Inspiration by an anon in the Kirin thread https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39252072/#39263120 Green represents the male singer's lyrics and white is for Autumn Blaze, the best singer kirin. Ponified lyrics of Shakira - Hips Don't Lie ft. Wyclef Jean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM&t=21s LYRICS >Mares up in here tonight >No fighting >We got the changelings up in here (no fighting) >No fighting >Sha-kirin, Sha-kirin >I never really knew that she could prance like this (hey) >She make a stud want to speak Sponysh >¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí) >Mi casa, su casa (Sha-kirin, Sha-kirin) Oh, colt, when you talk like that You make a mare go mad So be wise (sí) and lean on (sí) Feeling the plates of my body (uno, dos, tres, cuatro) I'm on tonight You know my hips don't lie (no fighting) And I'm starting to feel it's right All the attraction, the tension Don't you see, colt, you need correction? >Hey, girl, I can see your body moving >And it's driving me crazy >And I didn't have the slightest idea >Until I saw you dancing (yeah) >And when you trot up on the dance floor >Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl (just move) >And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it >So you can keep on shaking it (let's go) >I never really knew that she could dance like this >She make a stud want to speak Sponysh >¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), preciosa (sí) >Mi casa, su casa (Sha-kirin, Sha-kirin) Oh, colt, when you talk like that You make a mare go mad So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí) Caressing the plates of my body (no fighting) I'm on tonight You know mare hips don't lie (no fighting) And I am starting to feel you, colt. Come on, let's go, real slow Don't you see, colt, eres perfecto? They know I am on tonight, my hips don't lie And I'm starting to burn just right All the attraction, the tension Don't you see, colt, no more restriction? (Sha-kirin, Sha-kirin) Oh, colt, I can see your body moving Half pony, half kirin I don't, don't really know what I'm doing But you seem to have a plan My wits and self-restraint Have come to fail now, fail now See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know That's a bit too hard to explain (uno, dos, tres, cuatro) >Canta en la aldea de noche (yeah) >Canta en la aldea de día (let's go) >Canta en la aldea de noche >Canta en la aldea de día >I never really knew that she could prance like this >She make a stud want to speak Sponysh >¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí) >Mi casa, su casa (Sha-kirin, Sha-kirin) Oh, dear, when you talk like that You know you got me hypnotized So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí) Caressing the plates of my body >Señorita, feel the conga >Let me see you move like you come from Coltlombia >Yeah (ladies sí) (yeah yeah) >(Hey, yeah) ¡Mira en Barrequinilla se baila así, say it! (yeah) >En Barrequinilla se baila así (yeah) >Hey, brra! >Yeah, she's so sexy, every male's fantasy >A changeling like me back with the nu-lings from a new monarchy reign >I go back like when 'Pac carried crates for Flim Flam >We leave the whole club dizzy Why the CMC wanna watch us? >Coltlombians and Haytians >I ain't guilty, it's a musical action >Boop, snoot boop, no more do we snatch vines >Changelings run the roads 'cause we own our own wagons (no fighting) I'm on flames tonight, my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel you, colt Come on, let's go, real slow Doing it like this is perfecto (no fighting) Oh, you know I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie And I am starting to burn just right The flaming, the attraction Colt, like this is perfection >No fighting >No fighting ----------- References or explanations for puns ----------- >Either replaced or a mix of 2 words Shakira = Shakira + kirin Baby = Colt (sometimes it's replaced by Dear) Spanish = Sponysh CIA = CMC (Cutie Mark Crusaders) >Why are there fire-related words? Because of niriks. Colombia = Coltlombia (Colt + Colombia) Haiti = Hayti (Hay + Haiti) Barranquilla = Barrequinilla (Barranquilla + equina) [Equine in Spanish] Refugee = changeling >Reason: Because it got to be replaced by anything. I don't like that word (refugee) in pony songs, so I chose anything to replace it. >I thought about changelings migrating because they don't like Thorax's reign. It's nothing too deep to think about, just a nice replacement for the lyrics. Spanish section --> English ¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí) = What's your name? (Yes!), pretty (Yes!) Mi casa, su casa = my home, your home Don't you see, colt, eres perfecto? = Don't you see, colt, you're perfect? (uno, dos, tres, cuatro) = (one, two, three, four) Canta en la aldea de noche = She sings in the (Kirin) village at night Canta en la aldea de día = She sings in the (Kirin) village in the morning ¡Mira en Barrequinilla se baila así, say it! (yeah) = Look! In Barrequinilla we dance like this. Say it! (Yeah!)