>Be Norman >God, your life is Hell >Suffer a purple witch, get raped by a bacon slut, your love doesn't even acknowledge your existence >What I'd give to pass this burden to another guy >Lunch time >Only two seats, and the richest kid in town is next to you "Hey North" >"Hey norm" >Both take a seat "How's your day?" >"Perfect, just perfect. like any other day" "Man, you are lucky. You have money, cars, and a sexy girl that loves you" >"No man, you are the lucky one. You can play games everyday, you roll with 6 girls instead of one, and everyone likes you for who you are instead of the money you have" "You are saying it like if your life is bad" >"It is, trust me" "Nah man, you are joking. My life is bad compared to yours" >"I'm serious. Your life it's better than mine" "No you" >"No you" "No you" >"No you" "No you" >"Quit it. I will give you my life if I had a chance" "And I gladly would accept it" >After lunch, it hits both of you >Both: "Hey man, would you like to change lifes for this weekend?" >.... "Sure" >"Nice" >Both of you go to the bathroom, and swap clothes while you give Norman a wig "You sure no one will notice?" >"As long as there are no bumps, no one will notice" "Kay... Wait, bumps?" >"Like, bumping into us. We should be okay if no one gets close" "Perfect" Nolan Normal's day >After the clothing change, you go to Nolan's class >Today is Cooking >God, how are you going to mimic Nolan's awful meals? >Don't worry, you just have to pretend you don't know what you are doing. They may just leave you wash the dishes >You reach the classroom, and everyone is already preparing their utensils >Everyone looks at you >You can testify someone made a holy cross sign >Doesn't matter, you go to your seat >Timothy Typhoon is there >"Uh... boss, could I cook this time? I know you like cooking a lot but-" >Yes! Your chance! "Sure thing, Tim" >He is mute for a while, and then starts to tear up "Umm... Tim, did I said something-" >He hugs you >"I'm not going to die today *sniff* thanks boss" "Uhhh.... ok, just stop crying" >You comfort him >The rest of the class is normal. Tim was really happy when he made the recipe Drama reunion >Most of the classes were calm, but today is the meeting of the Drama club >You don't hate it, but all their shows are a big bore >Don't worry, if you don't fall asleep, maybe they will believe you are Nolan >You go inside the classroom, and everyone is already discussing the next play >Sophisticata now looks calm >"Thank the heavens. Nolan, where were you?" "Sorry, I just got a little side-tracked. Man's stuff" >"Whatever, we were just trying to think about the play. I don't know if we should make Romeo & Juliet, or Macbet" "I think both are boring" >All the club looks at you. Shit "What I wanted to say is... they are very... expected. We should make a new play" >All the club starts thinking about it >"Of course! Why didn't I think about it before? A new play for the drama club. We can do more than Shakespeare" >She gets too close to you >"Nolan! you are a..... a...." "...Yes?" >"A... very smart man..." >She still looks at your eyes "Sophie, personal space" >"Huh? Oh, sorry! I don't know what came over me" >She walks back while all the club laughs >"Fine! Anyway, any ideas for a play?" >Everyone is saying animals here, living things that, but you have a neat idea. What's better, you are already playing it! "What about two people changing lifes for a weekend?" >"Perfect! That should be good for this next friday. Okay club, session dismissed" >Everyone leaves the classroom, and you go to the school's parking lot >Nolan has his own car, so he drives home by himself Tim and Nolan >You go to the car, but you see Tim shocked "Tim, what happened?" >"Boss, all the weekends I was suffering a mini-coma since you started to go to the cooking class. But today, that changed. Today I cooked" "So?" >"I had free time" "And?" >"I don't know what to do" ".... You are kidding" >"I wish I was" "Man, don't you have your family?" >"Yeah, but... I guess we just got used that I was in a coma, so everyone is doing something while I'm fighting back" >Wow Nolan, you really are a devil "Okay. What if you drive me home?" >"Sure thing boss" >He grabs the keys, and takes you to your "home" Nolan's house "Hi mom! Hi dad!" >Tim looks at you strange >"Boss, your family is out of town, remember?" "Oh, yeah. I think I felt a little homesick you know" >"Okay boss" "...." >Tim is still standing like waiting for an order "Dude, are you sure you are okay?" >"Um, yeah. It's just... I guess I'm not used to have free time the Fridays, you know?" "Well, if you are free, why don't we kill time here at home? I bet some of the games here would be 2-players" >"Killing time with the boss... sounds good" "Good, there must be a Xbox around" >For the rest of the evening, Tim and you have been playing games and kill some rounds in the shooting gallery >He is really cool to be honest. He talks a lot about his dad, when he plays with his two little brothers, and when he can chat with her sister Naomi >You guess under that human rock lays a soft heart >Anyway, night comes quickly, and he leaves to his house >You lend him one of "your" rides. He will take good care of it >Oh yeah, bedtime >You open the door, and six women are laying on your bed with sexy lingery "HOLY SHIT!!!" >Girls: "Hi nooly~~~" "Whoa! Eh.... so, ladies, how's it going?" >"Well mister Nolan, we were really bored and we though if you knew something "fun" to do" >Hamanahamanahamana-NO! >If Nolan knows you make him cheat his girl, your head will be in a silver platter "I... think I know something" >You check the room quickly, and see the eject button "Time to do like a check, and BOUNCE" >You press the button, making all the girls flying to the hotel next to your house >Dear God, Brad would call you a fag right now >Anyway, bed time. Tomorrow will be better. You wonder why Nolan hates his life