Pinkie:
> “Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!”
> Twilight leaned into the mirror staring at the message Cloudchaser had penned just below her left eye
> "What am I going to do!? I can't spend my entire life drinking milk! I'll die!"
> I laid on the floor licking my lips of the cum and milk 
“Mmmm…Milk and cum…Cumilk!” 
> What was Twilight talking about? Milk tastes delicious!

> “Pinkie, are you even listening to me!?”
> Twilight stood over me fuming with anger
> I Licked my soggy hoof and laughed
"Oh don’t be dramatic! you won't die!" I giggled  
"Milk is full of vitamins and minerals! Just think of it like you’re a foal! You’ll have a foal’s diet!”

> Twilight’s anger faded and her legs trembled grimacing at the idea.
> Her eyes were wide as she started blankly into space.
> Finally, she broke down and fell to her rump defeated, Covering her eyes with her hooves
> "I hate milk…I hate it so much…” She repeated while waving her head back and forth 
> As I continued to clean myself with my tongue I wondered how a mare could have such disdain for milk

> My stomach groaned in hunger and became violently irritated with an itchy sensation.
> It felt like my stomach was encompassed hundreds of mosquito bites from the bottom of my chest and down towards my crotch just above my boobs.

> As I scratched fitfully my hooves would occasionally sink into the small pockets of fat that ran down my stomach
> I still have no idea what they were and was getting worried
> I massaged them over my girdle and realized that they had grown dramatically sincie I last examined them.
> Swelling from the size of pimples to the proportions of a Bit in just under an hour.




> “Pinkie, What am I going to do?” Twilight sniffled under her hooves
“I…I don’t know….I don’t understand why you hate milk. It’s in practically everything.” I replied 
> I had become withdrawn from Twilights situation and became preoccupied with digging my hoove’s into the doughy tissue of the strange protrusions lining my body.
> “Don’t remind me.” she grumbled 
> Suddenly, like the snap of a whip Twilight jumped back to her hooves and began pacing around the room anxiously 
> “I know! I’ll make alcoholic milkshakes! The alcohol will drown out the taste and I’ll be too drunk to notice how awful it tastes!”
> Twilight was in full Panic mode now, she would never say something like that with a sober mind.


> I watched her pace around the room like a maniac while fitfully dragged my hooves along my inflamed moaning belly.
>  Her eyes twitched and ran sweat down her crazed expression as she bounced around the room.
> I scratched my belly and raised an eyebrow
 “Drinking alcohol all day sounds super dangerous.” 

> “It’s genius!”
> “Twilight…I think you should…Just..”
> I couldn’t think straight. My stomach was throbbing and grumbled in hunger
> As much as I wanted to help Twilight my own afflictions were getting out of hoof
> "See! You drank Cloudchasers milk now you're sick! I told you milk was bad!” The 

> I pulled myself off the floor and balanced on my hind legs and undid my girdle in the mirror
>my stomach was worse than I thought
> The bumps running down my belly were puffy pouches of fat surrounded by protrusions bubble gum pink protrusions.
> I’m not sure if this was some sort of curse or just really bizarre infection.
> But it was worsening rapidly.

> I examined the nubs with my hooves and discovered how unbelievably tender they were
> They were mushy and a little clammy. 
> I found them easy to contort.
> I could tug and pull at them with ease and the fat would melt in my hoof
> When I relieved them the  flabby skin would snap back against my stomach and jiggle

> My torso was a sickly sight and I began to worry
> if anypony saw me in this state they probably wouldn’t want to sleep with me.
> I put my girdle back on and tied the laces tight as I could
>  the pointy kernels of compressed tissue rubbed against the fabric uncomfortably.
> So…itchy!


> Luckily, Twilight was too busy  pacing around the room with her head down rambling to herself to notice.
> “Okay Twilight you can fix this! Just think! You’re a smart mare! It’s just a spell!"!”

> This wasn’t healthy
> She’d be at this all night if I didn’t stop her.
> I pushed the discomfort from my mind the best I could and when she made her way back towards me I gave her a hard smack across the cheek. 
> I learned from experience that when she got as anxious as this a hard slap was the best way to knock her back to reality.


