Miscellaneous stories of Anon booping shenanigans
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Start of the thread: 
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> I want to annoy Dash a lot repeatedly 
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>Booping ponies is considered an act of affection among ponies
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>boop pony
>she starts getting giddy and blushes
>ask her what's wrong and she runs away giggling like a school girl
>anon is confused
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>Boop Cadence
>Everyone gasps
>Before having a chance to ask what's wrong, get thrown in jail by Shining Armour for trying to seduce his wife
>Anon is confused
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>been booping Dashie
>Dashie does not like it
>"Hey Dashie"
"Anon wha-"
>boop
>Dash stares at you
>you smile retartedly and boop her again
"That's it!"
>Dash tries to punch and kick you
>you somehow magically avoid everythign thrown at you and go full Jojo's bizarre adventure on her booping her continuesly while avoiding her attacks while Dash protests
>Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop BOOOOOOOOOP
>Dash is so angry right now
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>walking around town
>run into Cheerilee and Big Mac
>"Hi, Anon!"
"Hello, Ms. Cheerilee and Mac!"
>"Eeyup."
>boop Mac on the nose
>he turns a prominent shade of apple red, smiling meekly
>Cheerilee looks shocked
>whatjusthappened.jpg
>you look at her in confusion
>she looks like she's going to murder you
>well this is awkward
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>Boop applebloom
>Applejack and big mac see from afar and come running
>Big mac tackles you to the ground as applejack grabs applebloom
>Police show up and charge you with pedophilia
>Anon is confused
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>Boop Luna
>Everyone stands there in shock
>Awkward pause
>Luna boops you back
>The next day, you are marrying Moonbutt
>Anon is confused
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>Boop an evil wizard
>The evil wizard suddenly smiles and becomes a good wizard
>Celestia noticed all of this, and turns you into a prince with majestic wings
>Anon is confused
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>Boop Fluttershy
>Fluttershy squeaks and flies away, Rainbow Dash speed
>Applejack sees her fleeing
>Attacks you for scaring her friend
>Fluttershy comes back blushing and boops you back
>Anon is confused 
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>Boop Discord
>The finger goes straight through him acting like a portal, appearing in your rectum
>Anon isn't that surprised really 
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>Boop Celestia
>Guards tackle you
>Celestia calls them off
>They back away slowly, spears still pointed in your direction
>You stand up and face her
>Everyone is quiet
>She smiles and gently returns your boop
>Evidently, royal boops can be overwhelming
>You die in the hospital from boop overdose
>Equestria mourns your death
>Anon is confused
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>Boop meat
>Meat just sits there
>Anon is confused
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>go to the park
>see derpy and dinky playing on the grass
>walk over and boop derpy greeting her
>she giggles and dinky gasps
>she blushes and boops you back
>dinky is babbling like a kid about a new parent
>go to derpy's house for dinner
>have a pleasant date
>marry derpy
>live out your days happily with new wife
>Anon is confused

boops are magic 
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>Dash lies on the grass reading the latest Daring Do novel, oblivious to your malicious intent
>You flick her tail upwards, as she swivels her head around.
>"Oh, hey Anon."
>You ignore her and flick her tail again, which swishes from side to side.
>"Hey, what do you think you're doing?"
>A third flick, and Dash's face begins to flush in annoyment.
>"Cut it out!"
>You begin to tickle her dock, before she recoils in instinct.
"Am I annoying you, Dash?" You ask with a grin.
>Rainbow Dash bucks you in the face so hard you die, and lives happily ever after 
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>Boop Sombra
>At first, he has a look of confusion on his face
>Suddenly, light starts to shoot out of his body and he screams in pain
>Sombra gets disintegrated by the light and explodes
>Everyone cheers at you for using the power of love to defeat the king of darkness
>In honour of your courageous move, Celestia sets up a stained glass window in Canterlot depicting you booping Sombra
>Anon is confused
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>Boop Twilight
>She is confuse
>Reads book
>Asks you out next day
>Anon is confuse
>Twilight brings you to Canterlot to show off her new boyfriend
>Celestia and Luna surprised
>They have a sister meeting
>Agree they are jealous
>They demand boops from you
>Twilight butthurt
>Media gets story out
>All of Equestria demand boops
>Luna imprisons you
>Forced to be Royal Boop Bitch
>Anon is very confuse 
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>scratch the tip of your nose
>ponies comment how narcissistic Anon is
>Anon is confuse 
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>Be Anon.
