Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 5th, 2012
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>Day 45 in Equestria
>Wake up with a sense of dread
>Nervously walk downstairs and eat cereal slowly, watching over your shoulder the entire time
>You just can't shake the feeling that something big is about to happen
>Put on a jacket and head out the front door
>Twilight runs up to you as you reach the end of your front garden
>"Anon! My horn feels reeeeeally weird today. I think something big is going to happen!"
You too, huh? I woke up feeling paranoid.
>"That's so strange! Every Unicorn in town has sensitive horns, all the Pegasi have itchy wings, and the Earth Ponies have pins and needles!"
Any idea what's causing it?
>"No, but keep your eyes open. There's no telling what might happen toda-"
>Before she can finish a tremor shakes the entire area
Oh god what
>"W-what was that?"
Earthquake?
>"We don't get them around here"
>Another tremor
>"Anon, I'm scared"
Stay close to me
>She huddles between your legs and looks around fearfully
>Clouds form over you both and turn black as night, shrouding the area in darkness
>They start swirling, forming a vortex of clouds above you, strange lights dancing in the middle
>A ripple of force flows through you, shattering every window in the area and making your very bones shake
>"Anon! What is that thing?!"
Just stay down!
>Stand your ground and glare at the vortex
>Suddenly a bright white crack appears in the air before you
>Move your head around a bit, the crack seems 3 dimensional, but is just hovering there
>More cracks form and you hear a low growling emanate from it
>Feel Twilight shuddering against your legs
>Clench your fists and narrow your eyes, preparing for what is about to happen
>The crack grows wider, it seems to be directly below the vortex in the skies
>A ghostly hand, human in shape, reaches out of the crack and starts clawing at the sides
>Your eyes widen as bits of reality are torn apart by the spectral being
>Once the hole is wide enough a figure steps through
>It's white glow fades and you see...
>A copy of You.
>But with luminous white eyes that have a sort of mist drifting out of them
>He grins at you
What the hell...?
>"Oh, hello, me. I'm here to ruin your life."
What ARE you?
>"I'm your evil counterpart, and I'm going to destroy everythin-"
No.
>"What?"
No.
>"...What?"
No. I'm not having it. Not today. I can't be fucking bothered
>Twilight has stopped trembling and is looking up at you from between your legs, awestruck
>Your "Evil Twin" is struggling for words
>"B-but I'm here to bring about the death of-"
I said no. I don't give two shits. Back in the hole. Go on.
>Walk towards him and start shoving him back in the hole
>"Hey- HEY! QUIT IT!"
Shut up
>Slap him and prod him, causing him to flinch and step backwards towards the hole
>"Stop... fuckin- STOP THAT"
Nope.
>Carry on prodding him
>His back touches the hole
>"BUT I AM DEATH!"
And I don't care
>Push him back into the hole
>Hear his screams and anger from the other side
>"YOU CAN'T DO THIS!"
I just did.
>Grab the edge of the hole and pull, dragging the real world over the crack
>With reality safe once more and the hole to the Other Side covered, you dust your hands and walk back over to Twilight
>She's gawping at you
>"Anon- I don't-"
Shush.
>Place a finger to her lips
>She stares up at you
>Feel a tug on your shirt
>Look and see Fluttershy, dressed in a Witch Doctor's outfit
>"H-hey Anon... So is forbidden dark magic and tampering with the spirit world your fetish?"
>Slap her
>"Ouch!"
Knock it off, asshole.
>Wipe some ectoplasm from the void off your shoulder and crack your kunckles
>Walk away from the two mares, Twilight still struggling to say anything and Fluttershy nursing her cheek
>Both of them soaking wet between the legs from your uncaring attitude
>Not that you care
>You're too cool to give a shit about Ponies and Poltergeists
>Oh yeah, and Voodoo.
>Fucking Fluttershy.

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