>You are Anon, and you are currently chilling on your sofa with another sappy romcom book.
>Suddenly, your front door explodes, and you're awash with waves of heat radiating off the intruder.
>"Anonymous! We shall peruse your loins!"
>Oh, Celestia is having another of her episodes.
>She canters to your sofa, as you mentally sigh and put the book aside.
>*fwip*
>She stares down at the weird black cone engulfing her muzzle with a surprise in her slit eyes.
FSHHHHHHHHHH
>You maneuver your fire extinguisher to give her another good spray.
FFFFSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>She's scrunching HARD and trying to get the cooling foam off of her, but it doesn't relent.
>Neither do you.
"Bad pony!"
FFSHHHHHHHHHHHH
>With controlled sprays you push her back out of your cottage and into your frontyard.
>You swap your extinguisher for another one from your anti-kirin stash and continue the assault.
>Using her wings, Daybreaker finally cleans the foam off her muzzle and you notice a peculiar detail.
>Her mane went out! You immediately inform her of that fact in your trademark style.
"HA! Baldy!"
>Her hoof automatically goes to her smooth scalp and she gives you a hurt frown.
>"That was really uncalled for, Anonymous!"
FFFSHHHHHFFFFSHHHHHHHH
>You give her a warning spray.
"Neither was exploding my door, Princess!"
>Suddenly Daybreaker looks around and examines her haunches only to confirm that her tail has went out too.
"And no, hot mares in my area is not my fetish!"
>Hurt and dejected, Baldbreaker takes to the wing.
>Except soapy concoction in the extinguisher has bound her wings and she crashlands not far away, only to pop out of the crater and saunter off.
>You almost pity the fiery rapist.
>Almost.