>Creep into Luna's Royal Bed Chambers.
>Crab walk across the marble floor in order to minimise noise.
>Stealth jump onto the bed.
>Straddle Luna's muzzle.
>Unzip dick.
>Ballsack droops over her face.
>Luna opens her eyes.
>"Forsooth and verily, Anon, what is this?"
"On Earth, we call this the Butt Boop."
>To demonstrate, you boop her nose with your anus.
>Luna is confused.
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Light firework
Place in butt
>we call this one the firework game
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>Boop mirror
>Reality tears apart
>Thousands of families are visible, melting and disentigrating
>Anon isn't confuse 
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>drink magic 'go to equestria' bleach potion
>minor discomfort
>leave behind a grieving family with no closure
>anon is a bad person 
## Cheers !!E2UYZrMaxa+  
>Go on stage and boop Trixie
>Crowd gasps in shock
>Trixie stops everything and stare through anon's soul
>Trixe insult anon with every word she has in the book before calling the police
>As you get taken away by the police out back she throws one of her crumpled up flyers
>A kiss mark in the corner and Xs and Ox
>Anon is confused
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>Boop Cadence
>A snarl, a flash of green flame and two needle-like fangs sinking into your fingers.
>Chrysalis leers up at you, having presumed the booping to be some form of aggression.
>Chrysalis is confused.
>Anon is in quite a bit of discomfort. 
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>Boop Sweetie Belle for being cute
>She blabs to everyone that she's no longer a virgin with her big mouth
>Forced to take responsibility
>Married to filly
>Anon is confused
>Sweetie belle now wants the dick boop
>She wants the dick
>She wants the boop
>Bitch wants the dick
>She wants the boop
>This is boop 
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>boop Celestia
>boop!
>anon is in heaven 
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>Boop Mayor Mare
>She boops back
>Next day she's arranged the wedding
>Everyone comes to watch
>Mayor declares you married
>Trips over dress
>Breaks skull
>Anon is Mayor of Ponyville
>Anon is confused 
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>Boop Berry Punch
>Being drunk, she misses when she tries to boop you
>Accidentally boops her cousin , Cherry Berry
>Cherry Berry pissed
>Boops you
>Threesome with Berry cousins
>Drunk sex
>Angry sex
>Anon is confused 
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>See Dash talking with friends
>Say hi
>Begin motion to boop her
>She blushes and turns around
>End up booping her butt
>Her butt blushes and boops you back
>Marry Dash's butt next day
>A heartbroken dash cries as you and her butt exchange wedding vows
>Live happily with her butt for the rest of your years
>Anon is confused 
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>Anon sees a griffon flying over the Everfree
>goes into the forest, finds where she lands
>sneaks up on her
>boops her on the beak
>Gilda blinks in confusion
>slowly leans forward with her tail raised
>low, pleased purr rumbles through her
>anon is confused 
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>Be friends with Dash
>Hanging out one day
>Commence wrestling match
>Accidentally boop her nipple
>"I... I gotta go Anon..."
>Dash leaves
>Story gets out that you raped her
>She chooses not to press charges
>Never speaks to you again
>Anon is alone
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>See Dash walking along with Scootaloo
>Scootaloo talking a hundred miles a minute at her idol
>Boop Scootaloo on the nose
>Scootaloo doesn't see you
>Scootaloo jumps around thinking Dash booped her
>Scootaloo boops Dash
>Dash is shocked
>Dash blinks for a moment, and then flees
>Scootaloo is confused
>Scootaloo starts crying
>Anon realises he accidentally broke Dash and Scoots' friendship
>Anon is confused and alone 
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>be anon at Summer Wrap Up Festival
>see Fleetfoot
>walk up to her and commence booping of the nose
>Fleetfoot can make out Luna making out with Big Mac on the Ferris Wheel
>breaks down crying before your eyes
>anon is confuse 
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>"Hold on, anon! I'm not ready!"
