>24th.
>That morning, your eyes opened themselves without delay, as if they were on a timer.
>Waking up like this is still relatively new to you, but it's not foreign.
>Before all this magic business, you'd typically snooze for a few minutes and lay back down.
>Instead, you've been sleeping like a champion, getting far more rest than you normally would.
>It's as if you were granted several days worth of rest in just one night.
>It would explain why time has been moving so quickly for you.
>Then again, so much shit has gone down lately.
>Day 20, Fluttershy was awoken from her Super Rapist(TM) mode after a powerful slap from Rainbow.
>The week before that, you were huddled up in your little Rape Shelter, hiding from the little yellow monster.
>Day 21, you had that god-awful dream, and went to Neighagra Falls afterwards to meet with Spike...
>...Got knocked the fuck out by a tree, spoke with Celestia, and "vanquished" Super Rapist(TM).
>Day 22, your magical powers healed you in your sleep, and that night, you "spotted" Ms. Starlight.
>Day 23, so many horrible things happened in one day that you don't want to think about it.
>Plenty of events happened inbetween the lines, but that's the gist of it.
>Looking to your side, Twilight was still curled up against you.
"HNNNNNNNGHH"
>She's like an angel when she's asleep.
>You didn't want to wake her up, but you kinda' had to.
>Your brief recollection of this week's events redirected your attention back to Spike.
>He wasn't present yesterday; Perhaps he was holding down the fort at the castle.
>And if so, maybe he's with Trixie, Sunburst, and Starlight right now.
>Just like that, your mood was soured.
>Because now, it's time to go hear that horse's side of the story.
>Now is as good a time as any to rouse Purple Smart from her slumber.
"Wake up, you small, hoofed mammal."
>"Already awake."
"Wha... You were just laying there pretending to be asleep?"
>"I wanted to savor waking up next to you. That's all."
>Twilight unfurled herself, sitting on her haunches.
"Back to normal, huh?"
"Last night, you were a stuttering mess."
>"That's not very romantic of you, Anon."
"Crazy. We have a rapist to interrogate. If it even lasts that long."
>Autism Supreme leaned forward and planted a kiss upon your cheek.
"Now you're just ignoring me."
>She hopped off the bed, and trotted towards the door with a spring in her step.
>"Starlight should be down the hall and to the right, 3 rooms over. I'll see you there!"
>Before you could say anything else, she was gone.
>Somepony seems to be happy that they were chosen.
>To be frank, you're spoiling her, but it is what it is.
>"There's a note for you out here! It's on the door!"
"Gotcha."
>Putting your hoodie and cap back on, you leapt out of Twilight's tiny horse bed.

>On the other side of Twilight's door was the note she mentioned.
>Grabbing hold of the note, you read it aloud to yourself.
>"Hi, Anon. This is Fluttershy."
>"Pinkie and I already spoke with Starlight this morning; The two of us are going somewhere."
>"We're not entirely sure, but she seems to want some fresh air, so I'm taking her on a trip."
>"She's still a little down right now, but she's doing better."
>"Maybe what you said to her last night really helped?"
>"When we come back tomorrow night, around eight, I want you to fuck my brains out."
>"Your bitch, Fluttershy."
"Good lord... at least Pinkie's feeling better."
>"So you and Fluttershy ARE dating."
>Was that Spike just now?
>Turning around and looking to the ground for the little guy, you spotted him.
>Sneaky little bastard.
>If you knew he was nearby, you wouldn't have read that out loud.
"Bro, it's not what it sounds like."
"She's just-"
>"I know, don't worry."
>"By the way, where are... like... all of your clothes?"
"At my house. I'm sure you already know what happened to me yesterday."
>"Yep. Sure do. I asked Starlight a few questions earlier, and..."
"And what?"
>Spike pinched the bridge of his little dragon nose, seeming rather irritated.
"It's that bad?"
>"I'll be honest with you, Anon, everypony who's spoken with her is pretty upset."
>"The same goes for me."
>"When she told me she'd be coming back soon, I didn't think she meant it like this."
"Don't spoil me. I want to hear it for myself. For obvious reasons."
>"Good, cus' I think my head will explode if I think about it again."
>Her explanation is either hilariously terrible, or she doesn't have a single excuse of any kind.
"Can't sit on this forever, so I'll go ahead and nip this in the bud."
"Here's some good news though; I have plans next month."
"Derpy and Rainbow want to check out our camping spot."
>"No kidding? Dude, I've been bummed out since the last time!"
"Yeah, we didn't even get to enjoy the camping properly."
"Oh, and I almost forgot..."
"...You heard about how crazy my powers have gotten, right?"
"I haven't had the chance to show you them yet."
>"Twilight's talked about them here and there."
>"When she 'examines' you, I'm sure I'll get a good look at it."

