Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 20th, 2012 --- >Day 2(4+9)-((34 + 6)*2)/6+100 in Equestria >Wake up feeling heroic >Get dressed, go downstairs and eat breakfast >Still feeling pretty heroic >Throw open the front door to see Fluttershy about to knock >"G-good morning Anon! Is Sunny Weather your fe-" We're going on an Adventure. Pack your shit and meet me back here in 1 hour. >"Do I have to?" Yes. >"Oh... Okay..." >One hour and a trip into Ponyville later you find Fluttershy stood outside your house >She's wearing a sandlebag and a pair of Aviator goggles. Ready to go? >"W-where exactly are we go-" >Slam a map down on the floor infront of her >It shows Ponyville, a large dotted line and a red X over "Here be Demons" >"Y-you w-want t-to g-go t-to... Where d-demons a-are?" You didn't stutter on "Where" >She looks down and paws the ground >"Sorry..." >She looks up quickly >"Are apologies-" And we're off! >You and Fluttershy start heading towards the Everfree forest. >Who knows what adventure awaits you? >What horrors? >What mysteries! >What- >"So are dark wooded areas your fetish?" I should have asked Rainbow Dash. >You and Fluttershy trek through the densely crowded trees >Ducking under branches >Stepping over roots >Fluttershy flies behind you, humming >"Hmmm hmmmm hm hmm hmmm!" >Yeah like that. Fluttershy? >"Yes?" Stop looking at my ass >"Okay..." >She flies past your face and hovers infront of you >Her tail swishes from side to side, giving you a full view of her nether regions >"L-like what you see, Anon?" Nope. >"Oh." >She slows down in mid air suddenly and you walk nose first into her vagina MUP MPH MUPH? >"How about now?" >Pull her off your face with a loud sucking noise >Damn that mare has good muscle control >But now your face smells like horse >Gross Knock it off, Fluttershy. We're meant to be having an adventure here >"We can have an adventure... You and me... Alone in these woods..." >She flies right up to your face, causing you to stop walking >"Y-you don't have to tell anyone we did it" You make a very good point, Fluttershy. >She grins Now please get out of my way so I can carry on with my adventure. >"Don't you mean OUR adventure?" It won't be if you carry on like that >Hours pass and you decide to stop by a stream to rest your feet >Fluttershy lands next to you on the grass >She glances at the water then back to you >You saw it, and you know what she's planning If you push me in there, I'll hold your head under it until you stop breathing. >"Oooh you won't do that, Anon!" And why wouldn't I? >"Because I'm an Element of Harmony, and my death will render the rest of the elements useless, thus giving way to the hordes of chaos that threaten Equestria at every turn." >"And also Celestia will kill you." >Well fuck. She's got a pretty good defense. >But you have a counterpoint You're a faggot. >He ears flatten >"That's not very nice..." It wasn't meant to be >"You're quite moody today, mister. Do you want something to relieve your stress?" >She offers you her marehood again >"Go on, you know you want to..." >Sigh >Crack your knuckles >And ram your entire fist in there >Fluttershy screams with delight and her walls tighten around your hand >Firmly attached to your hand, you walk over to the stream >Then make a throwing motion at the water as hard as you can >Fluttershy's juices cause her to slide off your hand mid-throw and into the water >Wash your hand in the stream and get back to resting, smiling at a soggy looking Fluttershy walk out the water, trembling Don't do that again. >Nightfall >You and Fluttershy make camp and turn in for the night >You wanted Fluttershy to sleep outside because you don't allow animals in your tent >She distracted you by throwing your water bottle on the camp fire >While you were getting it off the flames and screaming in rage, she went and made herself cozy in your sleeping bag >You saved the water bottle, but at what cost? >Enter the tent and look sadly at Fluttershy Really, Flutters? >She grins at you >"I-if you want to get some sleep, you'd better hop in with me." I will sooner die. >She frowns >"You would really rather die than make foals with me?" Yes. >"Oh..." >She's quiet, and looks to be in deep thought >"Is Necrophilia your fetish SON OF A BI- >Morning >Wake up with a Fluttershy-Sleeping-bag-buritto wrapped around you >Growl >She stirs >"G-good morning, lover. Was last night good for you too?" >The birds and animals of the forest shit themselves