"I'm coming whether you like it or not!"
>"Anon, please wait!"
"No!"
>Dash screams in defeat as you sail over her head and slam the ball into the basketball hoop
"Ha!...I...win!" you manage to say in between pants
>Dash crosses her arms and huffs
>"No fair! My headband was loose! Why didn't you let me fix it?"
>You don't respond, only walking up to her and kneeling down, booping her on the nose
>She looks at your finger cross-eyed, her frown slowly melting
>She laughs a little
>"Best out of three?"
"You're on." 
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>Be Anon
>Day whatever in Equestria
>Cavity from too many cupcakes
>Fucking Pinkie
>Visit Colgate
>Colgate can't take eyes off your teeth and fingers
>Ahem
>Snaps out, ushers you to exam chair
>Sight of cavity, lets out a gasp
>Thankfully Equestria has anesthesia spells that work without needles or gas
>Colgate is busy with her ministrations
>Room is soon filled with drilling sounds
>After 2 minutes, Anon is bored
>Boop Colgate
>Instantly tenses up, blushing
>Loses magical grip, tooth drill sinks to gum
>Blood pooling in mouth but no pain
>Anon is not confused, you deserved it
>She lets out a stream of tearful apology, as if it's the end of the world
>Black out from blood loss
>Last thing you feel is Colgate's tongue lapping at the drilled gum
>Tongue in mouth
>Did she just...?
>Anon is confused 
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>Knock on Twilight's door
>She answers
>"Hi Anon, what are you-"
"IMMA BOOP THAT NOSE NIGGA."
>Twilight is confused
>You leave and she follows you out of curiosity.
>Repeat this at every Element of Harmony's house.
>Rainbow Dash asks how you're flying.
"Imma boop that nose niiiiiggaaa."
>They all follow you into the woods.
>They keep asking you what you mean.
>Knock on Zecora's hut.
>She moonwalks out.
>You boop her nose.
>She gasps.
>"Nigga boop mah nose, you see dis hos?!"
>Get arrested for hate crime.
>Slide metal cup on cell bars.
"I BOOP THAT NIGGA'S NOOOOOSE!" 
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>Freakshow in Equestria
>All ponies scared/disgusted by you
>Never speak to or look at you
>Sitting on wall one day drunk
>Who fucking cares
>You're basically town hobo
>Scootaloo scoots up beside you
>You stare at her
>She stares at you
>You smile
>She smiles
*squee*
>She reaches up and boops your nose
>Town reacts by ostracizing her
>She regrets touching you
>Anon is confused and alone
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>Curious as to why ponies freak out for boops
>Boop yourself while eating lunch
>Ponies start throwing up
>Spike walks up to you
>Throws up on you
>Vomit is fire
>Actually is letter delivery
>Scroll from Celestia
>Fined for public indecency
>Anon is confused 
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What is the difference between a boop and a punch to the nose? 
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Now that I think about it, you could combine them to make aboopse.
The booping would start gently, and become more forceful.
>Ahaha anon, stop that!
>Hey, you're being too rough
>Ow. Stop, you're hurting me
It continues until you're full-on punching pony in the snout.
Fists connecting with delicate bones, over and over. Weeping and bleeding from the muzzle.
It would take years of therapy just to stop the flinching. 
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>pony gets new lover
>"You're so beautiful..."
>goes in for a boop
>"NO!"
>breaks down in tears
>pony is confuesd
>I- I'm sorry I forgot..
>Don't worry, it's my fault
>I know you don't like ponies touching you there
>It's okay, let's just forget about it
>But why, what happened to you?
>I don't want to talk about it
>What, you can't even tell your own boyfriend?
