Shitpost I did on my phone for the Writefag Thread.

>"It didn't have to come to this." Aunt Celestia said. 
>"This is for your own good," was the last thing you heard Aunt Luna say. 
>Aunt Celestia's face- full of disappointment, disgust, and pity... that's something you'll never forget. 
>For weeks, you kept it together following your secret stint in rehab. 
>Nopony told you that every time you denied your cravings, they'd just come back stronger, always when you least expected it. 
>Everything was going along fine, until you went out into Canterlot proper for a little shopping; a treat to yourself for being so good.
>It was great at first. 
>Ponies gave you a respectful berth and you even found the PERFECT dress to wear for the upcoming Winter Solstice Gala!
>But then, as you trotted back to the castle, bags in tow, the faintest scent graced your hypersensitive snout. 
>Marinara sauce. 
>Cheese.
>Pepperoni. 
>Minced garlic.
>Sun-dried tomatoes. 
>Judging by the intensity and the wind, you reckoned the source of the tempting scent to be Love Bug's Pizzeria- a five minute walk or thirty seconds by air. 
>The trick to teleportation is focusing on where you want to go. 
>Most unicorns that are capable of the feat oftentimes do it the first time by accident, spurned on by some stressor. 
>As a Celestia-trained alicorn, you could teleport without thinking... which you did, unfortunately. 
>The Royal Guard was summoned, naturally. 
>Not that they had a hope of intervening, of course. 
>Upon realizing how utterly outmatched they were, they opted to cordon off the area until your Aunts arrived. 
>Aunt Luna gave you a teary hug before whispering, "I'm sorry," into your ear. 
>That was three days ago. 
>You shiver, but not from the cold. 
>The sweats will start again soon. 
"Auntie, please!" you try to shout.
>Sound travels differently up here, always sounding muffled, like it won't travel much past a wing's reach. 
"Pizza!"
>This is truly what it means, to shout into the void. 
>With one final effort, you drop to your haunches, throw your forehooves up, and scream towards your home, so very very far below. 
"PEEEEEEETZZZZZZERRRRRRRR!!!!"
>But on the Moon, nopony can hear you scream.