Written by Slasher_Science
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>This story all started on a cold and stormy night in the middle of Ponyville.
>The wind was howling and the scum of the town lurked in the shadows.
>Always waiting for an opportunity to get a break.
>Always skulking...
>Okay actually it was another sunny, cheerful, non-skulking, non-lurking, rainbows and smiles bullshit day in Ponyville.
>You walk past the school in deep thought.
>Where was the action?
>Where was the adventure?
>You always were a big comic fan.
>Back on Earth you were a regular comicon attendee.
>And no one had better dare get you started on /co/...
>You look over at the school grounds.
>Fillies laugh and prance around playing games.
>You feel a sense of warmth fill you.
>Sure, you wished for action and adventure, but seeing those young ponies happy and carefree made you really appreciate the peace.
>You notice Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo together.
>Two fillies walk over to them.
>If you remember correctly, those two were called Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon...
>You stop and watch as they talk.
>Suddenly Silver Spoon pushes Sweetie Belle.
>She stumbles and falls back into a mud puddle created by yesterday's heavy rain.
>You gasp.
>Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara laugh and walk off around the building.
Not on MY watch!
>You make sure your beloved friend Sweetie Belle is helped up by her friends,
>Then take off at a steady pace after the two bullies.
Not on my watch...
>You catch up to the two fillies in an empty court yard.
>Perfect.
>They gossip and giggle as they walk, swaying their little hips.
>You take off toward them at a run.
>As you get close they stop and look back at you.
>Fear fills their eyes as they see the only human in Equestria charging at them full tilt.
>They drop to the ground and cover their heads as you jump over them.
>You close your eyes and smile, imagining how awesome you must look.
>You land and skid to a stop in the dirt, turning and posing with your hands on your hips.
>The two fillies look up in awe at your form.
>You raise two fingers to the sun and give them a dashing smile.
Hello girls!
>They look at eachother, back to you, then back to eachother and roll over laughing.
>"W-what are you DOING monkey man?!"
>You frown.
>That was a totally lame super hero name.
I saw what you did to my friends.
>Diamond Tiara makes a constipated face, "you're friends with the LOSER crusaders?!"
>Silver Spoon nods after failing to kiss Diamond Tiara when she's thinking not looking, "y-yeah! We thought better of you Anon!"
>You smile menacingly.
I don't appreciate you bullying my friends.
>Diamond Tiara tosses her mane back with a *hmph!*
>"What are you gonna do, tell on us to Cheerilee?"
>You step forward and rub your hands together.
I suppose you girls have never heard of corporal punishment?
>You grab both fillies.
>They scream and flail.
>Placing them over your knee, you raise your free hand.
Let this be a lesson,
>You swing your hand forward and slap Silver Spoon's little rump.
Bullies will learn fear,
>The fillies scream and begin to apologize and sob as you go to town spanking their bottoms.
BY TAKING IT IN THE REAR! HAHA!
>After a few good spanks you place them back down.
>They both rub their plots with tears in their eyes and back away from you.
>"My *hic* m-my father will hear about this!"
>You take a sudden threatening step at them.
>They turn and flee with a yell.
>You practice another pose accompanied by a hearty laugh.
>That felt great!
>You really saved the day!
>"Anon!"
>You turn to see Sweetie Belle running to you
>She stops in front of you in a crouching position like she's ready to pounce.
>Her eyes are wide with excitement and her cute little tail flails around behind her.
>"I saw the whole thing! You're my hero!"
>She jumps into your arms and hugs you.
>You laugh and rub her head.
All in a days work Sweetie Belle! HaHA!
>You feel your pride swell.
>You were a hero.
>You ARE a hero!
>Time for a visit to Rarity.
>You bring Sweetie Belle back home.
>Rarity greets you and Sweetie Belle goes into giddy mode telling her sister of your feats.
>Rarity approves.
>She offers you some lunch as thanks.
>"Sweetie Belle has told me of those AWFUL little brats, I'd say it's about time they got a little slap on the hoof."
>She smiles at you with sparkling eyes.
>"Or on their BUTTS!" Sweetie Belle busts into a fit of giggles and spews her sandwich everywhere.
>"Manners Sweetie!" Rarity scolds.
>What a pleasant family.
Rarity, I actually had a favor to ask...
>A few hours later you are back in Carousel Boutique after a trip to your house.
>You had made some quick sketches and brought them to Rarity.