>Please, let's just drop the subject
>You don't trust me? That's just great.
>Please!
>I can't even kiss you, let alone even go near your face!
>Don't do this! Honey, come back to bed
>You can keep your damn bed, and your secrets!
Pony spends the next hour caressing her snout and crying into her sheets until she falls asleep, alone in bed. 
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>boop rainbow dash
>she giggles and runs off
>you're confused
>next day she wears makeup
>looks like her first attempt to look pretty without rarara's help
>also wears a dress
>hangs out with you all day
>she boops you too sometimes
>human noses doesn't scrunch like ponies
>it hurts 
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>At a picnic with mane 6.
>Lying on the ground with Rainbow Dash being cool
>You turn to her and give her a boop on the nose
>She tells you she's a lesbian, but still wants you as a friend
>Anon is confused 
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>ponies boop anon
>cartridge isn't as flexible
>flat hooves feels like bumping into a wall
>take pain like man
>end of day, nose is bruised and leaning left
>ask Twilight to fix nose
>"I don't know how to do that! What is this, a fanfic where I can pulls spells out of my-"
>Twi rants while you head home, nursing your aboopsed nose
>anon is in pain
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>Hanging out at Canterlot Park with Celestia.
>She treats you as royalty like herself and gives you special treatment as and'endangered species'.
>Shit IS pretty cash.
>You're laying on the grass beside her.
>"What do you think of Equestria so far, Anon?"
>You rub your chin.
"I have a great time every day. And you treat me so well."
>You roll over and boop her muzzle.
>She blinks and her head shakes.
>She lets out a huge sneeze.
"Oh, sorry Princess-"
>Celestia jumps up and her wings extend.
>Her face is flushed and her eyes are half closed like she's having the Royal Orgasm.
>You watch in wonder as the Princess of the Sun starts bucking and breying all around the park.
"What."
>She stops and trots proudly back to you with a huge smile on her face.
>"Your most precious of gifts was the most wonderful thing I have recieved in hundreds of years, Anonymous."
>She presses your chest with a hoof, then wraps her long body around you; snaking her tail around your waist and down your leg.
"Princess? Um?"
>She nuzzles her cheek against your neck and hums.
>You can feel a soothing warmth flowing from her body into yours.
>You lay staring at the sky in the park with Princess Celestia wrapped around you, humming each time she breathes.
>You are confused and warm. 
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>Be sitting on a bench
>see Rarity trot by in a fabulous dress
>boop her on the nose as she passes
>she turns to you in bewildered shock
>blush appears on her marshmallow face
>boop her again for good measure
>"A-a-anon" she stutters
>look at her confused
>press your finger into her soft, malleable face
>"A-anon please. . ." she moans softly
>notice her hooves shifting in a crossed fashion
>lean next to her ear and whisper
>"rarara smells nice"
>her body shivers at your voice
>"Anon. . I-I. . ."
>hush her with another boop
>her tail flicks upwards, displaying a dampness in her gown
>anon is confuse 
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>Be Anon
>Relaxing on the park bench
>You hear giggling behind you
>Look behind you
>No one there
>Huh
>Turn around to face you guessed it Lyra
>"H-hi, Anon," she stutters.
>Even though she comes off as a little creepy, you have to admit, she's kind of cute
>Cute enough for a friendly boop
>You reach out your hand to bestow her with the blessing of the boop gods when she suddenly grabs your hand
>Then she proceeds to stick your finger in her mouth
>You hardly had time to process what was going on when she began to suck on your index finger, ravaging it sloppily with her tongue.
>You didn't know whether to be aroused or weirded out.
Wat do? 