as a bloodcurdling scream echoes through the area >Back in the tent, Fluttershy giggles >"Oh, Anon... You're so easy to f-fool" >THIS FUCKIN' HORSE I'm beginning to regret this adventure. We haven't even fought any demons yet. >"You can fight my demon" That doesn't even make sense, you twit. >"Oh." >"Umm. You could-" Stop. Talking. Lets go. >You pack up and move out towards your goal >Cue a montage of funny gags and hilarious incidents as you and Fluttershy get chased by sentient cannibal bears, nearly drown, unearth a colony of giant ants and trip over a rock >You run into the cave, panting and wheezing >Fluttershy crawls along the floor and lies there gasping for breath Oh god... I'm so glad we got out of there alive >"Who knew the Rats were behind the rebellion the whole time?" That's gonna be a tale for the history books. I'd hate to have missed an event like that >"Nothing else in history was as exciting" Sure do hope someone writes down our adventures during those particular events some day >You both freeze as an ominious wind blows through the cave >Hear a distant screaming on the breeze, like a hundred angry gods just cried out somewhere in the universe >Shiver Let's keep moving. We've got a long road ahead of us >As you move over the snow-laden mountain you stop to take in the sights >All of Equestria is stretched before you, the sun gradually heading towards the horizon and coating the land in a mesmerising orange glow >You sweep some snow off a rock and sit down on it to enjoy the view >Fluttershy does the same on a different rock >Both of you are silent for a while. Just sat watching the sun go down >"It's lovely, isn't it?" Yeah. It is. Even on Earth, sights like this are rare. >No reply >Look towards her >She's simply looking out over the world, a small smile on her lips >She glances towards you and her smile grows, one side of her face a bright orange and her eyes are practically sparkling >You smile back at her, just enjoying the moment >Both of you watch as the last bit of sun disappears behind the horizon, leaving the mountaintop as dark as it is silent. >You spot a sheltered area on the mountain side and gesture for Fluttershy to follow you >After reaching it, you settle down with your back to the wall and let Fluttershy snuggle up to you to keep you warm >You wish every day was like this. Just peace and quiet with nothing weird happening. >The last thing you see is a moonlit equestria under the watchful eyes of the stars as you drift into a deep sleep >You wake to a sensation of warmth under your shirt >You skin feels wet >Look down >Oh for fucks sake. Really? I mean, REALLY? After last night you just HAD to wake me up like this? >Fluttershy's head pokes out of your shirt, her head a millimeter away from yours >"O-oh, well I saw you shivering so I decided to warm you up" That I can understand, but why am I wet? >"You taste really good..." Uuuuugh. >Drag her out from under your shirt and toss her out of the shelter into the snow >She slides on her face >You get a good view of her marehood as she slides >Shiver >Not what you want to see before breakfast >Get out the map and an apple >Read it as you munch >You're about one day's travel from "Here be Demons" >Can't wait to punch one >Your punching hand gets itchy at times and ponies are too soft to satisfy your needs >Also adventure. That's another reason why you're doing this >Look towards Fluttershy, who's back end is sticking out of the snow >A free hoof is frantically rubbing her marehood and you hear her whining >Drag her out by her tail >"Oh. H-hello, Anon. Fancy meeting you here!" >Look around the mountain top and surrounding valley >You must be the only people around for at least 25 miles >Glare at her Why can't you be normal? >"Are normal people your fetish?" Yes. But I still wouldn't screw you even if you were, so don't get any ideas. >She pouts >"I was a model once." Really. >"Yes. I was deemed one of the most attractive ponies in Equestria. I was famous. I made loads of money and had Stallions lining up at my door just to see me" Wonderful. >"Yet you don't even take a second glance at me..." If you're trying to guilt me into banging you, it's not working. At all. >She growls in frustration >"L-lets just go and find your stupid demons..." >She storms off HEY! THEY AREN'T STUPID! THEY'RE JUST UNEDUCATED! >Follow her down the mountain and into another wooded area >Damn she must be mad at you >She hasn't spoken or even looked back