>Be Normal Norman >After crazy days at school, the vacations finally put a stop to the suffering >Nobody is calling you racist, nobody is playing pranks on you >And you give Chloe your friend Scott to be at peace with no hipster bullshit >It's an only you day! >And what better way to spend the day than the new amusement park, Equestria Land! >You bought a full service ticket, so you can go to any attraction you want >Entering the amusement park filled you with that silly childhood nostalgia >The games, the laughs >And the high quantities of sugar in any food you eat >Cotton candy, popcorn, candy apples, cookies, sweets, lollipops >You run to the food area, and buy one of everything >Sitting in one bench, you go full madness on anything that lands on your mouth >If cavities and diabetes were the punishement for this glorious moment, it was well worth it >A while later, maybe you are having seconds thoughs >Sickness and dentist are easy to go by, but God, bellyache is cruel >"Corndogs! Churros! Hotdogs! Sodas!" >Well, another bite won't hurt "Hey man, one corndog please" >"That'll be $3.50" >You pay the good man, and eat the corndog >*Gruooooo!* "Oh man, that was a mistake..." >You run to the port-o-potties, but there's a long line "Oh man..." >You make a desperate run to the water ride >The log ride is full of wet people laughing like mad men >The ride is simple but effective: a few quick turns, a slow rise up, and one big fall >But you aren't here because of the game >You run all the way behind the attraction, and in one very well hidden area, you undo your pants and squat >Your ears were perking up, waiting for the ultimate sound: the splash made by the log falling >Time doesn't help, your stomach is burning and hurting more >When you though everyone was going to hear you crap, a loud splash shakes the place "AAAAAHHHHHHH!" >You scream as loud as you can so you can blend in with the other ones, and a loud fart followed by a big shit leaves your body >You enjoy the calming sensation of an empty belly after taking a big smelly shit for a few seconds, and clean up >Well, service is going to take a while before coming here >You are back at the entrance of the log ride, thinking what to do now >Well, you feel really chill after taking a shit in a place that was probably more clean that the portable bathrooms >Walking around, there's the games for kids, like a mini-zoo and a small rollercoaster >Flutters and Rainbow are there >You choose to walk back before they see you. You don't need magic crazy girl shit today, only fun >Walking around, the relaxing area is nothing special. But something was weird. AJ was there only sitting a bench >You keep walking, and you see Tim with that nerdy little boy getting a candy apple. Adam is working there >Now that you think about it, you have been seeing Tim a lot with that nerdy kid everytime he gets away from Nolan. >And that kid gave him that new jog sweater >"Tim, look! Let's go there!" >he points to that giant octopus carousel >"Ok, ok. We are going" >They go to that game >A walk later, you find the carnival games >you stop right there >Sunset and human purple are in front of the bottle game >"This game is rigged!" >sunset walks away while throwing a ring, and lands it on the bottle >"Yes! Come one, come all! Everyone's a winner!" >Well, it's not the only game there. There are a lot of other carnival games >After a bit of pondering, the mini-zoo it is >A small walk back, you enjoy yourself with the little farm animals >Funny, this place would look like yellow's place instead of the rollercoaster >Whatever, you saw her with Dash. She probably didn't had a choice >she wouldn't have a choice with you neither to deal with the equestrian bullshit, but I guess you are too nice so you wouldn't tell her no >Whatever, petting time >A small sheep comes to you "Aww" >A smaller cute sheep goes closer too "Awwwww" >You look at a cuter little lamb at the side "Awwwwwwwww!" >The big sheep comes to your sight "Get off you!" >You shove the sheep away, and look at the little lamb "Awww..." >A few pets later, you leave the zoo with an "I petted a lamb" pin >"Bah!" >A loud sheep scream comes behind you >The sheep you shoo away is there, looking angry at you >"Bah!" "Oh shit!" >The sheep starts to chase you, and you run away >All the park is watching a young adult boy being scared by a small sheep >You run to the food court, and throw anything to stop it >Bagels, apples, cotton candy >The sheep shrugged off most of the sweets, some sticking in his wool >You keep runing until you pass the park again >You see a hive of bees, and in a cartoony way, you throw it to the sheep >"BAAAAAAHHH!!!!" >The bees get stuck in the sweet wool and attack the sheep, and she keeps running until it falls in the park fountain >Animal control arrives, and take the sheep away >Whoo, oh man that was close >Well, you guess you can't check the zoo now. May as well go to other place >A speakerphone goes on >"Attention visitors. The rainbooms are going to sing in today's parade! Please be ready!" >You check your watch >You can go to five attraction games before the parade >After a crazy sheep chase, you need to unwind >You go to the carnival games area, and go to the shooting dart game Flim: Welcome to the darts game Flam: Just $10 bucks a play Flim: Rules are simple Flam: $1 for big ones, $3 for medium, and $5 for smaller ones Flim: You only have 5 shots Flam: Now don't go and make this a bust >They give you five darts >You aim, shake your hand a bit, and throw the darts >*pop!* *pop!* *pop!