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>run around ponyville booping all their noses
>you notice the ponies start getting aggravated
>they start arguing amongst themselves
>soon fighting breaks out
>civil war in ponyville
>the conflict eventually escalates to a nationwide conflict
>Luna leads one side, Celestia leads the other
>bat ponies and fluffy ponies are put into deathcamps
>6 million of them die
>final battle
>Luna and Celestia face off with their respective armies, the last of ponykind
>epic fight
>only Luna and Celestia survive, but so weak neither can fight
>they collapse next to each other
>walk up to them, kneel down and boop their noses at the same time
>both summon just enough strength to kill the other
>all the ponies are dead
>anon is confused 
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>be Anon
>strolling through the market place
>ponies walk past you obvious of your evil 

>ten minutes later, a scream is heard
>the crowd gather around the origin of the sound
>it's a filly
>she is sobbing incontrollably
>between hiccups, she said somepony had booped her
>she didn't have the time to see the culprit
>another filly have been aboopsed
>the serial booper had struck again

>be Anon again walking home
>the filly's nose was so soft
>this sensation is incredible
>you could do that everyday
>nobody can stop you 
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>Hanging out with Roseluck
>She grows your weed for you since you introduced it to her
>Rose hands you another fat sack at no charge
>To give thanks, you boop her nose
>She moans and bucks
"What?"
>She jumps up and boops your nose
>"I didn't know you felt that way about me."
>You cough up blood
>Rose screams
>Your teeth all fall out and your intestines fall through your colon
>Should have never booped in Equestria
>You are not confused
>You are dead.

GAME OVER
boop again?
[YES] [NO] 
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>Be Anon
>Be on Earth
>Boop pony on nose
>Pony doesn't react
>Anon is confused 
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>Boop Bugbutt
>She is purified into white flutterpone alicorn
>Celestia is pleased
>Marries you to Bugbutt
>Live on happily with all the flutterpones for eternity
>Anon is confused 
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>pony is on earth
>meets people
>fish out of water hijinks
>meets anon
>falls for him
>boops anons nose
>accidentally knocks anon unconscious and breaks his nose
>gets charged with assault
>pony is confused 
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>At Applejack's place.
>She does other shit than just work.
>All of her friends are there and you're all playing fetch with Winona.
>She comes up to you , begging for her toy with big sparkly eyes.
"Aww, you're too cut."
>You bend over and press her nose.
"Boop."
>All of the ponies gasp.
>Applejack pulls on her hat, "Anon! What ya'll doin' with Winona!?"
>Rarity gags, "oh my! How FILTHY!"
>Twilight looks ashamed to be your friend.
>Pinkie Pie won't stop giggling.
>Rainbow Dash is a cunt.
>Fluttershy actually looks really turned on.
>You are fucking confused. 
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>Boop pone vag
>Pone blushes
>Try to remove hand
>Finger stuck in vag
>It starts pulling you in
>Scream as you become devoured alive by pone vag
>Pone absorbs your nutrients, storing enough energy for the coming winter
>Pone away satisfied, humming a tune
>No trace of you to be found
>Anon is confused
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>be inna castle at night
>moonbutt's court is in session
>last foreign dignitary is dismissed
>damn that was boring, good thing this boring job has you standing near the throne all night
>moonbutt comes back from whatever ponies do at 3am
>yawn loudly
>Luna engages you in conversation , you get her to laugh
>damn she looks cute still gigglin
>think bout how you gonna mash that gabber mate, swear on me mum's life
>as she is coming down from her gigglefest you slyly boop da fuk outta dat nose
>pony in headlights look, batpony to your left gives you a holy shit look
>keep eyes straight forward, await your destruction
>20 minutes or something goes by...you turn around and the princess is gone
>Batpony tells you it was nice to serve with you
>throne room doors burst open some time later
>slowly moving forward are the two princesses
>eyes forward mate, statesque demeanor
>royal voice decrees that you are to be imprisoned
>bright light flash....rub eyes....you're in a bedroom
>hear a soothing and familiar voice behind you, a warm breath washes across your left ear
>anon is confused 
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>Some day in Equestria
>wandering around at night out of idle boredom
>find Scootaloo sitting under some bushes
>she's asleep
>must have nowhere to stay
>you sit down next to her, the movement wakes her
>she's embarrassed, but likes the company anyway
>feeling a little sad for the lost, homeless filly
>you playfully boop her nose
>Scootaloo blushes
>her tiny wings buzz faster than you've ever seen them
>the next day, she tells her friends
>they tell their sisters
>shotgun wedding to adorable flightless filly
>spend your evenings together gently caressing her soft nose
>agree nothing further until she's an adult
>go to sleep every night seeing her smiling happily
>anon is confused but content 
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>boop Pinkie right there in Sugarcube Corner
>she just bursts into laughter, doesn't even care
>the Cakes see it
>the customers see it
>ponies are natural gossips
>soon everypony knows Pinkie doesn't care if she's booped
>town boopslut
>pinkie is depressed by her reputation
>anon is confused 
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Let us translate that into human terms.

