Originally uploaded to Pastebin: January 26th, 2013
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Baratone: "Hello Nebulus you are very cool and also I want you to write a story
Nebulus: "Well ok then, Baratone. Anything for you"
Baratone: "You are cool"
Nebulus: "Yes."

Then this happened.
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>Day Equeous in Aquestria
>Wait, I fucked that up. Lemmie try that again.
>Day Aqueous in Equestria
>Be Fluttershy - Sea Pony
>Wake up
>Shit, shower, shave.
>You shit, and watch it float upwards
>Shower, by just living in the sea
>Shave
>You don't actually shave.
>Swim around your cave and make some breakfast
>Delicious algae
>Finish eating and head out for the day
>It's a boring life
>You spend most of the time getting pampered because of your father's position - King of the Seaponies
>Recently, he's been pestering you about getting married 
>But nop0ny around here is very interesting
>Or nice
>You sigh and continue drifting through the ocean currents on the way to your destination: Father's house
>It's a massive cave, a few guards are posted outside, holding tridents and wearing bored expressions
>Can't really blame them, it's incredibly dull around here
>They see you coming and let you past, grunting something about him expecting you
>You drift over to the 'Throne room'
>It's just a pile of nice looking rocks that father likes to sit on
>Father sees you enter, and he smiles warmly
>"Fluttershy! How are you, my sweet?"
Umm... I-I'm ok...
>"That's my girl! Listen, I have wonderful news! You're getting married!"
W-what?
>You try your best to look angry
>Instead you end up hiding behind your mane
>Fucking social anxiety disorder
>He laughs heartily
>"That's right! I found you a great guy. He's strong, looks pretty good and has a very prestigious job!"
But I don't want-
>"Who is he, you ask? Why, he's right outside!"
>Father bellows at the top of his lungs
>"RODNEY! GET IN HERE!"
>A bright green seapony swims into the room
>He carries himself with an arrogance rarely seen around these parts
>"Kingy. 'Shy. Sup?"
>Father laughs
>"Oh you. You and your "hip" new phrases"
F-father, I don't-
>"The wedding is next week, Fluttershy. You two go have fun bonding or whatever it is kids do these days"
But-
>Rodney grabs your arm and drags you out of the cave
>Father grins and waves as you go
>Rodney drags you behind the cave, out of sight.
>"So, babe. We gonna do it or what?"
>He starts performing the seapony mating ritual
>Gurgling and marking the area with his scent while having a seizure
>You shake your head and swim away before he can start the second act of the ritual - Rigorous public masturbation
>You try to fight back tears and other complicated emotions that you don't fully understand due to a terrible upbringing
>You're a princess of the Seaponies, for Azshara's sake. You deserve better than this
>You think about your options
>Princess
>Wealthy
>Famous
>Loved by all
>...
>Welp. Looks like suicide is your only option. Ahh, the curse of being an angsty teenager.
>You turn your gaze to the surface
>Shudder
>Father always said that terrible monsters lurk beyond the surface
>And that there's no water, so seaponies will die if they stay there too long
>Sounds good enough.
L-let's get this suicide on the road!
>You speed along towards the surface in a diagonal direction
>The seabed is getting closer to the surface, along with you
>You wonder what it will look like on the surface, and how scary the monsters will be
>Quivering with excitement from the idea of your imminent death, you surge through the water, the bright lights above the water becoming more alluring with each second
>When you are a few inches from the surface, you pause
>May as well savour the moment
>You slowly poke your head through the water and look around
>And there it is.
>'Land', as Father called it.
>It's wonderful.
>You look out upon the surface world, your mouth under the water so you can breathe
>There's sand up here, as well. And strange looking creatures. They look like seaponies. But they don't have fins
>Something catches your eye
>You look towards one of the creatures running along the sand, giggling
>She's holding something in her mouth
>Looks like a piece of clothing, like the kind Father has in his private collection
>And then
>In a barrage of profanity, rage, and incoherent screaming, you see him
>A tall creature unlike anything you've ever seen is chasing the landpony
>His long legs allow him to stride after it, bounding over the sand at an incredible speed
>"I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING PANTS YOU SON OF A BITCH"
>The landpony laughs and shouts back over the 'pants' in her mouth
>"YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST, MONKEY BOY!"
