>Be Anonymous >Angry and hungry as fuck >The Pie family always eat this rock "soup" almost everyday >But not today! >You take them to Ponyville so they enjoy different meals >But when the waitress came, they orderer fucking rock soup >That's it! >You decide to play an old story >You grab some rocks, and start boiling them -------- >"Mister, you don't need to-" "Nope, they want rock soup, I'll make rock soup" >"But outside, where everypony-" "Silence, I can't hear the rock" >"Hear?" "Yeah, listen" >You listen how the rock boils, but nothing more "You heard that? it's ready" >The waitress is speechless >You taste some of the "soup" "Hmmmm.... delicious" >"Sir, I think-" "You think this needs vegetables, or some spice?" >"What?" "Here, have a taste" >He drinks the soup, but obviously, it taste like nothing >"... Sir, I'm calling the-" "Yeah, you are right, call the chef, this need some taste" >"Enough! Leave the restaurant!" >You leave, but you don't put away the cauldron >A while later, you comeback with some greens, and put it inside >"Fetucchiny! Call the guards, this man is insane!" >You smile inside >It's lunch time, and the guards will be hungry >After some time, the guard arrives, and the vegetables are ready Anon and the guard >"Halt! You are breaking the law!" "How, fine guard? I'm just making soup" >"... Soup?" >His belly makes some rumbling "Yup, the waitress didn't had rock soup on the menu, so I'm making it for my family" >"It's illegal" "May I ask why?" >"B-Because...." >He is trying to have a reason, but his hunger is obvious "Here, have a taste, maybe you can remember with something inside" >"No! You are trying to bribe me!" "Don't worry. If it's illegal, then you can take me, but it's a shame this soup go to waste" >"... Fine, I'll take a taste" >He takes a spoon, and the taste was average thanks to the vegetables "Well, what you think?" >"It's... good" "Yeah, it would be better with some pasta" >"Pasta?" >His stomach sounds again "Yes, pasta. you know, things that go with the soup" >"Well... No! Stop right there criminal scum! You won't make me fail" "It's just soup. I tell you, why don't I talk with the chef, so I can put some pasta in here?. I won't leave the restaurant" >"... Fine, but Celestia help you if you try something funny" "Don't worry" >After a small talk, the guard allows you to talk with the chef Anon and the chef >"I don't know why are you doing this sir, but I ask you to stop" "Calm down, I was just asking for some pasta, nothing wrong with that" >"It wouldn't if you weren't doing that beverage in the middle of our restaurant!" "Okay, I understand that, but if I pay for the inconvenience? Besides, a royal guard is here. I'm going to be in a dungeon soon, so it won't matter" >"Fine. here are your damn noodles" >He gives you some pasta, and you give him some bits >"About this, what are you making?" "Rock soup" >"ROCK SOUP!?" >He almost take the spaghetti back, but you manage to put it in the cauldron >"Stop mocking around! You are joking! There's no such thing as rock soup!" "Yes it is. The rock farmers eat it, but there's no much ingredients, so it's a simple hot water with a rock. Now, my family can have a real taste about it" >"I don't care what those dirtsuckers eat! This is a joke and I-" >Before he could finish, both of you felt an angry stare >The Pie family is about to complain "Here, keep making the soup. I'll talk with them" >"What? No! I can't-" >You leave him alone, and talk with the Pies >After some time, they calmed down, and you come back to the cauldron >The chef started to add spices to the recipe "I though you didn't knew how to make rock soup" >"Ehhh... well, I quite noticed a lack of flavor, and I'm a chef. my mission is making great and delicious meals" "Okay, help me with the soup" --------- >At the end of the day, you manage to make a dish for all your family >The chef love the idea of rock soup, so he include it in the menu >The guard let you walk away >It was a good day