>Pinkie Pie is bent over a table in Sugarcube Corner.
>You can't resist the temptation and get your dick out, ramming it in half-erect just right in front of everyone.
>Pinkie doesn't even seem surprised. She giggles and cheers you on as your thrusts intensify.
>Soon, everyone in the room is hypnotised by the rhythmical wet slapping noises emerging from your balls hitting Pinkie's marehood.
>Pinkie slaps you on the ass and tells you to go faster.
>You grunt and comply, and soon you spray your hot seed all over her pony ass.
>Everyone saw it.
>The customers did.
>The cakes did.
>The cake twins did.
>Gossip starts to make its rounds.
>Soon everypony knows that Pinkie is the biggest cumslut in town.
>Pinkie is depressed by her reputation.
>Anon still is confused.
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>Be Anon.
>Be in Equestria because you drank the bleach.
>Meet the Princesses, because you're special and shit.
>Not the downs syndrome kind of special though.
>Luna giggles at the occasional joke you crack while talking to them.
>Boop her on the nose.
>Everyone gasps
>"THOU SHALT NOT BOOPETH THY PRINCESS, MORTAL" she yells in her royal Canterlot voice.
"B-But I just wanted to-"
>"PRE-MARITAL BOOPING IS A SIN!"
"I-I am terribly sorry, Princess-"
>"THUS, THOU SHALT MARRY THE PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT RIGHT AWAY, SO YOU MAY CONTINUE THE BOOBINGS LEGALLY"
>You shrug and put a ring on it.
>Anon is confused and married 
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>Mane six save the day
>back in Ponyville
>Pinkie wants to throw a party
>realizes she doesn't have her party cannon
>everypony panics
>Pinkie turns to you and says seriously "I need you to boop my nose."
>all the other ponies watching, aghast
>"BOOP ME! I NEED IT!"
>boop her nose
>pic related
>party saved
>anon is confused and hero of Ponyville 
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>Walking through Ponyville
>catch sight of a marshmallow flank sticking out between two houses
>move a little to see what Rarity is doing
>see Spike is in the little alley way
>he boops her nose
>she giggles in a ladylike fashion
>you laugh because it's cute
>laughing catches other ponies' attention
>suddenly town is in an uproar
>Rarity is ostracized for babybooping
>Spike is taken back to Canterlot
>the Mane six all hate you for calling attention to Rarity's mistakes
>anon is confused 
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"How dare you catch a pedophile!"
"We hate you, Anon!" 
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It's more like disrupting a little playful flirting between two of their friends that they know isn't harmful at all. 
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>"How could you, Anon? All he did was platonically stick his dick into her. You probably think that a friendly blowjob counts as sex, you pervert."
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What are you even talking about?

Anon is confused. 
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>Your walking back from a lecture in the ponyville library
>lecture was on how to adapt to equestrian lifestyle
>you were made to go by princess moonbutt after she caught you murdering thousands of fluffy ponies in a dream
>she thought it would help you be more sensitive and caring
>"what does she know?"
>anyways, the lecture was over... 
>it was about 4:50
>just enough time to race home and make dinner before watching a pony version of wheel of fortune
>As your walking on your somewhat decent trip home, you notice that a orange filly is following you
>odd 
>most ponies in ponyville are downright scared of you... You know, for being the only human in equestria
>you turn around to confront the filly 
>just as you do, she bolts to an adjacent alley
>*sigh* typical....