in over an hour. She just keeps marching on Fluttershy? >Nothing Fluuuuttershyyyy? >"Leave me alone, mister I'm-too-good-for-a-supermodel" >Wow Look, I'm sorry, ok? You know I just don't find you attractive at all. What with all the fetish guessing and the species barrier and the disgusting smells you make when you get aroused. >She glares even harder >Damn you're good at talking to women Soooo we cool? >She flies up to you and slaps you across the face. >Hard. >Watch her trot on ahead angrily with renewed fury, now you can hear her muttering to herself >Smile >This is actually kind of amusing >Jog to keep up Hey, hey Fluttershy. >"Don't you even THINK about it" Fluttershy guess what. >"DON'T. YOU. DARE." Fluttershy. >"..." I think you're cute when you're angry >She turns around and fixates you with the glare of an angry lioness >Uh oh >She takes a step towards you, growling Ok, that was dumb and very rude. I'm sorry. >Another step forward You can stop that now, I'm sorry. >She growls more menacingly, her face contorted with rage >She opens her mouth and says one word. >"Rape." OH GOD NO >You run as fast as you can through the woods, with the Element of Kindness screaming obsenities and other forms of linguistic assualt after you >Tear past trees and branches, several of them slapping you in the face and giving you little cuts and scratches >You don't care >You need to get away from Fluttershy until she calms down >Look over your shoulder >You can't see her >Slow down and breathe a sigh of relief >"I CAN SMELL YOU, BOY." >STUFF_OF_NIGHTMARES.irl >Carry on running in the general direction of the demons as pointed out on the map >You'll punch a thousand demons and make one your wife if you get out of this un-Fluttered >See the trees start getting more spaced out >You can still hear Flutterrage screaming within the forest >Run out of the forest edge and into a clearing >Oh bugger. You can't hide now >A massive green plain goes on for several miles over rolling hills with absolutely no cover >Whimper Why me? >These demons had better be worth it >Sprint across the plains as fast as your legs can take you >Hear an earthshattering roar escape from the forest >Look back to see Fluttershy burst out of the canopy and immediately make a bee-line for you >OH SHIT, YO. >Carry on running, your legs growing heavier with each step >You're fuelled by fear, but Fluttershy is fuelled by rage. >She also has wings. >So unfair >You'll complain later on, for now you have to keep running. >"ANON! YOU'VE GOT NOWHERE TO HIDE." >Look around for anything that can help you >Nothing but fields of endless green >It can't end like this >WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EVER THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? >Just then Fluttershy slams into you back and you both go tumbling down a hill >You roll to the bottom and groan >Fluttershy crawls on top of you and forces you onto your back so that you're staring at the sky and an incredibly pissed of pegasus >"I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner...You and me in the middle of nowhere. Nothing can help you! It's so easy!" >She laughs and her eye twitches slightly >Yeah, you pushed her over the edge >Nice job, asshole. >You're completely exhausted from running and you feel dizzy from that tumble down the slope >Gaze up at your doom >She stares down and starts drooling on you >You just stare at each other for a while Soo uhh, Are you going to rape me then? >"I-I guess..." >Raise an eyebrow Fluttershy... You do know HOW to rape someone, right? >"Umm... I think so" You mean to tell me that you never had a plan this whole time and just wanted to chase me? >"W-well sort of... I mean, um. I d-don't know." >She reminds you of a dog chasing cars. Puts her heart and soul into doing it but wouldn't know what to do if she actually caught one. >She tears up >"I-I... I don't know what to do!" >Reach up and stroke her mane There there, little one. There there. Let's just go, yeah? You can rape me later when you've figured out how >Chuckle and stand up >She stares up at you, lower lip trembling and sniffing frequently >Pat her on the head It's a shame. You had a golden opportunity then. >Laugh and get out your map Ok, Demons be... THAT way. >Take a step forward >Fluttershy tackles you again What the fuck?! >"Is being lulled into a false sense of security your fetish, Anon?" MOTHER FUCKER >"No. Monkey Fucker." >Before you can protest she forces her mouth