I made this on my lunch....
Mare racing league:


> Today was the day!
> The Mare Racing League was coming to Ponyville
> I put my ticket in months ago and every time I pass the barrels near city hall I get butterflies in my stomach 
> And after two months of waiting it's finally here!
> I pushed my way through the crowd to the front of the stage 
> Atop the stage sat all twenty four members of the famous Pegasus Racing League and their filly companion racer.

> Each member was from a different part of Equestria and every year they toured Equestria competing in races
> Spitfire and her filly companion Sunbeam Surprise represented Cloudsdale 
> Kerfuffle and Barely Bale represented Hope Hollow
> Bat Bich and Lil B represented Battopia 
> They are the back of the stage while horns sang and streamers fell from the sky because today was a very special day
> It wasn't just a race day
> They were all here to judge for one reason 
> To introduce Ponyville into the Equestria racing league.

> Everypony who wanted to be part of the racing league put their name in one of the barrels
> Pink slip for fillies and blue for mares 
> Spitfire, the league captain was to pick a name from each barrel and sort ponies into pairs 
> I was so excited I could barely contain myself!

> Rainbow Dash and I are going to get paired for sure and we'll crush the competition!
> The crowd of Pegasi hushed to a murmur as the horns died and Spitfire took to the centre of the stage between the barrels.
> She sunk her hoof into the barrel on her left  and pulled out a pink ticket then did the same to the one on her right and pulled out a blue ticket 
> "Okay ponies! The first pairing is Rumble and Cloudkicker."

> The crowd cheered 
> I watched Rumble sprint towards Cloudkicker and the two hugged
> They're going to be a hard team to beat, but when Dash and I get paired, no pony will stand a chance!
> The crowd hushed and Spitfire continued calling names 
> After about fifteen minutes most ponies were paired off, except for me, Rainbow and a strange green filly I had never seen before.

> They had a black mane and a question mark cutie mark. 
> How strange.
> Spitfire pulled a blue ticket from the barrel and read it aloud 
> "Rainbow Dash will be paired with…."
> Oh my gosh! I couldn't take the suspense any longer!
> She reached deep into the barrel and pulled out a pink ticket.
> "Anon Filly!"

> It took me a second to comprehend what just happened
> But when I did, my heart sank
> Anon Filly!?
> Who the heck is Anon Filly
> I turned to Dash, she shot me an apologetic look
> It wasn't supposed to go this way!

> Dash approached the filly looking just as confused at her as I did
> If Dash is with her. Who's my partner?
> "Last tickets!" Spitfire shouted like a bootcamp instructor
> She reached deep into the barrels and grabbed the final tickets 
> "Scootaloo and Derpy Hooves!"
> Derpy Hooves!? 
> No!
> Anypony but her!

> I ran into the stage and fell to my knees
"Please Spitfire! I can't be paired with her! She can barely fly!"
> She shot me an annoyed expression
> "Scootaloo, the rules are simple, if you're a Pegasus, you can enter. That's the only requirement. You get who you get."

> She returned to the company of her fellow league members and they all exited the stage 
> So…If I'm partnered with Derpy, where was she?
> As if on cue I saw across the hill Trotting towards me
> Great…
> She twisted her head around 

> "Ummm…Hello? Is anypony around?"
> For the love of Celestia
> "Am I in the wrong place?"
> She squinted
> "Over here Derpy." I sighed 
> She smiled and trotted towards me
> "Scootaloo! How are you doing!?" She cheered
> "We're partners, how do you think I feel?"

> She smiled and hugged me tight
> "We're partners?! Oh my gosh, how exciting!"

> I pushed her away 
"Why were you so late?"
> "Oh! I'm always picked last for this sort of thing so I figured I had time." She chuckled
> What the heck was that supposed to mean? 
> This was a draw, not high school buckball.
"Okay, whatever, it's fine. But you better not be late for practice." I warned
> "Oh, of course Scootaloo. This is going to be my top priority."
"Good. Now we have to start practicing, how good are you at flying?"
> "Well, I'm not the greatest on account of my eyes."
> "Yeah, you're practically blind."
> "I can still see! I just gotta squint."
> She narrowed her eyes 
> "There you are!" She giggled

"Derpy, why did you join the race if you can't see?"
> "I thought it would be fun! And I've always wanted a filly to talk with, ponies in town always say I'm great with ponies your age but I've never had a filly of my own."


> "But Derpy. You can't see!"
> "Well you can't fly. Why did you join?"
> There may not have been a hint of malice in her voice but I was still offended
"I've been practicing!"
> "Oh, well that's good." She smiled 
> I looked over at Rainbow who was with Anon Filly

> "Come on! We gotta practice if we wanna win this thing!"
> Anon Filly looked annoyed 
> "I don't wanna, I'm only here because Twilight told me to get outta the treehouse. How about you do all the flying, stunts and physical stuff and I'll watch."
> Rainbow looked like she was about to snap
> "You have wings little filly. you should try using them once a while."
 "I'm a grown ass man Rainbow."

> "You're a what? I don't even know what that means!"
> "Of course you don't." Anon sighed 
> Rainbow grabbed Anon by the wing and pulled him down the trail towards the gorge 
> "You're gonna learn to fly and we're gonna win this thing. You're not going to embarrass me in front of Spitfire."

> I looked over at Derpy who was squinting at the two 
> "Who's Anon?"
"I don't know Derpy, but if they learn to fly before me and beat us I'm gonna be so angry."