> “Ouch!” She whined pressing her hoof to her face
“Sorry. But you’re going to make a hole in the floor with all that pacing.”
> She took a deep breath and calmed herself then looked away clearly embarrassed by how silly she was behaving.
> “Thanks Pinkie. I just don’t know what to do! That's not like me! I always know what to do!”

"Well there has to be an antidote…Where did you get this pen anyways?"
> Twilight rolled her eyes

> "Cadence. She enchanted the pen with her perverted "love" magic. Honestly Pinkie, I’ve only used the pen to keep deadlines. It’s hard to forget assignments when the consequences could mean life or death.”
> Unicorns

> My ears twitched when I heard Cadence’s name
> Twilight never liked to talk about her but like most ponies in Equestria I was infatuated with the smutty Princess.
> Unlike Luna or Celestia who are extremely reclusive Cadence loved attention
> Her life is an open book and nothing was off the table.
> She allowed publications to write whatever they wanted about her without restriction.
>Because of this she’s garnered lots of public interest.

> Most ponies I know kept up with her exploits through magazines and tabloids.
> Every issue had a picture of her plastered across the cover doing something scandalous or shameful

> Everypony knew that most of the news was phony but what we know for certain about her was so depraved that no pony could distinguish what was true or false.
> I chuckled remembering all the headlines ver the past month:
> “Cadence attends orgy: Doesn’t invite husband.”
> “Princess of Love gets stomach pumped after blow bang”
> “Princess Cadence wears a leash and collar to Yakyakastan summit declares “Yak cock, best cock.”

> She never confirmed or denied any of these allegations leaving speculation grow wild  
> How could I NOT ask Twilight about Cadence whenever she brought her up?
> Twilight was probably one of the only ponies that knew the truth about the whorish princess


“I read in the Equestria Inquiry that Cadence sleeps with Yaks? Is that true?”
> Twilight closed her eyes and sighed 
> “Pinkie if you knew what Cadence was really like you’d avoid her just like I do. She’s not what everypony thinks…Even those silly tabloids with their ridiculous headlines couldn’t make up What she’s really like.”
> Twilight paused for a moment 

> “Sometimes I think things would’ve turned out better if I just left her in that cave and let Shining marry Chrysalis.”
> Twilight went quiet for a long while
> That was probably all I was going to hear about the princess
> Which was unfortunate because now I’m more interested than ever!

> “I don’t want to talk about Cadence. I’m the one who used the pen irresponsibly. I'll figure out a way to get out of this but I refuse to ask Cadence for help. Until then I'll just refrain from drinking anything! How hard could that be?”

> You don’t need a Pinkie sense to tell that this was going to be a disaster
> Should I go and find those black latex suits I told her are for “stealth missions” In case she wants to turn back time again? Or wait for her to cast a spell that will destroy the entire town again?
> Questions, questions… 


> “Speaking of hearsay. Is it true what you said about Filthy Rich and the other Canterlot ponies? Do you think they’re all boob Fetishest?”
> I tapped my hoof to my chin. 
“It seems plausible but I doubt it. But they looked pretty worried when I told them off didn’t they?” I giggled
> Twilight’s jaw dropped 
> I don’t understand why I’m always met with these bizarre expressions from ponies when I say things.

> “So you made all that up!?”
“Of course! You looked so uncomfortable I had to think of SOMETHING! Who knows what all these Canterlot ponies are up to? But don’t worry, I’m going to get to the bottom of it!”

> She wiped her brow and sighed with relief
> “Thank Celestia! So you and Filthy Rich aren’t actually intimate.”
“Oh! That part was true. Filthy is one of my best customers. My silence is worth a lot of bits to him.”
> Twilight smacked her hoof to her face and sighed
> “So the rumors are true. You sleep with married stallions for money.”