"That's the exact word she used, isn't it?"
>"Uh-huh."
"Fuckin' A."
"Alright, I'll catch you later, man."
>"Peace."
>You pondered over Spike's phrasing as the two of you split.
>It's been a minute since you had a headache that wasn't because of a head injury.
>Are you about to get one just from hearing what this horse has to say?
>Twilight said she was three rooms over and down to the right, so that's where you're going.
>On your way over, you realized something uncomfortable.
>Sunburst and Trixie probably heard a small portion of your "chat" with Pinkie last night.
>Nowhere near as much as Twilight, thank Celestia, but still enough to wonder what it was about.
>Speaking of the devils, the two of them just exited the aforementioned room Twiggles spoke of.
"Uhhh... hey, you two. How was it in there?"
>Sunburst had an even more disappointed look on his face than the one he had yesterday.
>Meanwhile, Trixie just looked sad.
>"Abhorrent."
>That's the only word that came out of Sunburst's mouth in response.
>"He's not wrong..."
>The Great and Powerful Horse's words trailed off with a melancholic tone as she stared at the ground.
"Spike didn't seem happy about what she said, either."
"And here I was, hoping she'd give me something to be sympathetic over."
"I guess you can't do something like what she did and have a 'good' reason for it."
>Your mind flashed back to the pained look of regret on Starlight's face after she blasted Rainbow.
>You're holding out hope that the fear in her eyes was genuine.
"I'm about to find out for myself, but can you guys do me a solid?"
"Let's forgive her once she's paid her dues. That's rough of me to say right now, I know."
"Only IF she decides to turn away from these evil wrongdoings and all."
>Sunburst's angered expression softened, considerably so, enough that he must have understood.
>"Anon..." Great and Powerful Tears gently rolled down Trixie's cheek face as she nodded in acknowledgement.
>"...I can't speak for anypony else, but... I agree."
>"If anything ever happened to either of you, I don't know what I'd do, so I'll believe in her."
"And what about you, Sunburst?"
>"I need some more time to think. But we'll see what happens in the coming days."
>It's no surprise he'd be reluctant about it; He got screwed over even harder than you did.
>What's meaningful is that he's considering it. 
"Awesome. Guess I'll head inside. Trixie, I'll see you later."
"I don't know if you're heading back to the Empire already, Sunburst, but when you do, maybe I'll visit you."
>"Now that, I have no problem with. I'd be happy to have you."
"Take it easy, you two."
>Suddenly, Twilight's voice, louder than you've ever heard it before, rang out from inside the room.
>"You WHAT?!"
>"Have you not learned a SINGLE THING after your tyranny over those ponies?!"


"Holy shit... okay, for serious, gotta' go."
>"Bye Anon! I have a show planned for next week; Come by and watch it, okay?"
"Sure thing, Trix. I'll be there."
>Running into the room to see what was happening, you witnessed quite the sight.
>Twilight was literally standing over Starlight with the judgement of a goddess.
>While she was halfway under her covers, trembling and shaking like a little baby.
>Those magical chains continued to swirl around Starlight's horn, blocking her ability to cast spells.
"Dear Celestia, Twi..."
>"Anon?"
>Twiggles turned her attention to you, giving Starlight a brief moment of reprieve.
>But of course, you're one of her victims.
>That moment changed from brief to instant in a flash once her eyes met yours.
>She retreated even further under the covers; All you could see was a blanketed, quivering blob.
"I heard you grilling her from outside. You were shouting, y'know."
"You don't normally get that loud."
>"STARLIGHT! Tell him why you did it!"
>She poked her head out from underneath the blankets, stuttering and shaking.
>"I... I-I..."
>"...I got horny! Sunburst turned down my advances because I was being too aggressive, and..."
>That was already blatantly obvious, she told you that much yesterday, so you egged her on for the rest.
"And what else?"
>"...When he said no, all of my problems... a-and all of my stress caved in on me for some reason!"
>"So I just... I turned into a villain again! I'm SORRY! PLEASE-!"
"You failed, then? That's what you're saying?"
>"H-Huh?"
"You patched things up with Twilight and her group, made friends with Trixie... you've come this far..."
"...Just to forget everything you learned when you were at your lowest."
>"EXACTLY! That's why I'm so bucking MAD!" Twilight was so upset; She was about to start kicking things.
"Like... using hypnosis spells on Sunburst was already bad enough."
"Then you had to kidnap him, bring him here, force him to help you rape ME, start a forest fire..."
"...And then blast Rainbow Dash with a fucking fireball."
"What the fuck were you thinking? You could have KILLED HER!"
"What's been bothering you SO much that you'd stoop THIS low when you finally broke?"
"Why didn't you ask for help?! That's all you had to do!"
"You stupid horse! Do you have any idea how much you've hurt everypony? How much you've hurt me?"
>"aaaaaaAAAAaa..."
>Now she's crying.
>Great.
>The sniffling horse crawled out from under her covers, before hopping off the bed.
>And she's grovelling at your bare feet.

"Don't cry on me. Cry on Twilight."
>"B-Bu... But..."
"I'm not the one you let down; That would be her."  
>"I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell her to cry on me."
"It'd be funny, though."
>As if on queue, Starlight grabbed hold of Twi's hooves and sobbed against her.
>"UUGHH!" 
>Twilight's signature groan of frustration never ceases to make you smile.
"Sorry, Twi. But you know how I am. It's hard for me to stay mad."
>"I know, it's just... you're being too soft on her!"
"Remember when I told you about good cop, bad cop?"
"This is a good cop, bad cop moment."
"That being said, have you decided what her punishment is?"
"Or is that a call you'd rather have Celestia make?"
>"On our way back to the castle yesterday, that's exactly what I was thinking about."
>"After you and Rainbow split off, everypony agreed on three years of community service."
>"THREE YEARS?!" Starlight shouted, hugging Twilight's legs.
"Your crimes against your fellow Equestrians, and nature itself are inexcusable."
"Are they not, Ms. Starlight?"
>"N-No, you're right..."
"Which means you should pay recompense to the community, and your fellow ponies, yes?"
>"Yes." 
"Twilight, give it to her."
>"Starlight Glimmer, I hereby sentence you to three years of community service!"
>"Including, but not limited to, canned food drives, tree planting, community cleanup..."
>"...recycling, raking leaves, shoveling snow, home and market repair, farm work..."
>Starlight was metaphorically biting her nails as the list went on and on and on.
>"...garden tending, school projects-"
>"I get it! I get it... just-"
>"Let me finish!"
>"Ahem... social and traditional event preparation, and assisting the elderly."
>"Every day, unless specified otherwise, must have at least four hours dedicated to these duties."
>With how many duties she mentioned, you'd think she was reading off notes on paper.
>That's Twilight in a nutshell, so there's nothing new here.
>You're unsure of the punishment you'd personally give to Starlight, but this is fair.
>What she's done would earn her half of a lifetime, or more, in prison back in your world.
>Arson alone is a very serious crime, never mind the 'attempted' mareslaughter, and raping.
>You understand that this punishment isn't just for the things she's done.
>From Twilight's perspective, it's the equivalent of her student failing, betraying her, even.
>"In addition, Anon and I will be watching over you to ensure that you serve your time."
"Wait, what? Me, too?"

