>Be Anon.
>Decide to go look up pony stuff on the internet.
>See a lot of art that has ponies wearing stockings.
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>Who is even into ponies wearing stockings, their just stockings.
>You would then have an idea.
>What if you sent some stockings to someone you know as a joke.
>Plus it would be good as some sort early hearts warming gag present.
>But whoo....
>Maybe I should send some to Limestone, bet she would be pissed.
>Start ordering some stockings, these gray ones should be good enough.
>now all its time to wait.
CRASH!
>hear something break.
>Before you could check what it was, Derpy would approach you with a package in her carrier.
>"Sign Here!" Derpy would dig into her mail carrier and grab a sheet of paper and pen before placing them on the ground.
>You would grab the paper and pen and write down your signature before giving it to Derpy.
>"Thank You!" Derpy would say as she would fly through the hole she just broke.
>WTF
>Never mind that, gotta send that 'gift'
>Go to the postal office and tell them to ship it to the pie family rock farm.
>Go back to your home and wait for hell to break lose.
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>Its been a few days, no nothing.
>That is until you hear something outside, you peel through your window and peeked.
>Derpy was putting an envelope through your mail box.
>As soon as Derpy left you would open your mail box, grab the letter, and go into your house.
>This is gonna be good.
>You would open the envelope and open the letter, the letter saying...
'Thank You Anon for the stockings! Their really nice and their perfect for the winter, I wanted to send you a picture to show you how they looked.'
'Love, Marble.'
>There also was a photo attached to the note.
>Slience would fill the air as you looked at the photo, and some lotion.
>You would pick up the lotion.