>She puts on her glasses and spreads the drawings out on a workbench.
>"Oh my, darling this is... Simply marvelous!"
>You grin at her praise.
>"And this spandex would look so fetching on your tight tushie!"
>You blush.
>"I'll get started right away! We'll have two done by midnight."
>You thank her over and over as she starts her work.
>It was happening.
>Your suit would strike fear and awe into all those who opposed the peace.
>All those who opposed
>CAPTAIN PONE!
>The next night you take to the streets.
>Or whatever the ponies call them.
>Your suit feels good on you.
>All green spandex covering your whole body.
>Black boots and gloves.
>A simple eye cover like Robin wore.
>Rarity sewed a large logo on the chest in black lettering.
>Two letters.
>Your symbol as Captain Pone:
>'CP'
>Wait a minute...
>Well shit, probably should have thought this out more...
>The ponies won't make that connection though.
The name stays!
>You stand on a roof and scope out your town.
>There must be SOME trouble going on.
>A movement below catches your eye.
>There's a pony skulking around in the shadows.
It's... Pone time.
>You jump from the roof and land in front of the villain.
For great justice!
>No no, that's no good.
>You pinch the bridge of your nose and try another phrase.
What are... YOU doing here?!"
>It's a work in progress.
>The pony drops a bottle of what you see is cider.
>You look up from it and get a full view.
Rainbow Dash??
>She hiccups and her eyes go wide.
>"What the... That's- that's so AWESOME!"
>She runs to you and examines your suit.
>"Is that a CAPE?!"
>You can't help but pose for her.
Yes it is I! Defender of peace! CAPTAIN POOOOOOONE!
>She cheers and clops her hooves together,
>"You are seriously the COOLEST pony ever!"
>Wait what?
P-pony?
>She thinks you're a pony...
>Rainbow Dash circles around you.
>You will let her admire your glory for a while before walking a beat again.
>You feel her pull up your cape.
>"Oh yeah... That's one nice ass you got there Captain."
>What?
>You turn and step back.
Thank you?
>Her face is flushed. This pony is drunk.
>In public!
Rainbow Dash, I'm sorry.
>She tilts her head.
This is against the law and must therefore punished.
>She turns and shakes her rear at you.
>You can see her naughty bits as her tail sways.
>She looks back and moans.
>"Come punish me then Captaiiiiin..."
>You stutter and back away.
Actually... Just head home Dash.
>She puts a hoof to her head.
>"Oh but what if I pass out on the way? Or get mugged?!"
>Good point.
>You have a civil duty.
Okay Rainbow let's-
>Before you can finish she zips under your legs and you're riding her through the air.
Whoa! What are you-
>She cheers and performs her Sonic Rainboom.
>You can't help but laugh along with her.
This is amazing!
>"You ain't seen nothing yet Captain Bone, wait until we get to my place."
>You get to her place.
Wait this isn't your home!
>She's brought you to the hotel.
>"Of course not. I'm crashing here for the week while my house is re-fluffed."
>Couldn't she do that herself?
>Whatever.
Well, I must take my leave now Rainbow Dash. Take care!
>You turn to leave but feel a tug on your cape.
>"Wait..."
>You turn back and see her holding onto you sheepishly.
>"Captain Pone, you're so cool... And... I r-really would like it if you maybe hung out with me for a little maybe?"
>But
>But crime!
>And... And villains!
>She gives you the puppy eyes.
>Shit.
Alright. But, only for a little young mare!
>She squees and drags you inside.
>You get to her room and have a seat on the couch.
>She pops open a bottle of Punch Berry Wine and pours two glasses.
>Your weakness is wine.
>So classy.
>She sits beside you and gives you a glass.
So Rainbow Dash, what do you do for fun?
>She takes a long swig, "what do YOU do for fun Captaiiiin?"
>Is there something in her eyes?
>Why is she looking at you like that?
>And why are her wings stuck out like that?
>And WHY is she massaging your thigh?
>You didn't even get into a brawl today, so you're not sore.
Well, I like to fight crime!
>Rainbow places a hoof on your spandex-bound crotch.
>"And I like to do this!"
>She latches on to you and forces her tongue into your mouth.
>The fiend!
>You push her away.
Rainbow Dash what are you thinking?!
>Her hoof shoots up and rips away your mask.
>Your secret identity!
>You cover your face, but hear her gasp.
>"Wait, y-you're not a pony! You're... Anon?"
Damn...