> Suddenly I couldn’t take it anymore
> My tummy felt like it had ants crawling along it

> I broke down a scratched my belly like a mad pony.
“Only the ponies that are unfaithful enough to cheat! I make lots of bits from it and the sex is amazing! The secrecy, the thrill of getting caught at any minute! It just make my heart flutter with excitement!”
> I pressed my hoof over my chest, just the thought of it made my legs quiver and crotch wet.

> “How could you do such a thing! You don’t see anything wrong with what you're doing?”
“It’s not my fault I’m irresistible! I like to fuck! Even if it’s with ponies like Filthy Rich or those two rich scumbags. A mare has needs!”
> “I can’t believe you! You’re like a…You’re Like…”
“Like what?”
> “Like an animal Pinkie! You behave like a barnyard animal.”
> I rolled my eyes
 “Oh, please. You won’t even drink milk! How much of a prude could you be?”

> Twilight exhaled before stepping back and facing the mirror. I think she realized how needlessly mean she was being.
> “I’m sorry Pinkie. I don’t want to argue. I’ve already disappointed too many ponies today…I think I need to really work on myself if I want to be a good friend. I’ve been so distracted recently…Something isn’t right….Don’t you feel like things have been getting weirder and weirder around here?”

> I nodded my head as I spastically itched my belly
> “I know what you mean.”

> “Thanks again for saving me. I don’t know what would’ve happened if you didn’t think on your hooves as quickly as you did. I underestimated you…again….I think you should go now. I want to be alone if that's alright with you.”


> “Yep! I think I’m gonna go back to the party now! Talk to you later Twilight!”
> I dashed out the bathroom and shuffled back into the party
> What a bipolar fruitcake
> Unicorns…
> As I reentered the party my hunger grew 
> I was famished!

> I trotted to the center of the room where I had set out a display of a hundred cupcakes
> The display looked untouched so I decided to help myself and shoved a couple in my mouth
> They were so tasty and refreshing
> My stomach only howled louder so I decided to eat a couple more
> I wasn't sure why I was getting so hungry
> It Must be all the sex
> I was exhausted!

> I shovelled one after the other into my mouth
> Suddenly I was halfway through the display!
>Something was coming over me. I've never had the urge to eat so badly!
> Each cupcake was an angelic burst of flavour from the moment it touched my lips to the second it rolled down my throat and into my needy gut.
> After a couple minutes I inhaled the entire display
> Leaving my tummy bloated and gurgling 
> The strings of the girdle stretched along my belly that was peeking from seams
> I looked like I gained ten pounds!
> I don’t know what came over me but at this very moment I felt sooooo good….


> I just hope ponies still find me sexable
> They probably will. 
> Chubby is the new hot after all
> As long as no pony sees the profane state of my stomach I’ll be fine
> I looked down at my expressive belly that moaned sickly and jiggled like a bowl of pink jello
> Fat squeezed through the laces of my girdle strangling the nubs press against the bitter fabric


> I took my first sober look at the party and saw a sea of ponies adorned in tattered gowns of mismatched colors
>  It looked like a garment factory blew up and everypony's outfits were made of whatever the designer could salvage 
>  Rarity was really slipping
> I trotted through the crowd where all the rich ponies were sitting behind a fence of tables and chairs they made to establish themselves from the locals
> That would be my hunting ground for the night. 

> beyond the border of furniture was handsome stallion wearing jewel encrusted leather jacket caught my eye
> A pony around my age with his hoof draped across a stout mares neck
> He was perfect 
> Rich ponies left a bad taste in my mouth
> They were often shady, morally bankrupt perverts

> I waddled through the crowd with my eyes on the prize
> I was so distracted staggering towards him I accidentally ran into Derpy and stepped on her hoof
> She’s such a small pony I almost ran right through her

> “Ouch!” She cried rubbing her hoof
“Sorry Derpy! Are you okay?”
> She nodded her head 
> “Yeah…Sorry…I was thinking.”
“No problem my tiny friend!
> I pet her head and fixed her collar then wiped the crumbs lingering along the front of  her dress
“I see somepony found the muffins!”
> She nodded but seemed distracted 
> “Have you seen Twilight?”  
“Yeah! She's in the washroom having a “Twilight” moment. What's up?”