>"That's not a problem, is it, Anon?"
"Not really. She's your pupil, though, isn't she?"
>"True, but two is better than one, wouldn't you say?"
"Yeah..."
>"Plus, it'll give you something else to do."
"Once again, not disagreeing with you, but..."
>Sighing, you peered down at Starlight as she mused over her punishment.
"...As long as you don't expect me to help her with any of that."
>"Only if you feel like it." Twilight flashed a warm smile, her eyes closed as she did so.
"Well? You got all of that, Starlight?"
"When you start your community service, I'm not watching you all fucking day. Only to start."
>"Uh-huh..."
"I'm sure these responsibilities will keep you in check, but you DO plan on fixing this, right?"
"By that, I mean the whole villain thing."
"Because Twi is trying to be nice and civil here, despite how upset she is."
"This could easily get worse for you; You wouldn't want to end up in pony prison."
>"I-I'll be good! I will! Pinkie promise!"
"Don't be good just to be good. Do the right thing."
"I could fuck you against the wall right now, and it'd feel good."
>Starlight's ears perked up, her eyes widening, and an intense blush appearing on her features.
"But that doesn't mean it's the right thing to do. Be better."
>"ANON!"
"You get what I'm trying to say, Twi."
>"S-Still! That's the last thing you should be saying right now!"
"Anyways... I know it's tough. Obviously."
"The next time you break down, do something constructive instead, yeah?"
"Like NOT setting my friends on fire and raping me."
>Starlight removed herself from Twilight's hooves, looking up at you and nodding frantically.
>Maybe this is why Twilight wants you to be her co-watcher.
>You're chastising her like a father right now, and you're unsure if you like that or not.
>"T-Thanks, Anon." Starlight wiped her tears away, her nervous, crooked smile twitching out of fear.
"Don't mention it. Literally. I know I said it's hard for me to stay mad, but I'm still upset."
"Be sure to apologize to the others, by the way. Especially Rainbow."
"I doubt she'll be as merciful as us."
>"The second I see her, I'll apologize!"
"Good. And for the love of Celestia, let somepony know the next time you're stressed out."
>"For the love of me, you say?"
>You're going to pretend you didn't hear that just now.
>Nope, no sir.
>"P-Princess Celestia!" Twilight shouted in surprise, confirming your concerns.

>Starlight, shortly after hearing that voice, instantly ran behind you.
>What's funny is that this takes care of the desperate promises you made, parts of them, anyway.
>Turning around, you addressed the white-coated, celestial horse with a sterile expression.
"Sunbutt."
>"Anonymous."
>"Anon, treat Celestia with respect, please!"
>"Worry not, my student. I have long since grown accustomed to Anonymous' mannerisms."
>"T-That doesn't mean it's okay for him to call you that!"
>"Perhaps you're right, but he's my responsibility."
"I'd love to refute that, but you give me free money, so..."
>"You're my little human. Without me, you'd be lost in this world."
"Would I really, though?"
>Starlight seemed to fear the situation far less as your banter with Celestia continued.
>However, Celestia took notice of this, and shot her the most threatening glare you have ever seen.
>It wasn't directed at you, and you were still intimidated.
>Just like last time, she's immediately behind your leg, using it to break line of sight.
"Y'know, you might want to face her."
>Not only was Sunny D(TM) giving her the eyes of death, but she was looking down on her.
>And it's not solely because she's tall; You could almost sense the contempt in her gaze.
>This isn't Sunbutt giving her that look.
>It's the ruler of Equestria, and she, unlike you and Twi, didn't display an ounce of softness to her.
>Starlight left the safety and comfort of your leg, now standing before Celestia.
>If Pinkie were shaking like Starlight is right now, you'd be hearing cartoony sound effects.
>"I've heard of your deeds, Ms. Glimmer."
>"What I saw of Everfree Forest from Canterlot castle left me appalled."
>"Not to mention the massive plumes of smoke and pollution. Some of which made its way to Canterlot.
>"And everything else that I've heard from Spike's letter..."
>The large, snow white mare brought a hoof to her head in frustration.
>You never thought you'd witness Sunbutt hoofpalming, but here you are.
>"...Twilight has been overseeing your progress, and as always, I'm confident in her ability to mentor."
>"I'm sure she's already determined a fitting punishment for your actions, however..."
>"...I would not like to see another infraction of this severity."
>"Acts in spite of, and against harmony in Equestria have officially become a trend for you, Starlight."
>"Please, put an end to that. I'd rather not choose your punishment myself."
>Starlight bowed her head in acknowledgement, and what you can assume to be shame, before Sunbutt.
>"Y-Yes, Princess Celestia. I regret what I've done. A-And... And..."
>She's going to piss herself at this rate.
"I'll be helping Twilight watch over her."
"Not thrilled about it, but, y'know... it is what it is."
>Seemingly, an atmosphere's worth of held breaths escaped the purple pony's lips as she sighed.
>"I see."

