>Be anon >About a year ago you were randomly teleported to equestria, has lived there ever since >Be best acquainted with the mane six because they (mostly Twilight) were courageous enough to approach you >Constantly messing with RD - pranks, jokes at her expense, poking her etc. >Nothing mean spirited though, and she gets back at you occasionally so it seems to be fine >But unbeknownst to you, that shit has built up during the past year, and RD has finally decided to confront you about it >"Hey, Anon, what's going on?! You act like everything is fine, but then you treat me like this and I don't know what to think. Did I do something? Why do you always have to annoy me like that?" "Because, RD, you're so cute when you're angry" - >A deep blush appears on Rainbow's cheeks >She averts her gaze and is now staring at the ground next to you >Not letting such a chance pass you by, you bring your hand up towards her face and lightly touch her nose with your index finger >Her eyes dart right back to you, and you look softly into them "Boop~" you say in a sensual voice >You can see a shiver shoot through her body, from the spot you touch on her nose, down her spine and to her tail >Her eyes are more embarrassed than ever, and she keeps looking away and back at you over and over again >Her blush grows deeper every time >She opens her mouth, but can only muster an incomprehensible stutter >Suddenly, she flies away with an explosive take off and disappears behind a cloud >Guess that's the last you'll see of her in a whi... >She returns just as quickly as she disappeared and hovers in front of you, face to face >"I-I-I-I LIKE YOU, OKAY?!!" she yells, only to run away yet again >Ever since that day, you only mess with her by booping her nose >Hell, just saying "boop" is enough to render her to an stuttering, blushing mess >Why do you do it? >Well, you guess you really thinks she is cute, after all. - >It's been a few months since Rainbow Dash confronted you about why you were teasing her >Ever since you got that misunderstanding cleared up it seems like she got some weight off her shoulders >Not that you ever noticed anything bothering her before the incident, but now she just seemed... happier. >Also, you've been hanging out A LOT. >You can't remember how many times she's "just happened to have" two tickets to some show or event the past months. >In fact, today had been such a day. >It was rather late, and the sun was setting as you made your way home after the show >It had basically been like wrestling, a couple of masked character fighting each other in particularly acrobatic ways. >Kinda corny, but a good show nonetheless >"That was so AWESOME!" Rainbow excitedly calls out, throwing punches into the air and reenacting what she had seen earlier that evening. "Yeah, but not as awesome as you, Rainbow" >She blushes and lets out an embarrassed giggle >"Well, of course!" she says and gives you a playful jab on the shoulder. >"Thanks..." "No, thank you! I don't know what I would do without you." >Another blush makes its way to her cheeks >It was now or never "Dash, I love you." >You had never seen her eyes so big before, or so... empty? *Thud* >Before you could react Rainbow had fainted and fallen to the ground. - >You quickly kneeled down to check on her >Fortunately, the fall hadn't been very far, and she did not appeared to be hurt >She had some dirt in her mane though >You brought your hand to her head and ruffled her hair to brush the dirt away >Her body responded to your touch; she nestled her head against you and let out a content sigh >"It's as if she's just asleep" you think to yourself, and can't help but to admire her sleeping face >So relaxed, so peaceful, so beautiful. >You pick the lovable little pony up and get going >Luckily, you were not to far from Fluttershy's cottage, and you figured you could leave the sleeping Dash in her care. >You just hope she hasn't gone to bed already, it was pretty late. >You are Rainbow Dash >Your life is pretty damn awesome right about now >You and anon have been dating, like, since forever! >Always hanging out and having a good time >Also you, like, kiss and stuff >Mmm, kissing with anon... >No... what's happening? You're... waking up? >You stretch and let out a yawn >Dammit, always waking up when it gets good... >Then it suddenly hits you -this wasn't your home >You take a good look around, trying to find some clues to where you are >A soft voice humming a cheerful tune can be heard from a nearby room >That's Fluttershy's voice! You can't believe you didn't realise it sooner. >You make your way to the kitchen to find your friend happily feeding some critters - >"Oh, good morning Rainbow Dash." she greets you softly >"Mornin' Fluttershy." >"I hope you were able to sleep okay on the sofa. I didn't have a vacant bed your size, and you were already asleep by the time you got here..." she trails off >"Don't worry, I slept just fine!" you ensure her. "But how did I end up here, anyway?" >"Oh, anon carried you here!" she replies bluntly >Now it all came back to you >Oh yeah, THAT happened yesterday... >"Anon told me you had a long and exciting day yesterday, must have been really exhausting I guess." Fluttershy continues >"Nice save!" you think >"Yeah, you know what I'm like, always giving 100%! Anyway, thanks for everything, but I have to get going. See ya!" >You start to walk towards the front door >"Ah, wait! Anon left a message I'm supposed to deliver." >She unfolds a piece of paper and readies herself >"Ahem... Boop. Wait, that's it? What does that mean?" >"..." >"..." >"..." >"ARE YOU OKAY RAINBOW?!! YOU'RE TURNING BRIGHT RED!" >... Goddamnit anon.