> Her eye darted back and forth 
> “Can I tell you a secret?”
> I leaned in close and replied
“Sure!”
> Derpy rubbed her ear 
> “Ouch.”
> Maybe I said that a bit loud

“Sorry….What’s the secret?” I whispered
> “Well….You sleep with a lot of ponies…And I….was just…You know…ummm…I was wondering…Could you….I mean…I..I..”
> For the love of cake
> Derpy’s stuttering was like Twilights when she gets in one her panic states 
> This could go on for a while
> I grabbed her hoof and rubbed it gently

“Derpy!”
> I barked
> She immediately stopped gushing and went completely silent
“Please, Tell me What's on your mind CALMLY.”
> Her ears fell and she looked to the floor, her functional eye jumped frantically as she bit her lip
> Something was really bothering her

> She whipped her head towards me and yelled
> “I…I wanna do the sex!”
> I couldn’t believe my ears
> I didn’t even know Derpy thought about such things

“Like right now? I’m a little busy."
> “Not with you! With Fluttershy. H…How do you do it?”
> She clinged onto my chest and was practically begging me


“First of all slow down…Were looking for Twilight so you could ask her  how to have sex?”
> I couldn’t help but laugh. Twilight was the biggest virgin I knew aside from Derpy who until now believed she was one of those weird asexual ponies.

> “No…I had something different I wanted to ask her….But…I’ve been thinking about sex a lot... And you’re the most experienced pony I know with that sort of thing."
“Gee thanks.”
> “No problem…” She sighed

> Only Derpy could find a polite way to call another pony a slut
> I would be mad if she knew any better
> But she didn’t so I let it slide
> “Pinkie…I’ve never done it with another pony! I don't even know what to do if I had the opportunity! I’m starting to get really frustrated and I feel like I’m going to explode!”

“Well you’re talking to the right pony! I’ll help you!”
> “You will!” a big smile stretched across her face
 “Of course! You’re my silly little friend! Let's start easy. You’ve kissed other ponies right?”
> She shook her head no
“Really? At your age!”
> Derpy hung her head and sighed
> "I'm not a pretty pony."
> Me and my big mouth
> I don’t have a very high opinion of the mare but this was just beyond pathetic

“I didn’t mean it like that…It’s just thought maybe you and Fluttershy might have kissed once or twice.”
> “Ponies don’t want to kiss me…I’m a bad pony.”
“No, no, no! You’re a good pony you just…”
> “Just what?”
> How do I explain this
“That's your problem is you aren’t sexy. You're too nice!"
> Derpy looked like she was about to cry
> "I'm so confused." She sniffled 



“It's okay! I can teach you to be sexy.”
> “You can?”
“Yeah! I’m the master of being sexy.”
> I grabbed her hoof and pulled her across the room behind the counter
> I brought us to the storage closet of Sugar Cube Corner where it was nice and quiet
> Derpy stood across from me staring blankly 
> Her broken eye drifted around her head like a lava lamp while her other eye stared intensely 
> She wore a neutral expression

> Derpy was a pretty mare, but she wasn’t very smart and I often found myself putting on the filly socks when talking to her
> I call her my “special” friend

> I couldn’t teach a pony how to be a master flirt in one night especially a pony like Derpy 
> But I did have one idea
> Makeover
> I observed her dress and notice she had a long cloth running over her chest with her cutie mark embroidered on the front.
>I was instantly inspired and  started to pull the her dress off at the shoulders but she smacked my hoof away
> “What are you doing?” She whimpered
“Just relax, Trust me. I’m going to give you an adorable makeover.”
> “But…But Rarity made this dress for me.”
“Derpy, what does Rarity know about being sexy?”
> She looked down and scratched her head.
> “Isn’t that like…Her job?”