>With that tone of voice, Celestia didn't sound happy to hear that, but she smiled soon after.
>"Well, in all the time you've been here in Equestria, you've never once failed to amuse me."
>"With her under Twilight's supervision, as well as yours, I suspect good things will come."
"Don't expect anything extraordinary. I'll keep my eyes on her; That's about it."
>"You've doubted me many times, Anonymous. My predictions are never wrong."
"Oh yeah?"
>Sprinting behind Celestia with unprecedented speed, you raised your hand towards the ceiling.
>Sunbutt's eyes could hardly follow your movements.
>Before your empowered, god-like appendage could maim Celestia's ass, something stopped you.
>Twilight's magic, glowing as purple as it ever did, halted the momentum of your hand.
>Once Celestia realized you were behind her, her eyes grew wide, and Twilight scoffed.
>"Sorry, Anon. Can't let you do that."
"Curse you, you small, purple horse."
>"A-Anonymous! I had no idea you were that fast!" Sunbutt had a fearful, worried expression on her face.
>Seeing her act out of character never gets old.
>Clearly, she's intimidated by your capabilities.
>Starlight was more confused by this display than anything else.
>"I have no clue what's going on..."
"You should see yourself out, Celestia."
"We'll handle things from here."
>"Of c-course... yes! I have royal duties to atttend to! Ehh..."
>"...D-Do come visit me sometime! You know where to find me, Anonymous!"
>Sunbutt instantly teleported the fuck away, leaving you, Starlight, and Twi alone.
"You know what this means, correct?"
"You've violated the law, Twilight Sparkle."
>"I AM the law, Anon."
>Silently, without a single word spoken, you approached Twilight.
>Twilight, too, had begun to walk in your direction, meeting you halfway.
>"Guys? Hello?"
>You didn't answer Starlight.
>This was far more important.
>The two of you halted before any contact was made, Twilight looking up at you, and you peering down at her.
"You think you're lucky? Huh?"
>"Oh, human. I don't need luck. Not where I'm going."
>Raising your hand into the air once more, Twilight smiled at you, mocking you, belittling you.
"This isn't a game."

>"GUYS!"
>Turning to face Starlight, you slowly lowered your hand.
>Autism Supreme is off the hook.
>For now.
>"Sorry... but how should I start this... community service?"
"Eager to receive punishment already, huh?"
"Tell her, Twi. Because I sure as shit don't know."
"This is your idea."
>"I've yet to formerly arrange any of your civil duties, so for today..."
>"...You're going to be following Anon and helping him with whatever he needs!"
"Wha... What the fuck, Twi? You want my ex-rapist to follow me around?"
>"Just pretend she's Fluttershy!"
"Despite having a higher rape rate, Fluttershy is... different."
>"Please, Anon? For me?"
>Looking over at Starlight, she had quite the dejected look on her face.
"Ughhh... god, okay."
"Only a handful of ponies know who started the fire, so at least I won't get any weird looks being with her."
"You'd better be on your best fucking behavior, Glimmy."
>"G-Glimmy?"
"You heard me, little missy."
"I plan on meeting with some friends in a bit, and I'd like to move my stuff in with Twilight, too."
>"Pinkie promise, I won't do anything weird!"
"That's what I want to hear."
"Got anything else you'd like to say before we go, Twilight?"
>"That's all for now. You're free to go."
"Sick. Don't forget what I said last night, though."
"Tomorrow is studying day."
>"No need to remind me, Mr. Human. I'll have everything ready in the morning!"
"Alright, then... oh. Almost forgot to mention."
"Have Spike send AJ and Rarity a letter about this decision, if you can."
"Those two probably have all kinds of errands for this little pony to run, especially AJ."
"Now, if you'll excluse Glim-Glam and I..."
>"Glim-Glam...?"
"You'll get used to it."
>"Have a good day, you two!"
>The second you entered the hallway, Starlight cleared her throat to get your attention.
"Before you say anything, I want a normal conversation, if that's not too much trouble."
"You spent all morning getting grilled, and I don't want to hear a thousand apologies."

>"S-Sorry..."
"What did I just say?"
>"...It's just... I'm nervous about something."
"I think you're nervous about a lot of things right now."
>"I am, but this is something specific."
>"Trixie wants to start hanging out with me again, and-"
"You feel like the worst friend of all time?"
>"...Nailed it."
>"After I came back to Ponyville with Sunburst, I ran into Trixie, and I flat out ignored her."
>"The face she made... it's burned into my head, Anon! I can't stop thinking about it!"
"She really seems to like you, y'know."
"So out of all the ponies you've hurt, Trixie might be hurt the most."
"Let it be a reminder."
>"Ugghh, don't say that!"
"It's true, though."
"When I ran into her earlier, you know what she told me?"
"She said she believed in you."
"You have to cherish her. The same goes for Sunburst."
"And cherish me, too, because at this current moment, I'm your god, and your fucking emperor."
>"O-Okay."
>She actually said yes.
"HHNNNNNNNNNGHHH"
>"Anon?! A-Are you alright?!"
"I'm fine... I'm fine."
"Something came out of me; That's all."
>Be responsible, goddamnit. 
>Your aloof, nonchalant nature is getting in the way of your "definitely still mad at her" persona.
>It's a shame that she's got a history of manipulative and evil crimes.
>Twilight felt that you and her would get along, and you know what?
>She's absolutely right.
>You'd probably be the best of friends already if it weren't for the aforementioned events.
>As the two of you descended the castle stairs, light droplets of water fell upon you.
>The sky is dark and overcast, something that would have given you a flashback if you didn't block it out.
"Uhh... Starlight?"
>"Yeah?"
"Pinkie and Fluttershy came in to talk to you too, right?"
"Did Pinkie talk much? How was she feeling?"
>Starlight, a little surprised from the sudden question, muttered to herself in thought.
>"Hmm... she looked kind of... sad? And she hardly said a word to me."