>You uncover yourself and look away.
You've revealed my identity. And on my first night too...
>What a poor excuse for a hero.
>Dash hands you your mask back, still in shock.
>"Anon I didn't know you could be so..."
>You cringe.
>"... AWESOME!"
What?
>When you look at her she tackles you onto the bed.
Rainbow wait, I have to go!
>She rubs her body on your spandex and kisses you again.
>"I'm so turned on right now. I think- I think spandex is my fetish."
>You struggle under her.
>She looks down, "I don't think you came armed, so I'll assume that isn't your weapon jabbing into my crotch..."
>Oh no.
>Of all the rotten times to deploy an erection...
Rainbow Dash let me go!
>She frowns.
>"You wouldn't want all the ponies in town to know Captain Pone's secret identity now would you?"
>Your dreams!
Now uh, let's not be hasty!
>She smiles and paws at your suit.
>"Good. Now I don't know how to get this suit off of you so, whip out that cock!"
>The next thing you know, you're behind Rainbow on the bed with your hands on her rear.
>Your super cock is at full power, exposed through the zipper hole Rarity installed for super urination purposes.
>Rainbow moans and wiggles her butt.
>"I don't even care about foreplay, just rut me!"
>You look over at the wall.
>There's a large mirror.
>You see yourself wearing your full suit, positioned for action.
>She let you put the mask back on.
>Actually she insisted.
>Suddenly you feel cool.
>You stare at the mirror as you squeeze her marshmallowy flanks and thrust into her.
>She moans and collapses forward.
>You smile at your reflection as you begin to pump into her wet hole.
>"Oh yes Captain! I've been a baaaad mare!"
>You take your hands off of her flanks and flex into the mirror as you rut her.
>The way the spandex hugs your curves pleases you.
>Rainbow Dash cums and gives a bleat before she passes out.
>You salute your reflection and exit her.
>After you zip yourself up and tuck her in, you snap a piture of yourself with the spy camera you keep on you and sign it.
>'To my adoring fan Rainbow Dash, xoxo CP'
>With that final touch you lay the photo next to her and leave.
>Of course you pose and flex in the mirror some more before jumping from the window.
>You are Fluttershy.
>For the past two days you have watched Anon's antics.
>To say the least, your groin had been a melting pot of sugar honey iced tea.
>His Captain Pone costume made your heart flutter.
>The way his cape and hair flapped in the wind when he ran made your wings flap.
>That tushie in those spandex made-
>"O-oh my..."
>You whine and back into the wall, lightly rubbing your flanks back and forth.
>"I'm so... Naughty."
>You see Ano- Captain Pone jump gracefully from the window of the hotel he entered with Rainbow Dash.
>Like a beautiful hawk, he lands on the ground
>On his face.
>You wince as Captain Pone belly flops into the grass.
>Not the best landing....
>You flitter from the pile of trash you're hiding in and over to him.
C-captain Pone, a-are you okay?
>He looks up in shock.
>"Who are you fiend?!"
>You attempt a pose and whimper.
>The suit Rarity made you is sure to impress him.
>It's an all pink fuzzy fluffy bunny suit, complete with floppy ears.
>So cute~
>But you don't wear a mask, the ears are connected to a hood, so your face sticks out.
>Why doesn't he recognize you?
Um... I'm B-Bunny Mare, y-your sidekick!
>He stands and dusts his suit off.
>Your legs wobble.
>"Sidekick?!"
>You cower as he rubs his chin in thought.
>"BRILLIANT! My very own sidekick! Are you ready to fight for peace?!"
>He poses with one arm raised behind him as though he's running.
Um, y-yes?
>He punches the air.
>Sooooo cute!~
YES! YES I'M READY FOR YOU!
>"Then let us go forth BM!"
>Captain Pone hops onto your back and points to the sky.
>"WE RIDE!"
>You are Anon.
>No, you are Captain Pone!
>For the next few nights you ride with your sidekick, B-Bunny Mare, or as you call her: BM.
>There's actually crime everywhere in this god forsaken town!
>Fillies not returning books on time to Cheerilee!
>Jay walkers!
>Litter bugs!
>The Mayor is now aware of your presence and has hired ponies to capture you.
>A wanted man.
>It made you hard.
>B-Bunny Mare was a strange one.
>Every time you rode her, she secreted a mist behind her through the air.
>Was this a form of cloaking device?
>And what about those squeaks she would emitt during your rides?