“Shhhh….”
> I ran my hoof over her eyes and closed them
“I’m going to make you irresistible!”
> She nodded and smiled
“Now about sex. I usually start with oral sex. It gets things wet and ready for when you start to slide things in if you know what I mean.”
> Her eyes shot back open
> “Oral sex…So like kissing?”
“Kind of. But instead of her lips you kiss her…You know.”
> Her ears shot up
> “Oh my!"

> I pulled the dress off and her tits popped out like a balloons.
> she had suction cups taped around her nipples filled with milk.
“Whats with the…”
> “D…Don’t ask.” She stuttered uncomfortably
> As much as I wanted to inquire I respected her wishes and proceed undressing her
> Her dress had a ton of buttons lining the backside
> These stupid things are an earth ponies worst enemy
> I began to unbutton her dress starting from her rump and working my way towards the back of her neck

“Anyways, Since you're both mares your options are limited. You could always try and stick your tongue up her butt if you’re feeling adventurous.”
> Derpy covered her mouth and turned red
> “Up…Her...Do ponies do that? I’ve never thought about doing anything like that before…”
“It's actually really fun!"
> She turned back to me and stared blankly 

"But maybe that's a little advanced for right now…I think you two should keep it simple and just sit on each other's faces.”
> “Sit on each other's faces…” She mumbled to herself
> She had thoughtful expression as she tapped her hoof to her chin
“Then when her crotch is in your face you just lick.”
> I couldn’t believe I was explaining this

“Look, it's a hotter than it sounds. It's actually really fun! Just don't overthin..."
> “What if I suffocate!”
“You won’t suffocate!” I giggled
> “Have you seen Fluttershy’s butt!? It’s so big! An..And round…and….plump…”
> Her voice trailed off
> Her body shivered as she began to moan and a splash of milk discharged from her breasts.

"Did you just cum?"
> "A little…"
“You little pervert!” I giggled playfully
“You really do need a good fuck dontcha!”
> “I....I Guess.”

> I finally unbuttoned her dress and pulled it down to the ground
> It fell to the floor around her hooves and what I saw left me speechless
> I’m usually never speechless but this was an unexpected turn of events
> Derpy had tubes attached to her breasts which were connected to jars filled with milk strapped along the sides of a brown saddle
> Derpy blushed and hid her face behind her hooves
“Can I ask now..”
> “No!” She cried

"Derpy. You have jars of milk in a saddle connected to tubes taped to your tits."
> “I know! I look awful!...I…I just can’t stop leaking! It never stops! I just keep leaking and...And cumming!….And…And…I can’t sleep form the constant orgasams…My back hurts…My neck is killing me…”


> My mind started to wonder
> If Derpy produced this much milk effortlessly she might be the solution to Marbles hunger
> I doubt she would drink mare milk but it was worth a try

> "Derpy? Can I have one of these jars?"
> She stopped crying and placed her hoof over the jars
> "No!….I…I need them."
> I lean in close to her 
"If you let me have one I'll teach you how to kiss." I sang in a hushed, sultry tone
> "Oh...Ummm...Okay…"
> I wrapped my leg around her neck and leaned in close
"Close your eyes"



> She closed her eyes tightly and I pressed my lips into hers
> As we smacked lips I shoved my tongue into her mouth and wrestled it
> I felt her head pull away but I kept it steady
> I wasn’t going to let her get away as I had my way with her mouth
> As our tongues tied together she slowly relaxed herself and we made out for a long minute
> her nipples exploded with milk that smashed against the plastic suction cups as she fell into my hooves like putty
> She was a very clumsy kisser but she had passion 

> I pulled away and a long trail of spit ran between our lips
> Derpys eyes were wide and her face was red hot
> "That felt really nice."
"You're a great kisser, I'm sure Fluttershy will love it."

> “That was soooo sexy.”
“It was alright.”
> I grabbed one of the jars off her saddle and jabbed the tube into the jar adjacent to it then dropped it in an empty flour bag sitting in the corner of the room 
> Then proceeded with my task
> I snatched the front part of her dress off the floor and was welcomed by another set of buttons that connected the flap to the rest of the dress
> Damn unicorns and their fancy buttons
> I fidgeted with the dress as Derpy stood unclothed looking uncomfortable

“I know you're nervous, just remember to keep calm. I’m happy that you’re finally taking things to the next level with Fluttershy.”
> “You are…Why?”
“Cause she’s madly in love with you silly! She really likes you!”
> Her eyes widened 
> “She does!?”
“Of course! She talks about you all the time.”