"That's basically what I expected. Something terrible happened last night, so I was worried."
"Not talking about... you know."
>"Yeah, I understand."
>You mentally slapped yourself, trying to shake off the awkward atmosphere.
"Anyway, we've got a stop to make."
>"Where at?"
"A certain pony's favorite bench."
"Thinking of selling my house, maybe even giving it away for free."
>"W-Why would you give away your house?"
"Because of creepy rapists like you. Living with Twilight is ten times safer."
>"I'm never going to live this down, am I?"
"Nope."
>"H-Have I been the only one, or...?"
"Far from it, actually." 
"To tell you the truth, I've been raped so many times, I've lost count."
>Starlight wanted to comment, but she seemed to struggle with finding the right words.
>You're doing a shit job of keeping things cheery, all things considered.
>At least with Fluttershy, she's long since made peace with her cardinal urges.
>This is like walking on landmines.
"You don't have to respond to that. It's crazy; I know."
>"But... why?"
"Mares find me hot as fuck, apparently."
"And you agree, considering you wanted me to 'have your fillies'."
"You're already off of that, right?"
>"O-Of course! That was one of the dumbest things I said yesterday!"
"Thank Celestia. I can barely handle when shit hits the fan; I don't want kids right now."
>"Speaking of Celestia, what were you about to do to her back there?"
>Starlight desperately wanted to change the subject, and it was pretty obvious.
"What did it look like?"
>"You were... gonna' spank her?"
"Exactly. And I would've gotten away from it, too, if it weren't for that purple creature."
"Not that it matters. I've already done it once before, so that's good enough for me."
>"I don't have the right to call you weird, but... you're pretty weird, Anon."
"I appreciate that. You're surprisingly nice to talk to, Glimmy."
>"W-Wow, really? You think so?"
"Yeah. I had an impression you'd be this insufferable little creature that'd singlehandledly ruin my day."
>"Hmm..."
"Something you wanted to say?"

>"Nothing, nothing..."
"Mmkay."
"Before you went to Crystal Land for a while, how much of Ponyville did you see?"
>"Pretty much all of it, I think."
"Ever see a mare named Lyra?"
>"I've met Bon Bon before, and she's told me about her, but I haven't met her yet."
"She's the mare we're looking for. 'Normally', you'll spot her sitting on her favorite bench."
"But if she's not there, then we'll just move along. It's not like I need to get rid of the house NOW."
"There's no guarantee she'll accept, anyway."
>"You must be really comfortable around Twilight, huh?"
"I mean, I'm comfortable around everypony."
"It's just that her castle has the most room to accomodate a big guy like me."
"Like... if I tried to stay with Rainbow, how would I get to and from the actual house?"
"The damn thing floats in the air, because, y'know, it's a fucking cloud."
"With Fluttershy, there's too many animals all over the place."
"And for reasons I'm not going to mention, it'd be a bit awkward."
"The only other pony with the space to accomodate me is Applejack, and that's a maybe."
"But they're busy, busy farm horses over there. I'd just get in the way."
>"Makes sense. Twilight's castle has so many different rooms."
>"Was that whole bit about Celestia giving you free money for real, though?"
"Yep. It's been like that since I got here."
"Sunbutt took a lot of interest in me, so she put me on this "Friendship Fund."
"I have enough money to live wherever I want, but so far, Ponyville is where I'll be staying."
>"So you're REALLY popular, then..."
"We already covered that somewhat, but yes."
"Over in Manehattan, I've got this huge cult following. Mostly because of the mare population."
"They've got posters all over the streets, and actual fucking movies about me."
"Having crowds of mares screaming your name sounds great, and it is, but don't fall into the crowd."
"You might not come out the same as when you fell in."
>"Y-You make it sound like that's happened before. It didn't... right?"
"Oh, it did. And if I stayed in the pile any longer, they'd have gotten me like you did."
>"Jeez..."
>Starlight's face became flush with red; It wasn't hard to imagine what she was thinking about.
"Take a chill pill, Glimmy."
"You're getting too fired up."
>"A-Am not!"

