Originally uploaded to Pastebin: January 1st, 2013 --- >Day 45 in Equestria >Wake up to the sound of a loud buzzing >It fades after 2 or so seconds >Stare at the ceiling for a while, rubbing the side of your face with a free hand >Grunt and get out of bed >Pass your bedroom window and look outside >Normalish day. Sun shining, Ponies frolicking, Fluttershy about to knock on your front door. >Knock knock knock >Still not dressed, you lumber downstairs and open the door in your boxers >Fluttershy blushes >"Good morning, Anon! Are you feeling o-ok?" I'm well enough, Fluttershy. So are you going to leave or do I have to fetch my beating stick again? >"N-no need to do that, darling. I was just wondering if Temporal Anomalies were your fetish" What the fuck are you talking about? >Day 45 in Equestria >Wake up to the sound of a loud buzzing >It fades after 2 or so seconds >Stare at the ce- Hang on a fucking minute >Throw off the covers and run to the bedroom window >See Fluttershy walking down your garden path to the door >Run to meet her and throw open the door before she can knock >"O-oh! Good morning, Anon! Are you feeling o-ok?" >Stare at her I'm fine. I think. >"Oh that's g-good. Listen, are Temporal Anomalies your fetish? No they're not >Day 45 in Equestria >Wake up to the sound of a loud buzzing >Out of bed before it even ends >Run out the front door in your boxers and up to a confused yet aroused looking Fluttershy >Fucking morning wood >"G-good mor-" NO. STOP TALKING. >Place a hand to her mouth and wait for a few minutes >She stares at you expentantly >Slowly remove your hand >She looks around nervously >You eye her with caution >"O-ok?" Ok. >You both hold each other's gaze in silence for a while >"Anon?" Yeah? >"...Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?" >Day 45 in Equestria GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. >Grab your beating stick on the way out the door >Charge at Fluttershy with it held over your head while hurling obscenities at her >She turns tail and runs from you, screaming in terror IF I DON'T END YOU NOW IT WILL ONLY HAPPEN AGAIN! >"ANON PLEASE STOP! D-DON'T HURT ME!" >You chase her through town >Ponies stop what they're doing to watch the almost naked monkey chase the village introvert with a large plank of wood with a nail stuck in it, roaring incoherantly and sporting a massive erection >Fluttershy runs towards Twilight's house, tears streaming down her face >Twilight, hearing the commotion, steps outside and looks at the pair of you with a confused look on her face >"What's going on? Fluttershy? Anon?" >She sees your wooden plank, and also the thing you're about to beat Fluttershy to death with >"Anon! Stop!" >She tears the plank from your hands with a surge of magic and freezes your legs in place with a tingling purple aura >Fluttershy takes her place next to Twilight >"Now, what's going on?" SHE'S PLAYING WITH REALITY! >"Who, Fluttershy?" >Twilight snorts >"Don't be silly, Anon. Now, Fluttershy, why is Anon chasing you?" >Fluttershy looks at you nervously, and blushes at your boner >"W-well I don't know. I just wanted to ask him something and he ran at me screaming" >Twilight smiles >"Well he's not going anywhere, so ask away!" >Fluttershy turns to you >"Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?" >Day 45 in Equestria >Wait for the buzzing to stop >Stare blankly at the ceiling for a while >There's a knock on the door >Don't move from your bed >"A-anon? Are you in there? C-can I ask you something?" >Don't reply >"A-are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?" >Day 45 in Equestria >You wake up and promptly start crying >Fluttershy knocks >"Anon? Are you in there? Why can I hear crying? Are you hurt?" >"I'm going to go and get help! Wait right there!" >She's gone. >SHE'S GONE! >Stop crying and peer out the bedroom window >Fluttershy is flying towards Twilight's Library >Quickly get dressed and run out the front door, beating stick in hand. >Head off towards the Everfree Forest >They won't look for you there >She won't look for you there >Hear a voice shout out behind you >Turn around and see Rainbow Dash peering at you >"Heya, Anon. Where're ya' headed? What's with