https://www.fimfiction.net/story/357694/the-sparkle-census

We understand this is all quite sudden
But we promise it all proves beneficial in the end
If you'll withhold your confusion
If you'll withhold your panic
Just fill out this form right here
You, the Element of Magic

Out there, there's many of your kind
Who seek existence's outer lines
Here's your number; get in queue
The orientation's starting soon

I've never seen a place like this before
There's bookstores, papers, and quills galore
They say "ex pluribus scientia"
Well, welcome to the Sparkle Census

Hayburgers made to order!

So step right into our research wing
In here you'll find the multiverse is really not so large
Not at all for many purple beings
Not at all for Twilights all combined
No friendship problem can withstand
No science problem out of mind

All things you see just aren't all
When you are cut from purple cloth
Take a lecture, pay some dues
Questions are many, answers are few

I've never seen a place like this before
There's bookstores, papers, and quills galore
They say "ex pluribus scientia"
Well, welcome to the Sparkle Census

There's so much to know
The fabric of this world is just a scroll to be unfurled
There's so much to learn
Come and see displayed the outer workings of your brain