>"Yoohooooo! Anon! Lookin' for me?"
>Yep, that's Lyra's voice.
>There she was, sitting down on the Bench(TM) like a human.
"Hey. Had a feeling you'd be hanging around your favorite bench today."
>"Welp, you guessed right. Nice legs, by the way. A-And your feet..."
"Goddamnit, Lyra. Not now."
>"Why weren't you dressed like this when we had dinner together? Unf."
"Did you really just...?"
>As you expected, the position this mint pony was sitting in confused Starlight significantly.
>"Bon Bon's told me a lot about you, Lyra! Good to finally meet you!"
>"Nice to meet ya'... hey... wait a minute..."
>"...You're that Starlight girl I've heard about, aren't you?"
>"Y-Yeah... that's me."
>"Hmm..."
>Lyra conjured magical hands to scratch her chin, eyeing Starlight with suspicion.
>Glim-Glam shook violently in her proverbial boots, breaking up a sweat in mere seconds.
>There's no way Lyra knew who the culprit of the fire was.
>Right?
>"...Nopony told me you were this pretty! I love your hair!"
>"Thanks?"
>All of that tension left her body as quickly as it appeared.
>"Anytime, cutie."
"By the way, how did you know I was looking for you?"
>"I didn't! I was joking, Anon."
"It works out either way. I've got a deal for you."
>Once Lyra heard the word 'deal', she started checking her surroundings, looking left and right. 
>"You sure you wanna' talk about this in front of 'her'?"
"Not THAT kind of deal, Lyra. Relax."
>"Oh. Well, what's up?"
"I'm moving in with Twilight, and I'm trying to give my house away, so-"
>"Deal."
"At least let me finish."
>"Give. Me. The bucking house. I'll pay you for it."
"I was going to give you the house for free, but now that you say that..."
>Leaning towards Lyra, you whispered into her ear, not wanting Starlight to hear your request.
"whisperwhisperwhisperwhisper"
>"Yeah... uh-huh... hmm... and then what..."
>"...E-Excuse me?!"
"Yeah, crazy, isn't it? Think you can pull it off?"
>"Ehh... it's worth it for the house."
"What's Bon Bon going to think, though?"
"Having an extra house that you don't really need sounds like something she'd get mad over."
>"She'll live."

>"Lyra, what are you up to now?"
>Speak of the devil.
>It's Bon Bon, in all of her grumpy, disgruntled glory.
>She's carrying a big basket of fruits on her back, full of pears, apples, bananas, and grapes.
>With almost perfect timing, she noticed your lack of pants, and shook her head in disappointment.
>"H-Hey, Bon Bon! I thought you were out running errands!"
>"I still am... just felt like stopping by."
>"Why do you sound so nervous, hmm?"
>Lyra laughed awkwardly, hopping off of her bench.
>"Me? Nervous? I'm like... totally calm!"
>As Lyra's smile became larger and larger, more and more untrustworthy, Bon Bon started to catch on.
>"Sorry to cut off the conversation, Anon, Starlight. But Lyra is being irresponsible."
>"I-Irresponsible? Bon Bon, how long have you known me for?"
>"Long enough to know that you're up to something."
>"Awww... fine... I'll see you guys later."
"Take it easy, Lyra. You too, Bonnie."
>"I told you to stop calling me that."
"C'mon, it's just a nickname."
>"I-It was good to meet you, Lyra! Maybe we can chat again sometime soon?"
>"Sure..." Lyra replied, hanging her head low because Bon Bon came and ruined the fun.
>Bon Bon 'harumphed', walking away indignantly, with Lyra following behind.
>Just before the mint green pony was out of sight, she looked back to wink at you.
>You returned the favor, sealing the deal that the two of you made earlier.
>"Anon, did she just...?"
"Mmhm. Guess I'll have to start packing up today."
"Knowing her, she'll be all over that house by tomorrow."
>"Oooh, I can help you pack your things!"
"You sure can, Glimmy. Not that you have a choice."
>"O-Oh... almost forgot."
"Keep acting like a normal, law-abiding citizen, and things will be back to normal before you know it."
>"Yeah, an entire three years later."
"Not the punishment. I'm talking about everypony's perception of you."
"That's what really matters."
"Now come along, small equine. We have a house to get to."
>You marched onwards, further into Ponyville, with Starlight following close behind.
>Derpy awaits, as do your clothes.
>Celestia knows you're already sick of walking around barefoot in your boxers, and you need a good shower.

>By the time you approached the road your house is on, your stomach felt empty.
>You were a hungry, hungry boy.
>After the pseudo dinner you had with Rainbow yesterday, you haven't eaten anything else.
>So many things were happening at once; You didn't even think to get breakfast.
>But of course, it's lunch time.
>"Hungry, huh?"
>Starlight seemed to know how positively starving you were.
"What manner of horse magic did you use to figure that out?"
>"I heard your stomach growling, so I just assumed..."
"My stomach growled? Jesus. Didn't even realize that."
>"Are you alright up there? You've been mostly silent for a while now."
"I'm good... probably just busy thinking about stuff."
"It's happened more than a few times lately; I'll just space out at random."
>"What were you thinking about?"
"Hmm... well... the next steps. Not in terms of dates or little things I've got planned..."
"...But in terms of the big picture. Like... what am I going to do for a living?"
"Right now, my number one livelihood is checking up on friends and going out."
"That's not bad or anything, but I need something to entertain myself in solitude, y'know?"
>"I'm sure you'll figure something out. Maybe you can put that magic of yours to good use?"
"Shit, you're right. My magic... sometimes I forget I even have it."
"As dumb as that sounds."
>"How long have you had access to that magic for?"
"Only two days, give or take."
>"Could have fooled me! You had so many tricks up your sleeve!"
"My favorite part was knocking you the fuck out with a stump."
"Wait... my bad. Favorite 'parts'. Y'know, because I did it twice."
>"Yeah, thanks for the headache, by the way. My head was pounding when I woke up."
"You're welcome, Glimmy."
>Running your hands through her beautifully styled mane, you proceeded to pet the rapist pony.
>Starlight flinched, not expecting the sudden touch.
"What? What's wrong?"
>"Nothing... nothing..."
"I hope you're not complaining about being touched, little missy."
>"I-I'm not! I just didn't expect you to start petting me!"
"You poor horse. There's so many things you don't know about me."
"I'm the hugger of horses. The petter of ponies. The booper of snoots."
"Speaking of snoots, I haven't booped one in a minute."
>You promptly booped Starlight's snoot, eliciting a giggle out of her.

