S&M gear by Pan

(07/02/2016)

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26359791/#q26376543

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>Be Anon
>Still human
>But in Equestria
>Buy shit on clearance from Rarity
>She makes more apparel than she knows what to do with
>Eventually the unwanted stuff gets unloaded
>People are too encouraging of her work
>Maybe that's too harsh
>But look at this shit
>No wonder nopony bought a black and white striped overcoat
>Pretty sure that coat is racist against zebras
>Full Halloween costume inspired by Nightmare Moon
>Inspired by one of the many times Equestria was almost taken over by a brutal dictator
>The pony clothes don't fit you but some of the accessories come in handy
>And you can make changes to them and give them as gifts
>Or leave them as is for gag gifts

>Today Rarity has a new item on sale
>Seems like she's finally getting rid of her dominatrix gear
>what the fuck was up with that shit
>She's had it on display for years
>You didn't ask anypony because you thought you'd figure it out eventually
>Didn't happen
>Maybe you would understand better with personal experience

"Is this on clearance?"
"Why yes it is, darling. I'm ashamed to see such a charming outfit go. Alas, it's too highbrow for rural life.

>or any life

"Let me round up the rest of the things that go with it. It was meant to be an *en-semb*."
>This will be interesting

>Rarity comes back with a purple paper gift bag, the thin handles held in her mouth
>She plops the bag in front of you

"Since I am getting rid of it, I thought I might as well cleanse myself of everything all at once. I hope you find a good use for it, won't you dear?"

"Uh, sure"

"As a hipster on the cutting edge of style I'm sure you'll find something worth doing with it. Now go--!"

>She closes her eyes
"Before I change my mind about my masterpiece!"
>Weirdo.

>Checking what you just bought
>Bridle
>weird
>Harness
>weird
>Riding crop
>fucking weird

>You slip it into your coat pocket
>it rests vertically against your torso
>You have half a mind to ask a pony why the fuck this item exists
>did Rarity make S&M gear or what