>you continue on your stroll
>15min later, you notice she's on your trail again
>this time you're smart
>you slow your pace down enough to the point where she doesn't notice your new found proximity 
>with a snap of reflexes you lunge backwards and snatch the orange filly
>she screams
>she's screaming a lot
>she's gunna atract attention
>ohshit
>without thinking you boop her nose
>she becomes quiet
>to quiet
>you notice she's starting to blush 
Rather brightly 
>without a warning she bolts off again and disappears 
>you shrug it off and retreat to your man cave on the outside of town
>your comftorably reclined on a sofa
Around 11pm, slowly dozing off, when you hear a knock at the door
>you get up to answer it
>ohshit.....
>royal gaurds with a warrant for your arrest
>charges
>uncocentual booping in a public location
>fuck
>you are detained and sentence to 3 months in the royal dungeon, no parole, as well as 6 months of more sensitivity lectures at the ponyville library
>anon is angry and confused 
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>Boop Rarity
>She blushes
>"I am flattered, Anon, but I'm afraid I don't think of you that way."
"Huh?"
>"Although it possibly wouldn't hurt to experiment a little. I've always been one of...exotic tastes."
"That's not what I me-"
>"Very well. Since you've been so bold, come pick me up tonight at 8. I assume that you already have a place in mind?"
"Uhhh"
>"You have such a way with words, Anon! No need for a dinner date. Follow me," she says with half-lidded eyes
>She picks you up with her magic and carries you to her bedroom
>"When I'm through with you, you won't be able to walk for days, darling."
>Anon is confused 
##
>At the Grand Galloping Gala
>Applejack is your date
>She's very nervous and awkward with things of this nature
>She has mostly been standing to the side 
>Trying to blend in to the background
>You bring her a drink
"You gotta loosen up AJ! Here, drink this and then we'll dance."
>She takes the drink, "ah know Anon, I'm just not really... Girly. Ahm sorry yer not havin' a good time."
>She drains the drink in one go.
>You rub her ear, making her sigh and her back legs wobble.
"Atta girl. And I'm having a great time."
>You boop her nose.
>Applejack makes an odd hiccup sound and her legs give out.
"AJ!"
>You bend down and see a puddle of liquid leaking from underneath her.
>She blushes brightly and looks at you horrified.
>She's still leaking piss on the floor and all over her dress.
"I... I'm sorry Applejack! Are you okay?"
>She looks down in absolute shame with her ears drooping.
>"P-please git me outta here, sugarc-cube..."
>You scoop her up, not caring that she's still leaking and run with her out of the Gala.
>"Ahm so embarrassed..."
"Don't be. I will never tell a soul."
>You smile and boop her nose again.
>She squeaks.
"Haha, looks like you've gotten it out of your system."
>She lightly hits your head and covers her face.
>"Dagnabbit..." 
##
>Pony is staring
>Looking at her reflection
>She slowly lifts a hoof, and presses it to the mirror
"...boop" 
##
>in Equestria
>anon notices loving pony couples booping one another and blushing
>boops his girlfriend
>she's all blushy and giggly and flattered
>things if finger is good, dick must be better
>boops with dick
>slips and presses into her nose
>pony terrified
>made the fatal mistake of sticking it in her booper
>ostracized
>anon is confused and alone 
##
>Be Twilight
>Go through mirror to Earth
>Meet Flash
>Boop Flash on nose
>Flash laughs
>Next day, Flash didn't show up for the wedding
>Twilight is confused 
##
>Walk into Sugarcube Corner
>Get a delicious cupcake from Mrs Cake
>Give her a boop in appreciation
>She blushes furiously, glancing over her shoulder
>Mr Cake standing there, too fucking beta to do anything about it
>Marry Mrs Cake, Mr Cake thrown out into the streets
>Now a parent of two baby pones and owner of pastry shop
>Anon is confused