"HHHNNNNNGHHH"
>"Oh buck..."
>Suddenly, you heard Rainbow Dash's voice, something you weren't expecting in the slightest.
>Not long after, you spotted her.
>From what you could tell, she was trying to be sneaky, laying low around the outside of your house.
>Derpy was next to her, and she happily flew over upon noticing your arrival.
>"Anon! I was waiting for you just like you asked me to!"
"You sure did, Derpy. Good girl."
>Starlight seemed to shrink away from Rainbow's line of sight, moving slightly behind you.
>The look on her face suggests she's acutely aware of how awkward, or possibly confrontational this will be.
>Obviously, Derpy doesn't have a clue, and knows nothing about Starlight's involvement with the fire.
>Trixie and the others did a great job of limiting Ponyville's knowledge of the arsonist's identity.
>"I was surprised when Rainbow came over, though... She said she'd be busy yesterday!"
"Same here, lazy eyes."
>Petting Derpy releases every ounce of stress in your body, you swear.
>In terms of stress relief, Derpy is the second highest on the tier list.
>"Aw, she's so cute..." Starlight fawned over the sight in adoration like she saw a box of kittens.
"Where ya' going, Rainbow?"
>Even though it was out of the corner of your eye, you caught her attempting to sneak away.
>She stopped abruptly, before sighing and staying put.
"Starlight, keep Derpy company for me. I have to ask Rainbow something."
>"O-Okay!"
>Dash avoided locking eyes as you approached, looking down to the ground instead.
>A smaller, more pony appropriate satchel was wrapped around her.
"Come on, talk to me. What happened yesterday?"
>No response.
"Dash, I think I know why you got upset."
"Other than me coddling you, y'know..."
>She still refused to speak, but her disgruntled expression was beginning to soften up.
"...Something else happened after that and it kind of triggered the realization."
"I didn't know you felt that way, bro. I swear on my grave."
>"I-It's okay. To be honest, I overreacted."
"Bro. You're like, my number one bro, bro."
"That's never changing, bro."
>"I know, bro. Listen..."
>"...You've been harrassed and... raped... a-and all kinds of stuff."
>"And it's so unfair. You've always been nice to me. To everypony."
>"You're such a bro, bro."
"Bro."
>"I want you to date whoever you want."
>"If my bro isn't happy, I'm not happy."

>A manly tear rolled down your cheek, wetting your face.
>Seeing as how this tear was a manly one, it doesn't make you a pussy.
>"Your tears are so bucking manly, bro."
"Thanks, bro."
>"Hey, umm... do you mind telling me what happened? Y'know, after I left?"
"It's about Pinkie."
>"Oh."
>Rainbow sounded like she already knew everything, judging by the look on her face, and her response.
>Pinkie intended for you to be the first to know about how she felt, but that's out the window, it seems.
"You knew about that, and Fluttershy didn't. Same for Twilight."
"I'm honestly shocked."
>"She was REALLY good at hiding it, but your bro here notices things that most ponies don't."
>"I'm just awesome like that."
"Fuck yeah."
>"Shoot, I almost forgot!" 
>"There's something I want you to see, bro."
"Alright! Lay it on me, man."
>Dash reached into the satchel, before pulling out this HUGE fucking gold medal with her mouth.
"Is that the Flier of the Year award?"
>"Heck yeah, it is!"
"Did they give it to you early, or something?"
>"Pretty much! The award ceremony isn't happening til next week, but I'm SO stoked!"
"And I'll be there, one hundred percent."
>"You know, I-I've been doing my best to make you proud!"
>"N-N-Not that I'm saying that's the only reason, but-"
"Calm down. I get what you mean."
>It sounds like a certain blue horse needs to be 'scritched', and you're just the human for the job.
>"B-Broski! Knock it off..."
"Nopony escapes the scritching. Nopony."
"How are your wings doing, though? I was pretty worried last night..."
>"I think they're doing better already... that healing is the real deal, huh?"
>"Heck, I-I was still feeling a lot of pain that night, but now that I'm rested..."
"Healing over time, too...?"
"...Either way, I gotta' say.... I'm still shocked. I know I acted quick, but that fire didn't get you TOO bad."
>"Maybe your magic did something? I dunno'."
>You never touched her directly during the rescue; Only your hoodie did.
>Although your magic affects things that you focus it on, you've seen it spread around before, like with AJ's trees.
>Perhaps there's another aspect to this that you're not getting?
>Maybe your hoodie has just been absorbing stockpiling healing some kind of magical relic?
>Those are questions for another time; The possibilities are making your head hurt a bit.
>"...By the way, you mind telling me why SHE'S here?"
>Rainbow's face changed from one of lighthearted embarrassment to anger.
"Starlight? She's already been given her punishment."
"It's three years of community service."
"And Twilight told her to follow me around and help me move for today."
>"Hmph! Gimme' just one second."
>Dash walked right past you, heading straight for Glimmy.
>It's times like these where you really wish you had popcorn.