>You had begun to suspect she employed sonar for flight.
>Pretty cool.
>This night, you land at the newest fiend's lair.
>The library...
>Twilight Sparkle had been using an ungodly amount of electricity in that tree of hers.
>What was she doing in there?
>You knock on the door.
>When the purple mare answers, she looks tired and frazzled.
>"What do you want?"
Twilight Sparkle, I have come to do battle!
>She groans, "Listen, you REALLY don't know what you're dealing with here, I'm on a day off and I haven't even gone in my basement today, DON'T make me change my mind!"
>The door slams in your face.
>Fucking Twilight Sparkle.
>Looking for more crime, you fly through the air on your trusty sidekick.
BM! Down there!
>You point down to a pony standing on a roof.
>B-Bunny Mare swoops down, in a fluster of cloaking mist and sonar squeals as you press your body against her.
TRIXIE!
>BM lands and you do a barrel roll off, stopping in a pose the Power Rangers would cream over.
Trixie you villain! What are you doing?!
>The unicorn smiles.
>"The Great And Powerful Trixie has heard of you Captain Pone!"
>She removes her hat.
>"And your sidekick, B-Bunny Mare!"
>B-Bunny Mare squeaks, "Um, a-actually it's just Bunny Mare..."
>Trixie reaches into her hat, "Whatever! Behold!"
>She pulls a filly from the magical hat.
Sweetie Belle?!
>Sweetie squirms as she is held in the air.
>"Help me Captain Pone!"
>Your act almost falters
Trixie what are you...
>She walks to the edge of the building and holds Sweetie Belle over the empty space.
NO!
>You run forward but stop when Trixie holds up a hoof,
>"Ah ah ah Captain Pone, you wouldn't want me to slip now would you?"
>You grit your teeth, frozen in confliction.
What is your game Trixie? Why do this?
>She flips her mane.
>"To send a message! A message that it is not okay to steal the spotlight in this town!"
>Bunny Mare whimpers from behind you, "b-but you're just a b-background pony..."
Easy now Trixie...
>"You're only a p-plot device for Twilight Sparkle t-to grow..."
Put Sweetie Down and we can end this!
>Trixie tilts her head.
>"Hmmm, okay."
>She lets Sweetie Belle drop.
NOOOOOOO!
>You run and jump from the building.
>You can hear Bunny Mare yell behind you.
>Trixie laughs and disappears in a cloud of smoke.
SWEETIE!
>You reach out for her as she plummets.
>This three story fall would surely end her.
>She screams and reaches for you.
>Almost touching...
>You feel hooves wrap around your stomach from behind as Bunny Mare stops your fall.
NO! NOT ME! HER!
>You reach futily as Sweetie Belle falls.
>Her scream is silenced as she smacks headfirst into the ground.
SWEETIE BELLE!
>Bunny Mare is crying as the two of you stare at her unmoving body.
Oh god... Take us down!
>You are lowered and collapse on your knees over her.
>You put an ear to her mouth.
She's breathing! We need to get her to a hospital!
>You scoop up her little body and hop on Bunny Mare.
Hurry!
It's been two days since the fall.
>You sit in a hospital room at the bedside.
>You've never left her side.
>Your costume had been thrown away.
>The other ponies all came and went every day.
>Rarity almost never left.
>Rainbow Dash had come to comfort you when she could.
>You sob and drag your nails down your face.
>This was all your fault.
>You never asked for this.
>You had only wanted to help these ponies.
>To help this town.
>But instead, you had gotten a filly hurt.
>A filly that trusted you.
>A filly that could possibly not make it...
>No amount of apologies could wake Sweetie from her coma.
>You grab her tiny hoof and bury your face into her bed.
>"Anon?"
>You look up in shock.
Sweetie Belle?
>She smiles weakly at you, the setting sun illuminating her from behind.
>"You're here..."
I-I'm here... I'm always here. I'm so sorry Sweetie Belle I'm SO sorry!"
>You break down.
>Her hoof rubs your hair.
>"Captain Pone may be super, but... You'll always be my... Hero... Anon..."
>She fades into slumber.
>You are Fluttershy.
>Emotions cannot describe how hard it was to see Anon cast aside the mask.
>The thing that made him happy.
>That bond you had shared on those magical nights.
>All gone.
>Burned.
>By Trixie.
>Sure it was sad what happened to Sweetie Belle, but...
>You are in your cottage.
