A Test of Strength
>Celestia keeps getting Ls after Ls but only because she feel she doesn't need to go all out
>Luna gets tired of this and decides to bring out her sister's autistic strength back
>enemy of the week shows up and tries to take over Equestria
>Luna uses Anon as a human shield and he gets a scratch on his face
>Having a male specimen get hurt in her vicinity unleashes her sun hat tipping roid rage
>She sends the villain to the moon with her bare hooves 

Decades Old Experience
>Anon is transported to Equestria
>Goes to Apple house because that country accent rustles his jimmies in a good way
>Runs into Granny Smith instead
>Introduces himself to her and asks wheres Applejack
>She finds the male alien company entertaining and tells him to wait with her while appul horse is running errands
>Anon is fine with waiting but he doesn't notice her 'mirin his apple-reachin legs
>Cut to Applejack, Applebloom and Big Mac entering their home after a long day to find Granny Smith with a cig and a smile on her face
>The matriach was sitting on the lap of a very drained and very passed out Anon
>"Hooweee! Even afta mah Gumdrop Special this stud was still soldjerin on."