“You don't think she slept over at your house all those months after you got fired because you’re “just friends.” She loves you!"

> “Oh no! Pinkie…I really messed up!”
“It’s okay. All that matters now is what you say to get some of that Flutter butt!”
> “I…I…Guess.”

“Now hold still.”
> When I was finally finished wrestling with the buttons I went around her backside and tied the flap around the dock of her tail then  stretched it across her stomach up to her chest and around her neck
> The end of the flap split into two long pieces like a snakes tongue which I proceeded to tie the around her neck
> When I was done I stepped back and admired my design

> She looked like a total flirt!
> Her sex was covered by a thin cloth tied around the base of her tail.
> her nipples obstructed by the thick milk inside the suction cups swollen with milk.
> The cloth cradled the breasts between her legs 
> The outfit was incredibly revealing but her most sensitive bits were covered making the design such a tease.
> As the fabric ran up her chest it sunk between her chest breasts only to reappear around her neck as it divided into two parts before hiding under her mane where I had tied the second knot behind her neck


>Despite how proud I was of my work  Derpy didn’t look very comfortable in her new fashion but I assured her that she looked sexy.
> “B…But I’m practically naked…I can’t go out there looking like this…Ponies will see everything!”
“Don’t be silly, You look wonderful! You’re the sexiest pony at the party now!”
> “You really think so?”
“Of course! You’re a very pretty pony.”
> She smiled 
> “No pony has ever called me that before…”

> “But…this outfit is so lewd!"
"Lewd is sexy! Take it from a master flirt, Fluttershy will love it."
> I think that eased her nerves a bit because she went from blushing to darting her eye around the room again looking distracted and anxious.
> “Fluttershy! I need to apologize before we even “do it!"

“Oh that's the easy part! There's loads you could do! you could go behind her and give her a back massage? Maybe share a bed with her after the party? Oh! Maybe you could play a drinking game and throw caution to the wind! What steamy ideas do you have bubbling in that silly head of yours? What's your first move?”

> “I…I…I gotta find Twilight!”
> Not the reply I was expecting
> She really wasn't grasping anything I was saying 
> She wobbled out the door as the jars of milk sloshed violently
> I was proud of myself
> Helping a friend get laid was all in a day's work
> This would make a great letter to Princess Celestia.

> I grabbed the flour bag and tied it to my fishnet stocking before trotting back to the party where I scanning the room for my next victim
> Across the room I saw the stallion from earlier beyond the dividing line of tables and chairs 
> I scooted behind them and tapped the stallions backside 
“Let me pour you a drink.”
> “Why thank you, you know you’re the only local I’ve seen all night who was dressed somewhat respectable.”
> I stared down at my fat piercing the seams of my girdle.
“Well thanks mister, My name's Pinkie Pie.”
> “Nice to meet you Pinkie, This here is my marefriend Blanca Blanc, We’re new in town.”
 “It’s a pleasure. I’ve watched a number of new faces roll through tonight, but I have to say that yours might be the most handsome.”

> “Ain’t you a sweet.”
“Well I am a baker.”
> He stirred his cup glaring at the drink with disgust
> “This brew is quite vile. What do you think is in it?”
“Hmmmm…Probably Four hundred parts cider, three hundred parts wine and twenty parts rubbing alcohol.”
> I was met with another one of those annoying wide eyed stares

> “Don’t tell me you’re the one who brewed this.”
“No. Just a guess.”
> “You’re a funny one Pinkie."
“Thanks! What brings you to Ponyville?”
> “My father runs a manufacturing plant near Las Pegasus. I’ll be overseeing a construction project for a family friend. Have you ever heard of Mr. Rich?”
“Oh yes! Isn’t he just wonderful!?”