>Monkey Boy... What a beautiful name
>You stare, transfixed by the majesty of the creature before you
>He eventually catches up to the landpony and tackles her, his strong arms ripping the pants out of her mouth and swiftly hitting her in the ribs
>The landpony squeals as Monkey Boy drags her by her tail towards the ocean
>"NO! ANON, PLEASE DON'T!"
>The landpony is laughing while she pleads
>'Anon' hurls her into the sea with a roar
>He's so strong...
>The landpony hits the sea quite a distance away from you
>Anon spits on the sand and glares at the place where the landpony hit the water
>His eyes scan the ocean
>And then he looks directly at you
>You both hold each other's gaze for what seems like an eternity
>Your heart flutters and your jaw drops open under the water
>Anon raises an eyebrow and offers a slight wave
>You stick a fin out of the water and wave back
>The cold air feels strange on your fin. But you don't care. All that you care about now is Anon
>Beautiful, beautiful Anon
>He turns away from you and walks further inland
W-wait! Don't go...
>He probably didn't hear it. You whispered it and your mouth is underwater
>You sigh and watch him go
>Once he's out of sight you duck back below the water and start to head home
>Your mind is nothing but Anon
>His exotic body
>His strength
>His voice
>Everything about him screams sex appeal.
>You wouldn't mind marrying him instead of Rodney...
>...
BY AZSHARA.
>You swim back home as fast as you can, a plan forming in your mind
>You'll need to pay a visit to a friend first
>Well, not exactly a friend... More of a-

>"Fluttershy! My dear! How are you?"
>You wince as Chrysalis drapes tentacle over your shoulder
>She's a gross combination of an octopus, a seapony, and cheese.
>Seriously. She's covered in holes.
F-fine, Chrysalis...
>"Come now, Fluttershy. You can call me Chrys."
Chris?
>"Sure. Why not. What can I do for you?"
Umm... W-well I was wondering if you c-could turn m-me into a landpony...
>"A Pony, you say? Hmm... That sounds plausible. Though there are three kinds, you know. Which do you desire to be?"
O-oh. Umm. W-what kinds are there?
>"Unicorns, Pegasi and Earth Ponies."
Ok... Unicorn sounds uhh. Nice.
>"I don't do Unicorns, Pick another"
Earth Pony?
>"Don't be boring, Fluttershy"
...
>"Pegasus it is!"
>She squeezes your shoulder with her tentacle
>"But as you know... I'll want something in return..."
I-I can give you all the gold you want?
>"No no, darling. I require something a bit more valuable than gold."
>You tremble
>"Although, you haven't told me. Why exactly do you want to become a pony?"
Oh! Well I found the most wonderful thing above land and he's strong and handsome and has a really big d-
>"Slow down, deary. What's this about a really big D?"
>You tell Chris about your adventure to the surface, and the incredible being called "Anon"
>Chris smiles at you and develops a hungry look in her eye as you tell your story
>"He sounds... Magnificent"
Oh he is! I-I'm going to marry him... He'll have to when I tell him that I'm a princess!
>Chris coughs and averts her gaze for a moment
>"Yes, well. All in good time, my dear. Now, about that payment"
Of course. What do you want?
>Chris ponders this
>He smile widens
>"I want your voice."
M-my voice?
>"Of course! That's my offer. I turn you into a pony, but you give me your voice."
I-I don't know...
>"Take it or leave it, dear. I'll give you time to think about it."
>She turns around and starts checking herself out in a mirror, dragging a bone-comb through her thin green holey hair
B-but I thought you were going to ask for something else... D-don't you want to help me?
>Chris turns to face you again
>"But of course my dear! That's what I do!"
>You hear music begin in the background
>Chris spins to the source of it
>A few seaponies with various instruments are sat in the corner
>"We doin' a musical number, ma'am?"
>Chris growls
>"We don't have a big enough budget for a musical number, boys. You know that. Get the hell out of here!"