>The whole night was spent preparing this.
>A new costume.
>Makeup smeared across your face.
>Grease in your mane.
>This character you had seen in Anon's beloved comic books.
>This was the way to get your time back.
>You lick your lips and leave your home.
>This was for Anon.
>You would be the villain.
>Not the villain he wanted.
>But the one he needed...
>You had made a decent nurse outfit with the help of Rarity.
>It gets you into the hosptial unnoticed.
>You find Sweetie Belle's room.
>Anon had finally decided to go home.
>Oh well.
>You walk up to the bed.
>Sweetie opens her eyes weakly.
>"F-Fluttershy?"
>You smile wickedly down at her.
Hi.
 
END PART 1

>It has been a few days since you retired the identity of Captain Pone.
>You sit at the kitchen table in your underwear nursing a bottle of cider.
>There's large bags under your eyes.
>Your hair is greasy from not showering.
>The stuble on your face is beginning to make you look like a vagrant.
>You are a broken man.
>The last of your alcohol is drained and you look up.
>A pony sits at the other end of your table.
>A pegasus pony with makeup smeared across her face.
>Her mane is greasier than yours.
A-are you who I think you are?
>You feel fear as she smiles at you.
>"HahaHAHA h-ha?"
>You can't believe some pony has taken up the Joker's persona.
>"You like it? I-I've been watching you... I wanted to see what y-you'd do. And y-you didn't disappoint."
>She licks her lips.
>"You let a filly almost die. Then, y-you let the commissioner- er, mayor take your place..."
>You slam your fist on the table.
The mayor is doing good in my absence!
>"I-I know the truth: there's no going back... You've changed things,"
>Her eyes shift in a twitch,
>"Forever."
>You frown.
Do you want to kill me?
>Jokermare gives a shrill laugh.
>"I-I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? No. No no... You. Complete. Me."
You're garbage who... Uh, does things for money?
>"D-don't talk like one of them, y-you're not!"
>Her hooves are on the table.
>"See t-to them you're just a f-freak... Like me! They n-need you now, and when they don't... They'll cast you out."
>"L-like a leper... um, If that's okay with you..."
>She smiles at you and licks her lips with a twitch.
>"A-aren't you gonna ask where Sweetie Belle is?"
>Your eyes widen.
>Without thinking, you reach forward and slam her head on the table.
WHERE IS SHE JOKERMARE?!
>She laughs and wipes some blood from her mouth.
>"Ah... Never start with t-the head, the victim gets all... F-fuzzy."
>You sit back down.
Okay, you wanted me, here I am.
WHERE'S SWEETIE BELLE?!
>"I'll tell you, but you might have to dawn that p-pretty little suit..."
No!
>You smash your bottle on the ground.
Never again! That's my one rule...
>She gives her shrill insane laugh.
>"Oh... Then t-that's the rule you'll have to break to find t-the truth."
>You bolt up and punch her in the face.
>She falls to the floor laughing.
WHERE IS SHE YOU MONSTER?!
>You pick her up and slam her into the wall.
>She gasps and lets out a moan.
>The scent reminds you of Bunny Mare's cloaking mist.
>"I-I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the c-curve."
AHHH!
>You slam Jokermare onto the ground and begin beating her about the face as she laughs and moans.
>When you get tired you leave her moaning and discharging on the floor.
>For some reason, you think, her blood is a sticky fluid that only comes from her genitals.
>Odd...
>No time to worry about that, you put on some clothes and run to the hospital.
>You get to Sweetie Belle's room and burst in.
>The mane six, minus Fluttershy and Rarity are all standing around the bed weeping.
>They turn and notice you.
>Immediately you are tackled by four sobbing ponies.
WHERE IS SHE?!
>They flinch at your deep gravely roar.
Sorry...
>Twilight holds up a piece of paper, "Jokermare took her Anon!"
>You snatch the paper and look at it.
>Written in red crayon is 'HaHAhahaHAHAha' all over the page with a crude drawing of Jokermare carrying Sweetie Belle.
Damn it...
>You should have never left her at your home...
>"Anon,"
>Rainbow Dash grips your shirt, "can we speak in private?"
>The other mares let you go.
Sure?
>Your friends exit the room, leaving you and Rainbow alone.
>She looks at you pleadingly, "You need to become Captain Pone agai-"
No.
>She stares at you with an open mouth.
Never again.
>Her face changes to rage.
