>Ah Scootaloo there you are
>Please have a seat
>No no no. You are not in trouble
>We're here to discuss about your 'dad'
>Yes the tall friendly alien we (especially I) all love whenever he visits the class
>He has single-handedly removed all the grey hairs in my head since he took responsibility over you
>You, Sweetie Belle, and Apple Bloom all have stopped doing your 'Cutie Mark Hunting' ever since he became a dependable male figure
>I don't know what he did but I always thank him for it every day
>A simple apple or dinner date isn't enough you see
>How could I say this in front of a foal such as yourself
>I want to 'roll in the hay' with him
>A 'dark devilish dance' you could say
>'Some scrumptious sliding'
>Mayhaps 'several squats in the cucumber bush'
>I know your confused but lets say it'll be less lonely in your house after a few times
>Who knows! Maybe you'll be a great big sister figure than Rainbow Dash
>Oops! I know I'm sorry. No one is surely better than your idol
>Anyway, that's all I have to say to you so run along now.
>Make sure you eat your greens and sleep at least eight hours
>O-Oh he already makes you do that?
>Interesting
>Well anyway Good bye! See you tomorrow.
>...
>Yeah I see you Anonymous
>Bucking big responsible slut that's a good father figure to any mare
>That's right give your daughter some uppies
>C'mon c'mon!
>Oh buck yeah! That's right a kiss on the cheek!
>THAT'S RIGHT ANONYMOUS BE A BUCKING MODEL STALLION SO WHEN I MARRY YOU WE CAN BECOME A HEALTHY FAMILY DYNAMIC!
>...Oh buck he heard me