>"Starlight! You've got some nerve showing your face around me!"
>The conversation Starlight had been carrying with Derpy was unceremoniously cut short.
>"Rainbow, hold on..."
>Glim-Glam's words trailed off, giving Dash plenty of time to interject.
>Sparks were about to fly, so you decided to cover Derpy's precious ears.
>Her innocence must be protected at all costs.
>"Hold on?! You set me on FIRE yesterday, and that's the first thing you say?!"
>"Sorry ain't gonna' cut it!"
>Dash was getting closer to Starlight in a way that suggested violent intent.
>She backpedalled, shat bricks, and started stammering in her own defense.
"Pssst... RD!"
"Relax, man!"
>Dash suddenly relented in her aggressive advance towards the trembling pony.
>"Y-You have every right to hate me! I won't ask for your forgiveness..."
>"...But I want to be good! I want to STAY good!"
>"S-So... if there's any errands or favors you need done..."
>Once Rainbow heard the word "favor", the synapses in her brain seemingly firing off like mad.
>"Hmm... favors, huh?"
>"Anon! You said she's following you around for the day, right?"
"Yeah, what about it?"
>"Lemme' have her tomorrow."
"Uhh... I don't think Twi would mind Starlight helping you out, but can you tell me what for?"
>"Let's just say I need another... exercise partner. She'll have her work cut out for her."
>"E-Exercise partner?" You could hear Glimmy gulp after those words; She's very much on edge.
>"You should be glad I'm even accepting your offer, you madmare!"
>"Wait til I get my hooves on you tomorrow..."
>Glimmy valiantly fought back her tears, maintaining her composure as well as she could.
"Can I trust that she'll still be alive and breathing afterwards?"
>"Oh, she'll live. Don't worry, bro."
"Cool. Just make sure to bring her back to the castle at around... eight."
>"Alright, it's not like I'm gonna' KILL her, or anything."
"Just being cautious, man. I know you're still outraged over what happened."
>Derpy, even with her lack of hearing, could discern that something was off.
>There's an awfully sorrowful look on Starlight's face, but that can't be helped.

>RD didn't reply immediately; She seemed to be collecting herself.
>Who the hell knows what she'd do to Starlight for revenge if you weren't here?
"I'm thinking we should grab a bite to eat and just... chill out for a minute."
"I'll cook us some food."
>"You will? Buck yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about! I'm hungry!"
>Starlight sighed, no doubt still pondering the fate that awaits her, but she must be feeling good.
>You've just saved her from the Almighty Punishment(TM) that Rainbow was seconds from unleashing.
"Gotta' get started on the whole moving process, too."
>Removing your hands from Derpy's ears, you allowed the grey pony to hear once more.
>Not only did she not question why you deafened her; She just turned around to smile at you.
>Best pony, best pony, best pony, best pony.
"Let's see... there's my clothes... my bed... Lyra can keep the couch..."
"...And a few other small things. For my clothes, I've got some big trash bags we can use for those."
>"You're gonna' have Starlight over here carry all of that, right?"
"Most of it, yes."
"She'd move the bed far easier than I ever could."
>"Can I help you move too, Anon?" Derpy kicked her little hooves excitedly, smiling ear to ear.
"Knock yourself out."
>Starlight hurriedly spoke to Derpy, more than likely to break her own silence, and the awkwardness.
>"H-Hey, Derpy! When we get inside... do you wanna' talk a bit more?"
>"Okay! Anon always has such nice friends, so I try and get to know all of them!"
>She isn't lying about that, either.
>However, you're not sure if she'd get along with Sassy.
>Probably not, considering her blatant "don't bother me" attitude.
>You got through to her eventually, but you had to bribe her for it.
>Makes you wonder why you felt she'd be a good friend to start, but the money doesn't matter.
>Having diverse friendships with contrasting personalities makes your social life more eventful.
>You're not just saying that because it activates your almonds when she insults you.
>Nope.
>Heavens no.
>You wouldn't dream of such of a thing.
>Fast Food Horse(TM) is not to be lewded.
>She is to be compensated with bits in exchange for companionship.
>Or tolerance, really, depending on how you look at it.
>Now's not the time to be thinking about that, though.

"Alright, let's go ahead and get things started."
"Before I do any cooking, I'm going to shower and throw on some fresh clothes."
>With a twist of your key, the door to your lovely ex-abode was opened.
>You stuffed the key under the doormat for Lyra to find when she comes; She'll know where to look.
"Make yourselves comfortable, I guess."
"Rainbow, do me a solid and... y'know. Keep an eye on things while I'm in the bathroom."
>"Count on me, broski! Rainbow is on the job!"
"Don't know what I'd do without you, bro."
>As Starlight entered in, she was looking all over the place, but mainly at the "spot".
>In other words, the spot where the dastardly deed had been done.
>Your pants and shoes were still there, obviously, so you hurriedly picked them up.
>"Leaving clothes around, Anon? That's so unlike you!" Derpy voiced, sounding confused.
"Yeah... well... things were a little crazy last night."
>"You think this is bad, Derpy? Heh... check out MY place!" Rainbow added, flaunting her own laziness.
>"I've got all kinds of stuff layin' around."
>Leaving the small technicolor horses to their own devices, you headed to the restroom.
>There's a few cans of Meat Substitute in the fridge(TM), so those can be used for lunch.
>You're going to make the best goddamn pizza this side of Ponyville.
>One that would put Peetzer Hut to shame, and make Princess Cadence cry tears of euphoria.
>And after everypony eats their fill, it'll be moving time.
>All your clothes, trinkets, and small things will get bagged up.
>Along with a few other things, Starlight is on bed moving duty.
>It's definitely too soon to say this, but the time feels right.
>Unless some other crazy pony, or honestly any living creature, comes over to rape you, you're good.
>You're moving in with Twilight, and Fluttershy is "less" rapey, because you're not ignoring her.
>On top of that, you've essentially acquired an autistic girlfriend.
>One that is literally a talking horse.
>Your other options included Blue Fast, Ponka, and a small yellow rapist, but you chose the egghead.
>As always, the sassy types are simply too much for you.
>Celestia forbid Fluttershy ever finds out about your true weakness.
>You undressed, ran a hot shower, as hot as you could get it, and allowed your mind to clear itself.
>When the move is done, you'll wind down and have a good nap, even though you probably won't need it.
>After all, tomorrow is going to be a long day, perhaps more so than you think.