Spank wrestling by Anon

(03/11/2021)

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37619154/#q37774410

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>A full alicorn spanking would be epic. Foal gloves are off. 

>gloves are off.

>Luna hears that and totally misinterprets because 1000 years moon
>Sets up Cadance & Twi's elaborate punishment for fucking up
>They are summoned to...what?
>Canterlot Municipal Arena?
>Well, okay.

>Two junior tier alicorns arrive
>It's dark, suddenly the light come on
>There's a wrassling ring set up
>There's a cheering crowd of thousands
>Ponies, anycreatures, VIP's and celebs from every land
>Celestia & Luna are in the ring, dressed in ridiculous spandex and luchador masks
>A ring announcer unicorn starts the show
"Mares & Gentlecolts, it's time for our Main Event;
"Tag-Team Spanking!
"Lets get ready to Padddddlllllleeeeeeee!"

>The bell rings, Twilight is thrown in with Celestia first
>It's just like a wrestling performance
>But instead of doing stunts and playacting, Celestia is really spanking Twilight
"Whhhaaa! Cadance, HELP!"
>She flails her arms and hits Cadance's outstreached hoof
"Oh crap!"
>Now it's Candy Butt getting whacked
>Celestia is getting tired, so Luna tags in
>Just then, the ref is "knocked out"! 
>Celestia passes her sister a paddle
>Twilight yells from her corner, trying to wake the referee up
"Foreign object! Foreign object! They should be disqualified!"
>But Luna just keeps going to work on Cadance's butt
"WHHHAAA! Twilight, tag me, tag me PLEASE!"
"Eh...but I don't wanna go back in there!"
>It goes on like this for about ½ hour.
>It's weird that Twi's parents and Shining Armor are in the audience
>They have front row seats
>They're cheering as loud as any pony 

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>Snot nosed colt
>Everypony knows wrestling is fake!
>Still likes it
>Gets front row seats
>His dad is rich
>Heckling about how fake it is
>Then
>What's this?
>He's being called into the ring...?