Welcome to /MLP/ Come and have a peek Just have a VPN installed and grab a comfy seat We’ve got masses of marecocks Some big and some small It’s quite alright because we’re sure that you’ll love them all Welcome to /MLP/ Hope you have a sock There are stallionhoods, and pony butts, and even sexy docks We see that you are manic A tiny bit stressed Just grab a little mare with a delicious flat chest Welcome to /MLP/ Clopping’s not a slur Would you like to fap to tender hooves or horses with soft fur They’re steamy And dreamy They want human D So grab some lube, whip off your pants, and then follow me Welcome to /MLP/ Slip your shorts aside Here’s a horse with giant titties Here’s a drone with a slick hide We’ve got changlings, and griffons, and yaks full of lust And we’ve got a bunch of CG animations of futa MILFs plowing each other Welcome to /MLP/ Grab ‘hold of your cock ‘Cause an Anon just drew pictures of kirin in a wok It’s well-made and silly And literally hot The secret spice is all the juicy plot in the pot Get off - to an anthro Be disgusted, go to sleep Make yourself a sexy OC Maybe one that doesn’t stink Be a coomer, find the humor Take out loans you art consumer Or pick up a plush and groom her Paint a rainboom in your room and then you’ll - Make a pony princess costume Now attend a con Go find a girl and date her Just make sure it’s not your mom Which pastel equine are you? Take this funny test The fandom is autistic and all wish you the best Can I peddle you some pony stuff? All of the time A little bit of pony stuff All of the time No hooves is a malady And cringing is a sublime Pony stuff and horsey muff All of the time Can I peddle you some pony stuff? All of the time A little bit of pony stuff All of the time No hooves is a malady And cringing is a sublime Pony stuff and horsey muff All of the time Believe it or not, it wasn’t always this great Just a few years ago Airing on prime-time On the Hub and Hulu too, a cartoon did shine It drew in the spergs The weebs and nerds An autist or two We’d sing our praise and wait our days Debating On who, who, a waifu that’s new With a juicy flank and smile Our erections grew So we beat it and came Knowing just what to do Just look at her - Mmmm Look at her, her, her Not sure how it’s possible Her ass is wow Her face we’ll plow Hot damn - if we knew That the bun in her oven Was put there by you Could this have been your plan? You’ll need a family sedan Hahahahahahaha Can I peddle you some pony stuff? All of the time A bit of pony stuff All of the time No hooves is a malady And cringing is a sublime Pony stuff and horsey muff All of the time Can I peddle you some pony stuff? All of the time A little bit of pony stuff All of the time No hooves is a malady And cringing is a sublime Pony stuff and horsey muff Pony stuff and horsey muff Pony stuff and horsey muff All of the time