>The seaponies grumble and pack up their kit, swimming out of the cave in search of more musical number opportunities
I... Uhh-
>"Don't mind them, darling. Times are tough with this economy. But I can't afford to be singing, as much as I'd like to."
>You stare at her, perplexed
>She clears her throat
>"Now uhh. Your voice, please."
B-but I like my voice! And how will I woo Anon without it?
>"Body language, darling. Just shake your hips a few times and give him the ol' bedroom eyes"
I don't know...
>"Look, Fluttershy. Stallions don't tend to care much about what you have to say, only what you can do with your lips. Just show him a good time, and he'll be all over you."
Really?
>"Yes. Now. You must make Anon fall in love with you within 3 hours, or else you'll turn back into a Seapony. And also you'll become my sex-slave."
>She strokes you with a tentacle
>Shudder
>"Voice. Gimmie."
Ok... L-lets do it.
>"Wonderful! Just sign here"
>She materialises a contract
>You read it carefully
>"I O U 1 VOICE - ........"
>You write your name on the dotted line and the scroll vanishes in a flash of green fire
>Chris chuckles
>"Excellent"
>She cracks her neck and begins waving her hooves around
>She breakdances in front of you for a few seconds, then switches it up to a slow ballroom dance
>You watch, confused as hell
>Once the ballroom dance is done, Chris recites a few lines of the Seapony national anthem, sneezes, kicks over a rock and slaps you.
>"Hocus Pocus, Make this Seapony a Land-horse."
What-
>There's a loud explosion and a flash of green, followed by you blacking out

>Waves gently crash against the shore, and you stir from your sleep
>Yawning, you look around
>You're sat on sand, and can see the ocean stretching before you
>Gasp
>You stand up, then fall over
>Looking down, you see that your fins and tail are now 4 legs
>You shakily stand up, your legs wobbling violently
>Breathe out slowly
>Ok, Fluttershy. You can do this. You're just a land-creature. You'll be fine
>"Who are you talking to?"
>You scream and take off running towards the ocean, tripping up several times along the way
>You reach the water and throw yourself in, your mouth filling with salt-water
>Tastes like shit
>You try to breathe but find that the water can no longer sustain you
>Damnable biology
>A pair of hands wrenches you out of the water
>You gasp for air
>"Are you insane?"
>You gaze up at your saviour
>Anon stares down at you, a concerned look on his face
>You try not to cream yourself right then and there
>You fail
>Pray that your water drenched fur covers it up
>Anon sniffs the air
>"What is that... Oh."
>He drops you
>"Fuckin' horse."
>He walks off, leaving you panting in the shallow waters
>Sit up
>Stare at his ass
>Oh Azshara you need a piece of that
>Scramble to your feet and stumble after him
>Trot alongside him
>He looks down and rolls his gorgeous eyes
>"Look uhhh. What's your name?"
>Fluttershy!
>You just thought that, stupid. You can't speak anymore
>You wave your hooves around in distress
>"What are you, mute?"
>Nod frantically
>"Can you write?"
>Nod again
>"Then write your name in the sand or some shit."
>You run over to a patch of wet sand and begin carving your name with the edge of your hoof
>"Flutter...shy?"
>Nod
>"Well alright then, Fluttershy. Please stop following me."
>You shake your head
>"Waddya mean, 'no'? I asked you to stop following me. This isn't up for debate."
>You prod his crotch with a hoof
>He nudges you away with a foot
>"Quit it. You're being creepy"
>He starts walking away again
>You can't let him go! Not now!
>You run after him again, stumbling a few times
>You're getting better at running
>You follow Anon to a weird looking structure, with ladders and a flag on it.
>He effortlessly jumps up onto it and sits down on a chair
>You struggle to get up, but you manage.
>He laughs at you struggling to get up
>His laugh is amazing
>You quiver again
>Eventually you get up and sit next to Anon
>You need to figure out how to get him to love you. You've got 3 hours.
>You nudge his leg
>He looks down
>"What."
>You pucker your lips and lean towards him
>He moves his head back
>"Fluttershy, I'm a lifeguard. Not a whore."
