>Thursday, most of the week is gone by now
>You wake up realizing you are spooning Aria
>Quietly, you enjoy being close to her, her warm being a nice welcome to life again
>While she has a bit of muscle, her body is really soft
>You put your head closer to her, and take a good sniff of her hair. Lavender
>While you want to call in sick and enjoy a bit of spooning, you need your meat
>You nudge her a bit, and she wakes up
"Morning cutie"
>She jumps out of the bed
>"Did you were spooning me?!"
"If it is of any consolation, my dick was far from your bum, and I only smelled your hair this time"
>She throws her pillow at you. It hits your face
>"I always knew you were a pervert. Now get your ass out of bed, I'm late for workout"
>She leaves the room huffing while you giggle quietly
"Hehe, every week the same"
>You leave your bed and do your morning routine as always
>As an agreement when moving in, the Dazzlings asked you to Sonata to cook once a week (well, more like Adagio and Aria. They said Sonata needed to do something so she couldn't do nothing dumb)
>You go to the kitchen, and see an entire mess of stains and spilled food
>Yup, Sonata made breakfast
"Morning girls"
>"Morning anon..."
>Poor Adagio, looks like Aria gave her the slip and she has to clean the kitchen alone
>"Anon! Anon! Look what I did!"
>She shows you a heart-shaped pancake. It's a bit burned
"Oh? Did you really did this yourself?"
>"Yup! I know I always make juice or tea, but I wanted to surprise you today"
"Aww, that's sweet. Thanks Sonata"
>You pat her head and grab a bite. Is a bit hard, but the taste is fine
"Hey, this is good"
>She giggles
"Well, I'm off to work. You gals see what you can make for lunch"
>"Maybe we should ask for takeout if Sonata will leave the kitchen like this again"
>"No fair dagi! I can cook too!"
>"If the firemen come here, the tax is on Anonymous"
"Deal"
>You leave your apartment, and go to work

>Work today is an interesting day
>Everyone did their stuff until lunch, then everyone got ready for the party
>It was a great idea: everyone is socializing, and Filthy looks a bit more cheerful
>Meanwhile, you were on your own, but for a reason
>Pepperoni pizza! Hotdogs! Cheeseburgers!
>You were stuffing your mouth with glorious meat to the point only small holes were visible
>"Anon, you doofus, now how will you swallow all that?"
"Hmmpfthuffhuff!" (I got a plan!)
>You lift with bravery and determination your most useful beverage in this course: cheap soda!
>You lay on the floor and let the sugary drink fall through the holes, making the mush blander
>All your friends are laughing and filming your feat. Aria will make you run everyday and Adagio will force veganism for a year, but fuck it if this wasn't worth it!
>You manage to finish the large bottle and the food in your mouth
*Gulp!* "Ahhh! I missed that"
>*Growl~~~!*
"Oh, crap. I need to-"
>"Hey anon, come here. We are having a small speech for the boss, and you should give it"
"Now? But I need to-"
>Before you could protest, your colleagues take you to the stand

>"Now Anonymous will give you a speech for this party boss, bring him here"
>Your colleagues give you a slip of paper and a microphone
>You are on the spot now
"Shit... Hum, here I go"
>Everyone is gathered, ready to listen
>You read the little speech. Damn it, Barbara wrote this. Is filled with innuendos and dirty jokes. Expected from someone who has been thirsty since her 15's
>Fuck this, time to improvise
"Dear boss, we are thankful for let us gather all here. The food was awesome, and I had a lot of fun with my friends. Really, you are really the man"
>Looks like they bought your bullshit
"Yeah! Now let's raise our glasses to-" *blergh*
>Oh no
>Everyone is looking at you funny
"What I meant to say was: let's raise our glasses and-" *whiff*
>Oh crap
>"Anon, are you-?"
"I need a bathroom, sorry!"
>You sprint to the bathroom, but Barbara didn't took fine you changing the script
>"Be careful anon, don't trip"
>She puts her leg in the middle of your run, making you fall on the mobile printer. You farted and shit your pants so hard, you proppel to the door
>You friends were bringing a cake at the same time. You landed in there
>Everyone is laughing now
>"Hahaha, see anon? I warned you"
"Oh, fuck you Barba-" *Blergh!!!*
>That was the last push your stomach could resist. You vomit, and the propulsion made the slippery platter slip you to the stairs!
>The fall wasn't pretty

>"Ahahahaha!!!"
"Damn it Aria, stop laughing! Ouch!"
>"B-but this is just- ahahaha!!!"
>Back at home, you are recovering from the hits. At least you got free tomorrow, and you don't have to work on weekends. Long rest at least
>Adagio is tending to your wounds
"Ow! Careful!"
>"Don't move so much anon, you received quite the impacts"
"This is all Barbara's fault. Fucking thirsty bitch"
>"I still don't understand why didn't you read the speech. It couldn't be that bad"
>You give her the speech that was cramped in your pocket
"See for yourself"
>"Oh.... Oh! OOOHHHH!!! This is like when we were in Paris"
>"That phase of yours? Ugh, I though you left it behind"
>"I did, but this woman didn't. How old is she?"
"Like 68"
>"Looks like she never got some"
"Speaking of some, can I get some food"
>"Here! Hope you like it anon!"
>Sonata comes in with a plate of rice with cheese
>"Sorry I didn't make something tasty, but Adagio told me you needed something soft and Aria said this is simple and soft on the stomach"
"Well, I like it. It tastes nice. What did you have for lunch?"
>"Hamburguers"
>You look at Aria
>"You were the one who couldn't eat meat, not us"