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>My morning paper routine and Apple family breakfast, went as usual
>My rainbow mane friend who normally visited while I worked, never took her eyes off me
>Applejack had only sighed and warned me that she would be like this until cider season was over
>She also told me to not, under any circumstances give Rainbow Dash any early cider, before she got to work, leaving me to finish eating and to let Dash... Do whatever this was
>"Hey. Anon."
"Hmm?" I answered, chewing my bite full of apple oats
>"I'll suck your dick for some cider."
>I spewed my oatmeal out, Granny Smith nearly breaking her hip laughing in the living room
"You do that anyway!"
>Granny's new burst of laughter made me blush and cringe she heard me
>"Well, ya, but we can use AJ's bed."
>I stood up, walked out to get to work, her snickering following me into the fields
>This was going to be a long day
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