>You frown and look out across the bay
>Anon picks up two black tubes stuck to each other and looks through them
>You ponder what to do
>Chris' voice echoes through your mind
>"Just shake your hips a few times and give him the ol' bedroom eyes"
>You clear your throat
>Anon looks at you, a small smirk on his lips
>"What is it this time?"
>You show him your rear and start waving it around in his face
>He laughs
>"Oh god, stop! Stop! That's just terrible!"
>You blush
>Lock eyes with him
>And start trying to give him bedroom eyes
>He gasps and launches himself off his chair
>He grabs your shoulders
>This is it!
>And slaps you
>You squeak and nurse your cheek
>"Are you ok? You were having a seizure."
>Look up at him sadly
>He gets back in his chair
>"Look, if you want to speak, use this."
>He gives you a pencil and parchment
>You hastily scribble down your thoughts and show him, smiling.
>He takes the paper from you and reads it
>"Sea witch stole my voice. please love me."
>He stares at you
>Then starts laughing
>"Oh that's rich"
>You scowl at him
>You're getting nowhere like this.
>You'll just have to show him what you can do in bed
>Yes. This is clearly the best solution to the current situation
>You jump at Anon and start licking his face
>He flails around and falls off his chair
>"AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YA CRAZY MARE?"
>You press the attack, dry humping his chest while you ram your tongue down his throat
>Anon pushes you away, wiping his mouth with a look of disgust
>He snarls at you
>You back away in fear
>He picks you up by your tail and hurls you from the lifeguard tower
>You soar across the beach and land in the shallow waters
>You pull your head out of the sand and shake it
>Groan
>Look around
>See the lifeguard tower, complete with Anon shaking his fist angrily in your direction
>Oh the things he could do with that fist-
>Focus, Fluttershy. You have a mission
>Get in that monkey boy's pants.
>You start trotting towards the guard tower
>Before you reach it, a flash of green fire creates a scroll next to Anon
>You cock your head in puzzlement
>He pops the seal and reads it
>His eyes widen
>"Oh shit!"
>He jumps from the tower and runs further inland
>No! You need to rut him!
>You rush after him, panic filling you
>Anon carries on running further away from the sea
>You ignore the new sights and sounds, focusing solely on Anon
>Trees and grass replace the sand and sea, and Anon continues to run
>You gasp for air but keep up the chase
>Anon then stops in a clearing looking around frantically
>He pulls out the scroll he read before and reads it again
>"But... Where is-"
>A black pony strolls through the bushes surrounding the clearing
>It's covered in holes
>"Hello, Anon."
>And it's speaking in your voice
>Oh no!
>It's Chris!
>She's going to use your voice to seduce Anon and then marry him so that she doesn't have to live as a monster under the sea and forcing you to go back to where you came from and live out the rest of your days with Randal!
>And Anon will be none the wiser-
>"HOLY SHIT A CHANGELING!"
>Chris looks taken aback
>"W-what?"
>Anon leaps forwards and kicks Chris in the face
>Dragging her back before she can crawl away, Anon beats the ever loving shit out of her.
>You watch in horror as Chris screams in pain while Anon turns her into fish fingers.
>Eventually Chris stops twitching
>Anon stands up, panting, and with hands covered in blood
>You can't quite grasp what just happened
>And neither can the director
>"Alright, CUT!"
>Anon looks confused
>You sigh and walk off set
>The director runs up to Anon
>"Anon, for FUCKS sake. The story is, Chrysalis seduces you with Fluttershy's voice, AND THEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HER. NOT KILL HER."
>Anon shuffles nervously
>"S-sorry, boss. But Changelings scare me"
>The director slaps him, causing Anon to whimper
>"You're damn lucky Changelings can regenerate."
>Chris gets up, the various cuts and and bruises all over her mending themselves
>He walks up to Anon
>"Fucking hell, Anon. Can't you do anything right?"
>He storms off in search of coffee
>You sit on your chair and sip some mocha, watching Anon blurt out excuses and get all hot under the collar while the director screams at him
>You drain your cup and throw it to one side, glowering at your human co-worker
Fucking Anon.

The End