> “Why yes he is! But Like all visionaries he is rather bizarre.”
“Why don’t you and I get some air and we can talk ALL about it.”
> His marefriend gave me an evil eye

> “Honey, is this mare bothering you?” She asked trying to pull him away by the sleeve of his jacket
> “Not at all, she’s a local around here. Her name is Pinkie Pie.”

> I poured us two more glasses and tugged on his jacket
“Come here sir! Wanna show you something!”
> The stallion looked back at his marefreind
> “I’m going to grab some air, Don’t fret I’ll be right back.”
> She glared at me and stuck her nose in the air
> “Fine! But no more than five minutes.”


> I pulled him out of the party into the quiet the streets of Ponyville  
> “Now slow down! I’m feeling mighty tipsy after that concoction”
“Come on silly! I haven't given you a proper Ponyville welcome.”



> I slowed my pace as we entered the alleyways
> Now was the perfect time for some inquiry
“Do you know what Mr. Rich is building?”
> “He speaks vaguely but it’s going to be some sort of distillery. He has a giant mixing container sitting in a port down in Manehattan just waiting to be shipped up here. Right now he’s just waiting on the paperwork to go through on that property he’s been fighting for.”
> I didn’t like what I was hearing
> Whatever Filthy Rich was planning was big 

> I was starting to get the feeling were being watched
> I heard rustling in bushes and hoof steps behind us
> I hope it wasn’t his marefriend getting suspicious.
> He was getting really tipsy and was slurring his words a bunch
> “Pinkie…I..Think we should…Sit down a minute.”
> “Sure thing, I know just the place.”
> I pull us down a narrow alley and we both collapsed
> The alley was illuminated by a lonely lamp swinging gently in the summer breeze
> As good as I was at hiding my discomfort. My stomach was killing. I didn’t even feel like seducing the stallion.
“I’m going to be blunt with you…Do you think I’m pretty?”

> “Pinkie, you might just be the most hospitable mare I have ever met. But I’m happily engaged. I don’t look at any pony besides my marefriend like that.”
> That's what they all say
> I nodded my head, 
“Thanks.”
> Sweat and makeup ran down my face, I dragged my hoof over my girdle that was expanding before my eyes
> I slammed them shut to catch my breath but was startled by hoof steps along the rooftops

“Did you hear that!?” 
> “Hear what?”
> I was getting nervous.
> I had to do this quick
“YaknowI’vebeenthinking…Maybe the two of us could get a little friendlier.”
> “What are you implying?” He asked dabbing his brow of sweat with a handkerchief 

“Well, we're alone in an ally…No pony around…How about a quick screw? As a welcome to Ponyville.”
> The stallions eyes lit up like a foals on Hearth's Warming morning 
“Like I said. My eyes are set on only one.”
> I opened my legs and jiggled my breasts 
“I bet you’ve never seen anything like these before.”

> “Well…I certainly haven’t…You Ponyville mares do seem to be rather well endowed in the breast area.”
“Do you like them?”
> “I do. I’ve never seen anything like them. Who would've thought breasts could be so attractive? I’ve only seen teats the size of thimbles where I’m from.”
“Do you want to touch them? They're very squishy.”

> He placed his hoof over my breast and rubbed them gently
“Fun, aren’t they?”
> “Yeah. They really are…”
> He started hypnotically at my tits rubbing them in slow circles
> I leaned into his ear
“I’m in heat. Why don’t we do each other a favour. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”

> As if he totally forgot about his Marefriend he began to undress as he pushed his tongue into my mouth
> His breath tasted like alcohol making me feel even more sick

> I wasn’t enjoying this
> The stallion pulled away and looked down at my distended belly that was touching his
> “Ummm…You want me to undo this? It looks mighty tight.”
“Yes please.” I gasped

> As he stared to undress me I felt like I was about to pass out
> He untied the strings of my girdle that whipped open dramatically
> The relief was so satisfying 

> I closed my eyes and exhaled, I felt relieved  I opened my eyes and the stallion's mouth was agape with a face of pure shock
“Are you ready to keep going?” I teased
> He covered his mouth and pointed to my belly
> I looked down and saw nothing but teats
> Ten small plump breasts with long bubblegum pink teats consuming my entire stomach

> I ran my hoof through them
> They felt clammy and wet
> I was beyond disturbed
> The nipples were small but stood erect
> What in Equestria was happening to me?