on yours and begins forcing your own tongue into submission >She moans and starts dry humping you >You try and wrestle her off you but she must have been storing energy or something because this bitch is STRONG >And also you're tired. Totally not just a weakling. >Honest. >Fluttershy continues to violate your mouth then draws back, a strand of spit linking you both >She stares into your eyes and you stare back fearfully >She grins >"Oh yes, Anon. This is happening" >Your eyes widen >This is it. >She sits on your face, her marehood dripping juices onto your face and lips >She reaches back with a hoof and applies pressure to your crotch >"Lick it." >You refuse >She starts pressing down on your balls. >"Lick. It." >You growl and open your mouth, her juices drip onto your tongue >It's sweet, like honey and strawberries. Nothing like what it smells like. >You start lapping it up and obediently licking the inside of her folds >She quivers >"Oh yeah... Just like that..." >You continue to eat her out, feeling utterly repulsed but fearful. >You don't want to lose your balls. >They've really grown on you over the years >Ba dum tsssss >Fluttershy starts shaking more violently and her juices begin flowing >She cries out and her walls tighten around your probing tongue >Your mouth is flooded and you turn to the side, spitting it all out. >All you can taste is sweetness >Fluttershy pants heavily >"That... That was good. Okay. Let's move on..." >She lies down on your chest and forces her tongue down your throat again >You growl and shift uncomfortably from the unwanted contact >Fluttershy takes this the wrong way >"Oh, so you DO like it, huh?" >She uses a rear hoove to rub your crotch >As expected, your primal urges kick in from the delicate touch and you feel yourself starting to rise >Fluttershy giggles >"Oh yes. You like it." You'll suffer for this, Fluttershy. >She slaps you >Your cheek stings and you wince through the sharp pain >"Now now, Anon. Just relax and enjoy it" >Not moving from her spot, she uses her back legs to push down on your pants waistline, forcing them down your legs and exposing your boxers >Your dick throbs from the sudden breeze through the thin fabric and Fluttershy uses a back leg to push that back as well >Struggle some more and kick your legs >Fluttershy reaches back and squashes your sack against the grass >She then pushes down, hard >You let out a cry and stop struggling >She's got you by balls this time >Yeah thanks for the feedback, brain. >Fluttershy moves down your body, keeping eye contact with you at all times >She positions her dripping entrance over you and smiles sweetly >"This one's for us, dear" >And she takes it all in one hard thrust >You can't help but moan >Her walls are tight, hot, and wet. Your dick is in it's element. >You try to stay angry and defiant against the waves of pleasure coursing through your body >Fluttershy rises up >Then drops again, even harder than the first time >She repeats this again and again, thrusting herself onto you slowly and deliberately >She squeals and groans >You feel your dick get squeezed and a fresh load of juices sprays out, coating your lower half. >She continues to ride you, making sure to lean forward and push down on your chest as hard as she can to keep you down >You can hardly move from the sensation of it all, and feel yourself getting closer >You can't let her win, though. >Don't give her the satisfaction >She shows no sign of stopping. >Seconds tick by slowly as she climaxes over and over >Eventually it's just too much >You release inside her, pushing her over the edge again and causing her to moan as you spray your seed deep inside her >She falls backwards and off your dick onto the grass >You shakily stand and pull your pants up >Look down at Fluttershy, who's in a world of her own, sighing happily and covered in sweat, and both her's and your juices >Shake your head and glare at her >You feel nothing but hatred for her right now >She looks up at you and giggles >Your fists clench >"Did you e-enjoy that, Anon? I know I did... Ooooh Celestia that was amazing..." >You can't take it >Roar and pick her up by the throat >You clasp both hands around her neck and start choking her >She kicks and struggles against you but you're invigorated with hate now, and she's the weak one from exhausting herself >Her breathing becomes more laboured and sporadic >You watch as her eyes roll back into her head >Just as you think her pathetic life is