S&M gear by Pan (07/02/2016) https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26359791/#q26376543 --- >Be Anon >Still human >But in Equestria >Buy shit on clearance from Rarity >She makes more apparel than she knows what to do with >Eventually the unwanted stuff gets unloaded >People are too encouraging of her work >Maybe that's too harsh >But look at this shit >No wonder nopony bought a black and white striped overcoat >Pretty sure that coat is racist against zebras >Full Halloween costume inspired by Nightmare Moon >Inspired by one of the many times Equestria was almost taken over by a brutal dictator >The pony clothes don't fit you but some of the accessories come in handy >And you can make changes to them and give them as gifts >Or leave them as is for gag gifts >Today Rarity has a new item on sale >Seems like she's finally getting rid of her dominatrix gear >what the fuck was up with that shit >She's had it on display for years >You didn't ask anypony because you thought you'd figure it out eventually >Didn't happen >Maybe you would understand better with personal experience "Is this on clearance?" "Why yes it is, darling. I'm ashamed to see such a charming outfit go. Alas, it's too highbrow for rural life. >or any life "Let me round up the rest of the things that go with it. It was meant to be an *en-semb*." >This will be interesting >Rarity comes back with a purple paper gift bag, the thin handles held in her mouth >She plops the bag in front of you "Since I am getting rid of it, I thought I might as well cleanse myself of everything all at once. I hope you find a good use for it, won't you dear?" "Uh, sure" "As a hipster on the cutting edge of style I'm sure you'll find something worth doing with it. Now go--!" >She closes her eyes "Before I change my mind about my masterpiece!" >Weirdo. >Checking what you just bought >Bridle >weird >Harness >weird >Riding crop >fucking weird >You slip it into your coat pocket >it rests vertically against your torso >You have half a mind to ask a pony why the fuck this item exists >did Rarity make S&M gear or what