> “I think I’m going to be ill.”
> The stallion got up and trotted away with his hoof over his mouth
> I was left in the alley trying to catch my breath
> Then a cackle broke the silence 

"Who's there!?"
> I threw my clothes over myself and shivered nervously
> Trixie jumped from the roof and laughed
> "A pig! Oh my gosh this is too rich!"
> I was not impressed 
“What did you do!?"

> “I cursed you, Duh!"
"Trixie! Reverse this right now!”
> “I can’t, it's a curse.” 
> I put my hooves to my head
"Why would you do this!? Over a kiss!?"
> "Pinkie. All you do is mess with ponies. You sleep with married stallions then put them in debt. Then you forced yourself on me. You don't respect me I'm just another sex object to you."

> I threw the girdle to my side and stared at my stomach
> two lines of fatty breasts ran down my body 
> five on each side ran from the bottom of my chest until they met my regular breasts between my back legs

> "It's a transformation curse. It turns a pony into whatever animal the pony most behaves like."
> "I am not a pig!"
> "You totally are a pig! You eat like a pig, you fuck like a pig and you have the manners of a pig. For Luna's sake think about the Cakes! You're sleeping with a father of two. Think of the fillies!"
> I grabbed a hoof full of the breast tissue and stretched a legs length from my stomach
“Do pigs teats do this!?” 
>...
> “Okay..I admit that is a little bizarre.”

“Why are they so stretchy and soft!? They’re like putty!”
> I relieved teat and it snapped back into it’s normal form
"Trixie, You can’t leave me like this! I have ponies to take care of and mouths to feed!"
> “Well you’ll just have to find an honest way to do that because no pony will ever want to fuck you now…"
> “Trixie. You can't do this!"


> Trixie pulled the needle from her ear and started to pick at her hoof.
> "It's a transformation spell..Piggy Pie."
> "You'll get fatter, hungrier and…Well you know about the breasts. And it only gets worse from here."
> "How do I reverse it!?"
> "Reverse it? Well, there is a cure…But I don't think you have it in you, it would be cruel to entertain it." 
"Trixie." I growled impatiently

> "Fine I'll tell you. True love, you have to find a pony that truly loves you and you must love truly them back."
> I dropped my hooves to my side defeated
> The only mare I loved was Rainbow Dash and that ship sailed a long time ago
> Trixie laughed,
> "Told you, hopeless."
"Can you at least slow down the spell so I have a chance to reverse it?"
> “Wellllll....I guess I could do that."

> She pricked my hoof with the needle and pulled an hourglass out of her bag
> Twisting the top open she allowed a drop of blood to fall into the sand before closing it again
> “You have until this hourglass is empty. Good luck Piggy.”
> She tossed me the hourglass and disappeared in a cloud of purple smoke

> I stared at my reflection in the glass with my spirts trampled 
> When I returned to Sugar Cube Corner I snuck upstairs and locked myself in my room
> I didn't want anypony to see me like this
> Marbles belly was the size of a small wagon but she continued to suckle on the tube

> I propped myself agains't the nightstand next to her
> Our bellies rumbling in hunger
> All the food was downstairs which was the last place I wanted to be
> I couldn't show my face to the party goers.
> I pulled the jar of Derpy's milk from my bag and took a big swig
> It tasted good
>...
> Actually, it tasted better than good
> It was amazing
> But something was off
> It had a familiar saccharine taste

> I turned to the barrel in horror
"No...No..No…It can't be."
> I pulled the tube from Marbles mouth and tasted it for myself
> They tasted almost identical 
>  I dropped the tube from and stared into the jar

> "Sweet Celestia.”
> For the third time in one night I was speechless