the wooden plank?" >Your eyes dart around the area >No Fluttershy. Yet. I'm getting out of here. If you see Fluttershy, don't tell her that you saw me, ok? >"That's sorta weird, Anon. I don't know what you're planning, but it's probably some cooky human thing. No offense" >With that she takes off to the skies again >Breathe out slowly and turn back to the forest >A flash of purple light reveals Twilight and a dazed looking Twilight infront of you No- NO! >Turn and run, shouting over your shoulder STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! >"A-Anon! Darling! Wait!" >Magic grabs your leg and drags you back >You claw at the ground, creating large gashes in the grass as Twilight forcefully drags you to your doom >Fluttershy stands over you >You start crying again and cover your eyes so you don't have to look at her Please... Please don't... >"Anon, you're scaring me. I j-just wanted to ask you something, that's all." >You sob harder >"Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?" >Day 45 in Equestria >Enough is enough >Get up and run downstairs >Throw open the door to your basement and begin searching through various tools >Bingo >Knock knock knock >Here we go >Walk upstairs and open the door >"G-good morning- MMM! MMPPHH!!" >You continue to wrap copious amounts of duct tape around her mouth, ensuring that she can't speak or move her lips >"Mmmph? mmmmmmmph mph mm?" >Sigh happily >Sit down infront of her Sit, Fluttershy. >She does so I don't know what you've done, how you've done it, or why you would go to such lengths to do so, but whatever you are about to say is NOT my fetish. Please revert whatever damage you've done to reality and let me live my life in peace. >Fluttershy stares at you Do you understand what I'm saying? That the reason you're here today, and whatever you want to say is doomed to fail. If you open your mouth and say anything I will kill you. I will snap your neck and deal with the consequences because at least I'll live to see tomorrow. >Tears form in her eyes >"Mmmph mmm..." Ok. I'm going to remove the tape now. I want you to not say a single word. Silence is my fetish, ok? You not talking or saying anything is what gets me hard >Point to your morning wood See? See what your silence does to me? >Her eyes grow when she sees it and she blushes >You remove the tape slowly >Fluttershy winces and rubs the area where the tape was >She opens her mouth >Clasp a hand over it Ah ah ah! Remember what I said. Now go home and fix whatever horrific damage you've caused >She nods and flies back to her cottage >You go about your day as normal, without any more Fluttershy incidents or even seeing the mare. >Climb into your bed and stare at the ceiling >Mutter a quick prayer >And go to sleep >Day 46 in Equestria >Wake up to the sound of... Rain. >Sit straight up, a huge grin on your face >Look outside >A slight drizzle and grey skies >No Fluttershy walking down your garden path yet >Ponies walking around in rain coats and foals playing in puddles >Punch the air and shout YES! I DID IT! >Point at the ceiling THANK YOU, SHIVA! >With a huge smile on your face you practically dance downstairs and start making some food >Knock on the door >Open it >Fluttershy in a raincoat >Smile at her >She smiles back >She pulls out a notepad and starts writing >She hands it to you >"So silence is your fetish?" >Grin even harder Yes. It is. >Fluttershy jumps up and down on the spot and squeals in content >She hastily scribbles down more notes >"I can't believe I've found your fetish!" Yeah. It's pretty cool, isn't it? I've gotta go, Fluttershy. Anything you need to tell me before I go? >She ponders this and writes something down >She gives it to you and you read it with a smile >The smile promptly shatters >"Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?" >Look back at Fluttershy WHAT DID YOU D- >Day 46 in Equestria >Wake up to the sound of buzzing >And rain >Grind your teeth together and growl >Get out of bed and stand in the middle of your bedroom floor shaking violently, pure rage taking hold of you >Clench your fists and raise them to the heavens >Throw back your head and scream at the top of your lungs FUCKING FLUTTERSHY! The End