https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39824888/#39857152 >be me chilling in apartment with Dash >we're both reading books on the couch in silence, but cuddling >is nice >silece broken >"Anon, do you think you could rape me?" >excusemewhatthefuck.png >Tell her wtf, and I would never do that >"No, no, not like that, I mean like, do you think you could force yourself on me, like physically do it?" >Tell her that's weird and go back to reading >"...so you're not even gonna tell me?" >no >"no what" >no i don't want to fucking rape you, and i don't want to talk about this >"No, but COULD you?" >I sigh and put my book down and rub the bridge of my nose >ask why the fuck she's even asking me this fucked shit >she looks embarrassed a bit >"I dunno, I guess I was just curious, I didn't think it was that weird." >feel kinda bad >tell her i just feel uncomfortable with the notion >"well i mean it's just a hypothetical, you know fetishes and shit." >she gets a bit indignant >"I didn't get upset when you told me you were into [insert embarrassing fetish here]" >shrug >fair point >ask if she's legit interested noncon rp >"yeah, i just don't think you can do it." >woah, went from asking if i could to straight up saying I can't >finally consider legitimately thinking about the logistics of raping my wife Rainbow Dash >Reluctantly tell her I probably could if I got her pinned >she blushes >"hmm, you sound sure of yourself, I bet you couldn't" >isthatachallenge.webm >unzip dick >"w-what are you doing?" >raping you I guess idk >grab dash and pick her up >dash shakes her head >"no no no, that doesn't count" >let dash down >what the fuck you mean that doesn't count? >"you have to catch me off gaurd. It's not non consensual if I see it coming, you need to surprise me. Otherwise it's just regular fucking." >this fucking horse >fine >go back to reading and cuddling >agree that i'll do my best to make her fantasy come true >she blushes and smiles >ffw about 6 hours later >dash goes outside to collect laundary from clothesline >formulate idea >strip down and wait along wall closest to door >wait about 5 minutes, take time to lube up as to avoid hurting dash >dash finally comes through door bringing in laundry from outside, basket on her back >she doesn't see me >opportunity spotted >grab dash from behind >she gasps and jumps from being startled >try to quickly thrust self into her from behind >tip of penis barely makes it in >swift kick into my testicles >i double over and cup my balls >the pain is immeasurable >"hah, you gotta do better than that" >sees me on floor writhing in agony >she realizes >"oh shit, anon you okay?" >no you fucking horse >get balls on ice >pain not ceasing >get dressed with dash and go to Ponyville hospital >dash feels really bad about it and won't stop apologizing >tell her it's fine >go to triage >tfw Dash ruptured my testicle >both of us too embarrassed to tell Nurse Redheart how it happened >make up a story about me slipping on the side of the tub and smashing my balls >pretty sure she doesn't buy it >emergency surgery to fix it >tfw dash no longer wants to try non con >tfw dash literally busted my balls >tfw I can't rape rainbow dash