about to end you hear a roar in the distance >Drop her >Fluttershy throws up and starts gasping for air >You don't care though >You know what you heard >Pull out your map hastily and stare at it Oh god. I didn't realise... >Look up and see figures running across the plains towards you and Fluttershy >Demons. >Jump over to Fluttershy and drag her to her feet Fluttershy, we gotta go, NOW. This was a stupid idea. >"W-what's g-going on?" >Turn her head to the oncoming warband >Her eyes widen >"D-demons?!" >Pull out a pocket telescope >Huge red monsters, armed to the teeth with scythes, seratted edge swords and coverd in spikes are rampaging across the meadow >You're shocked that this peaceful plain of all places is their home >There's no way in hell you can punch those things before they tear you limb from limb >What the hell were you thinking? >You turn tail and run like hell COME ON FLUTTERSHY, RUN! >She scrambles after you and you both make a break for the edge of the forest >Hear the demons scream louder at you running away >By now you can actually hear them scream >"GUT THEM! GUT THEM BOTH!" >Jesus fucking Christ are you in Equestria or Hell? >Look over your shoulder >They are running after you in great strides, faster than you or any pony can move on foot >They'll be on you in no time unless you get to the forest >Fluttershy is running alongside you, tears streaming down her face >"I'm sorry Anon! I'm so sorry!" NOW'S NOT THE TIME >The edge of the forest is growing nearer and you can hear the Demons closing in >"KILL THE PONY BUT LEAVE THE OTHER ONE. I WANT TO WATCH HIM SQUIRM" >Holy fuck you're going to have nightmares about this moment for the rest of your life >The tree line rushes to meet you and you burst into the thick forest just as the Demons catch up >You trip over a branch and go face-first into the mud >Fluttershy stops dead >"ANON!" GO! GO! JUST LEAVE ME! GET OUT OF HERE! >Hear the Demons enter the forest behind you, tearing through the undergrowth like a pack of angry bulls >You lie on the floor and watch them step closer to you >The lead Demon grins down at you >"Well well well. What do we have here? Some kind of monkey thing." >The other chortle >The leader raises his Greatsword >"I'm gonna make you hurt, little monkey" >Before he can bring the blade down on you his head is removed from his body and blood showers all over you and the other demons >The leader stumbles around for a while before toppling over >The other demons back away >One of them wails "Not again! NOT AGAIN!" >They start to run for the treeline but branches and vines appear from the darkness of the forest and latch onto arms, legs and weapons >You watch in horror as the Demons are torn to shreds by the very forest itself, several of them getting dragged into the deepest parts of the forest before their screams are cut short by a sickening crack >Silence >You stand up, legs shaking and watching the trees >They sway silently in the breeze, harmless and carefree >You walk up to one and pat it on the trunk Uhh, thanks. >The tree says nothing >You look around at the massive amount of gore that coats the area >The Demon's blood seems to be absorbed by the group until there's none left, and the weapons scattered around are entangled by roots from the ground >They get dragged into the earth along with any body parts or evidence that the battle even happened >You stand there amazed >This must be why the demons never attacked Equestria. Or anywhere for that matter >Take out your map and hold it in a sunbeam from a hole in the canopy >The forest surrounds the entire plain >Keeping the demons trapped in a natural prison >A fitting place for them >You sigh, wipe your face with a free hand and set off back into the forest >You take 5 steps before Fluttershy crashes into you, hugging you tightly >"ANON! Oh I was so worried, I thought the demons had you!" Nope, the trees have other plans. After today I think I'm going to respect nature a little bit more. >She squeezes you tighter >Pry her off and hold her at an arms length You still raped me, Fluttershy. You don't get off that easily. >She blushes >"W-well... I kinda did... Several times..." >Shake your head You're unbelievable >Despite everything you can't help but laugh >You laugh and laugh and laugh, your voice echoing throughout the forest >Once you're done you pat Fluttershy on the head and head towards the mountain you climbed over Come on, you horny little bugger. Lets go home. The End.