount of wine to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of spiked punch.

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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Apple Bloom filly juice inspired by Mando.
And now I shall share it with all of you.
Ingredients:
>1/3 cup of water.
>2/3 cup of apple juice.
>3 tbsp of honey.
>2 tbsp of tuna fish juice.
>2 tsp of salt.
>1 tsp of brown sugar.
>1/2 tsp of vanilla extract.
>1 cinnamon stick. (optional)

Instructions:
>Pour 1/3 cup of water and 2/3 cup of apple juice into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
>Increase heat to medium; do not exceed medium temperature.
>Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Add 1 tsp of brown sugar to the water; stir until dissolved.
>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir for 3 min.
>Reduce the heat to low.
>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey; stir until dissolved.
>Add ½ tsp of vanilla extract.
>Add 2 tbsp of tuna fish juice to the water; stir thoroughly for 3 min.
>Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
>[Optional] Add a stick of cinnamon to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of “child-like innocence.”