* >Well, that was a close one >you almost recover what you paid for >You missed one, two popped big ballons, and you threw two darts at the same time, but they only hitted one of the small ones >$9 back, you lost one Flim: Oh, shame, that was close Flam: But looks like you lost Flim: Give it a new shot next time Flam: We will be waiting >well, at least nobody was watching >Somehow you hear a post-ironic laugh at the bottom of the area >Well, you can still go to other 4 games >You go to the shooting game >Maybe if you can aim at something, you can hit it better >Anyway, there it is Flim: Welcome to the shooting range! Flam: Feeling brave bucko? Flim: Just for $5 dollars you get 3 shoots Flam: At least with an aim you can hit something >These guys can read minds? And weren't they at the darts game? >Now that you think about it, they were in the tossing rings game too >This is freaky "Yeah, whatever. Give me 3" >You pay the fee, and they give you a fake rifle with 3 corks Flam: Now no backing down Flim: Aim, shoot, and win a price >You read the rules next to the game >The closer targets are 3 points, the middle 5, and the far ones are 10 >You can get a small prize with 9 to 12, a medium with 12 to 15, and a big one from 16 to 25. If you get 30, you get a special prize "Ok, just imagine you are playing dodgeball..." >you take aim, breath..... And shoot! >*ping!* *ping!* *ping!* >You hit three close targets Flim: Well, look at that! Flam: Not bad for a casual FPS gamer Flim: Get some training, and maybe you get a better prize Flam: Congratulations! Here you go >they give you a small pony plushie. Hooray >Alright, while you are carrying a small pony toy, you feel very macho >you go to the strenght test, and talk with the guy >Bulk biceps is there! "Bulk? I though you were working on that fruit punch stand at the mall" >"Yeah, well, I couldn't mix up so well, but the amusement park was hiring, so I got hitched here" >He gives you a hammer >"Want to try? $5 dollars for a hit. If you touch the bell, you get a prize" "Deal" >you pay up, and grab the hammer with your two hands "Here goes nothing..." >you grab the very heavy hammer with one hand with ease >You focus all your strenght in this hit. You feel this is the perfect one >You open your eyes, and run back to get some air >You jump to a pole, bounce, and hit the target >*PUM!* >the bell goes all the way up quickly, and breaks, flying away >*THHHIIIiiinnnnngggg.....* >Everybody are amazed by your strenght "Hey bulk, you need to caliber your game a bit better" >"H-how did you...." "By eating my greens and drinking lots of water during training. Now, my prize" >He gives you a small golden trophy: is a golden small dumbell on top of a pedestal. It reads "the strongest!" >you still have time for other 2 games >After showing off your macho strenght, you go to the tilt'n'whirl >The game stops, and you get strapped to go a few laps >The game starts, and the machine goes up and down as it spins >The speed increases, and you hold with all your strenght as the velocity is fighting your body >This is what astronauts probably feel >"Ugh..." "Hey dude, are you-" >"BLOOORRGGG!!!!" >The vomit hits you right at your face! "Ah, fuck man! You hurwl all over!" >"Ogg" >the man behind you couldn't last neither, and vomits behind your head "HHHEEEELLLLPPPP!!!" >Your head can't hold it anymore, and you throw up >Your vomit went to the center, where it broke into pieces, and everyone got hit >The wheel was turn into a vomit-a-ton >During the gross event, your zoo pin flies away to the center, clogging the game >You fly away comically into the supply area, and land on boxes >Your body got a few stickers and pins. You even recovered your "I petted a lamb" pin >Walking dizzy, you hit a water barrel, washing you up, but the gross feeling lingers on >You find another barrel, and let it out. You drop sitting right there >A time later, a guy founds you >"Hey hobo, go away. Only authorized personnel" >He takes you out of the area, and takes the barrel where you hurl >"Hey dude, where's this thing go?" >"In the candy apple supply. It's the caramel" >"Ok, got it" >You think you won't have any candy apple now >Well, at least you feel better >Only one attraction left >You go back to the carnival games, and find the coin pusher >Whoa! You came in a very good moment, it's really full >You go and put a coin >That coin was the last push. The resistance is trembling >The sweeper pushes, and a lot of coins fall >*Ting! Ting! Ting! Ting!* >You grab all the money it fell off: around $50 bucks. Nice! >*Tuuu* "Last call to the parade! Please come to the main street!" >Ok, it's time for the main show >In the crowd, you get ready to see the show >"Why, hello pleb" "Oh, hi Scott. How was your day with my cus?" >"Lethal. She may know about underground mangakas, but her sexual fetishes are bothering, even for the likes of me" "I see, I own you one. DOOM tomorrow? The original one" >"Acceptable. I choose the music" "Fine by me" >>"Onnichan!" "Hey Chloe, had fun today?" >"Yup! Scott is a very nice senpai" >Scott shudders a bit "Well, have fun you two. Oh! I almost forgot, don't eat the apples" >"why not?" "Because a guy-" >The lights turn up, and the music starts. The rainbooms are playing on the parade ride >Or whoever they are. They look like holograms. >They play a whack tune, and the girl in front is singing a shitty song off-key "Boo!" >"Boo!" >The crowd starts to jeer >You can barely hear, but see her taking her phone out >before she takes a picture from you and the crowd, the Rainbooms stop her >Wait, so is she evil? >The girl transform and the aryan beauty attacks the girl with a lightning whip >You don't know what is going on, but you cheer with the crowd >After that, the real Rainbooms play a cool song, and it was awesome Epilogue >Back at home, you put your prizes and money in order, and go to bed >Next day, you go and have breakfast >"Hey champ, enjoying your summer vacas?" "Sure thing dad. I went to the amusement park yesterday" >"That's my kid. Had a lot of fun?" "I earned money in the coin pusher and a trophy for being strong" >Your mother appears with pancakes >>"Alright. Good to see you had fun. Here" >Your dad turns on the radio while everyone enjoys pancakes R: ".... And the show starts tomorrow. In other news, the amusement park will close temporally. The park suffered a strange sickness. Reports say it was because something contaminated the syrup for the candy apples. We will cover more of this after these commercials" >"Son, do you know something about this?" "Nah"