The narrator turns to the audience ... >The scene shifts from the prison to a tree in the jungle >A little bug is eating a leaf on the tree >Suddenly, a monkey appears and eats the bug >… The scene changes into a mouse running from a cat The scene finally focuses on what appears to be a city in a desert Well not really, you are just a single human who is in a mystical place where magical creatures live >Dragons, minotaurs, unicorns, and more, it’s as if you just woke up in a fictional world filled with badass creatures >...Or a cartoon show, because there were a few ponies >It’s been a few weeks since you appeared in this world with no explanation >You are in a place you call Gerudo Desert, but the ponies called it Saddle Arabia >What are you doing here? Just adventuring, trying to figure out how to get back to your dimension >In the meanwhile, you’re also being a tourist >Every pony is always so kind to you, not giving a shit about you being an exotic new creature >It’s that, or you looked like an evolution of a minotaur >The best possible evolution, of course >You move to a building with a pyramid-like look >Looks pretty good, too bad you don’t have a camera with you >You see two horses trying to lift some goods >Might as well help them, because why not? If everyone is kind, why not you? >You approach and say your greetings >”Quick you dumbhead, or we’ll be late for the boss’s pla-“ “Hello there, you guys look like need some help” >”O-oh hi stranger! N-No, we are OKAY! We will just do it by ourselves!” >Suspicious... >The pony starts breathing faster and faster “Nah don’t be like that, I can carry triple what you guys are carrying” >The other pony starts sweating heavily >”No, no, no, no! We are fine! Just go away please” “Nonsense, I’ll help you at least with one…” >”Oh for Celestia’s sake…” >You lift a box and… accidentally trip >With that, the goods in the box hit the ground >Well not much goods, just another box >A box in a box, just as weird as it sounds >You quickly pick up the larger box again “Ugh, sorry for that guys, It was an accident, I’ll just put this ba…” >You look at what appears to be a box with a clock on it and some wires, red, blue, and yellow >This looks exactly like a bomb! >...If the clock wasn’t drawn with crayons and the wires weren’t made from paper >The ponies start yelling things in a language you don’t understand >The left pony picks up a radio and starts yelling >”Our cover has been blown! I repeat our cover has been blown! >His radio crackles to life >”Do whatever you can to get the packages; I don’t care if you hurt someone!” >The pony nods >”Roger that” >And with that, the two ponies grab two balloons and then inflate them >Within seconds, they each have a balloon sword “...What?” >”Gives us back the package or suffer our wrath!” >You smirk “Okay, okay, I’ll play your game” >You carefully put the ‘bomb’ inside the box in your arms >”Now put it on the ground!” “Let me think about it…” “…” “Nah, I’ll keep it, maybe the authorities would like to see it” >You say, joking, maybe these two are clowns >”Don’t you DARE” >And with that you quickly turn in the opposite direction, running with the box in your hands “Now where are the-“ >”GUARDS, THIEF!” “Okay, this… isn’t going to end well” >Three guards appear of nowhere and yell at you >”STOP RIGHT THERE!” >Almost cornered by the 3 guards and the 2 suspicious ponies, you see a weak point in their defenses >A field with a well-manicured lawn filled with beautiful flowers >You quickly sprint through the open area >”HE’S TREADING THE GRASS! AND THE FLOWERS!” No time for questions like that now, you need to find a way to escape! >Think, think, think! >… >There! >A cart! Your escape! >And with that, you jump into the cart… >Nothing happens >Well, this cart doesn’t work without a horse pulling it… >Wait, there is a way to get this thing going! >With what you learned from The Flintstones, you pick up the cart and start running with it >”HEY! THAT’S MY CART!” “I’ll give it back later!” >”He’s a double thief! Stop him!” “I’M NOT A THIEF! THIS IS A MISUNDERSTANDING!” >While you weren’t paying attention to the road, a hill suddenly appeared >You turn back to the road just in time to retract your legs “Oh shiIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT-“ >The cart speeds up faster and faster as it careens down the massive hill >Without someone pulling the cart, there’s no way to steer as you plummet down the hill >A pony pulling a cart full of lettuces spots you just in time to escape from his harness and dive out of the way... >Leaving his cart behind, right in the middle of the road >Brace for impact! >With god-like speed, the carts collide >You are thrown from the cart amid a rain of edible leaves >”MY LETTUCES! GUARDS, THIS CRIMINAL HAS RUINED MY LETTUCES!” >You land hard, knocking the wind out of you “Did someone write down the license plate of that car….? Ugh…” >Your vision fades as you slowly feel unconsciousness swallow you >Even as you clutch the box in your hands