>"Sweetie Belle has been foalnapped! She needs to be saved!"
>You look at your hand in a daze.
The last time I was the Pone... A filly almost died...
>Rainbow Dash slaps you across the face.
>"YOU'RE BEING STUPID! THIS ISN'T THE ANON I KNOW! HE WOULDN'T BE THIS SELFISH!"
>You stare at her in awe as she screams at you.
>"YOU'RE JUST A... A SELFISH BABY!"
>With that she huffs and flies out of the window.
>You are Fluttershy.
>After that delicious beating by Anon, you use one of his socks to finish the job and clean up.
>He was so sexy when he was angry.
>But it's time to move on with your plan.
>You leave.
>After waiting in Mayor Mare's office for an hour, she finally shows up.
>The light flips on and she jumps upon seeing you sitting behind her desk.
G-good evening commissioner...
>She tilts her head.
Um... Mayor.
>"Where is Sweetie Belle?"
>She looks fearful.
Oh. I'll let her go, I just need something in return...
>She gulps.
>"I can give you however many bits you want."
>You sigh.
It's not a-about bits.
>You hold up the lighter taken from Anon's house.
It's about s-sending a m-message...
>You toss the lit lighter onto the desk you covered in lantern fuel before she arrived.
E-everything burns...
>She screams out for her security as you fly out of her window.
>You look back and see the building beginning to smoke.
>Oh dear...
>This was all for Anon.
>For Captain Pone.
>You would do anything to get your time back.
>By any means necessary.
>You are Anon.
>There's smoke in the air as you walk home with your head down.
>This town was going downhill...
>A phrase surfaces in your mind as you walk.
>"Captain Pone may be super, but... You'll always be my... Hero... Anon..."
>You stop and squeeze your hand tight, your nails digging into your palm.
>This was not who you were...
>Rainbow Dash was right.
>Nothing but a selfish baby.
>This town needed you...
>Ponies needed Captian Pone.
>You begin to run back to your house with a roar.
IT'S PONE TIME!
>After fishing your suit from the trash, you run up to your room and begin getting dressed, having to trade out a sock that is wet for some reason.
>You shave and wash your hair, making it into a nice feathered swoosh again.
>Feeling on top of the world you climb onto your roof.
>Looking out on the night, you breathe in deeply and hold two fingers up to the moon with a dashing smile.
FOR GREEEEAT JUSSSSSTICEEEE!
>You practice a few Pone Kicks and Pone Punches (original moves, donut steel!), then take off into the night.
>You are Rarity.
>You sit in your workshop, going over some Captain Pone costume alterations you've been dying to try out.
>These nights have been spent sleepless, creating costumes and gadgets for CP.
>You knew he'd be the one to rescue your Sweetie Belle...
>He just HAD to!
>You feel exhausted but keep working.
>The front bell rings as a pony enters.
Who's there? We're clooooosed!~
>Lyra enters your work room and sits down.
>She had been working for you recently, managing the finances.
What is it dear?
>You keep your nose to the grind, not looking at her.
>"You wanted me to do the diligence on the MLP holdings deal again,"
>She pauses.
>"Well... I found some irregularities."
>You sigh.
Their Colt EO is in royal custody.
>"No, not with their numbers, with yours."
>She places a paper down on the desk and smiles,
>"Don't tell me you didn't recognize your baby out there biffing royal carriages in the Equestrian Times..."
>Somehow she had gotten her hooves on a design sheet for an original Captain Pone suit.
>You remove your stylish glasses and frown.
>"What are you building for him now? A rocket carriage?"
>She smiles smugly.
>"I want free dresses for the rest of my life. And giant foam hands."
>With a sigh you lean forward.
Let me get this straight, you think that our client, the only human in the world is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your PLAN is to blackmail this person?
>She looks frightened suddenly, realizing her hasty mistake.
>She stutters and licks her lips.
Good luck.
>You smile smugly back at her.
>Lyra stands and slides the designs back to you.
>"K-keep that..."
>You are Trixie.
The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie!
>Sorry
>You are The Great And Powerful Trixie,
>You sit with your cronies, Snips and Snails in The Great And Secret Lair.
>As you discuss this new villain Jokermare, you hear a quiet laugh.
>You look up and see her walk into the room.
Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my colt here tickle your head off?
>It almost looks like she falters at your threat.
>"H-how about a magic trick?"
>Jokermare pulls out a carrot and stabs it into the table.
>What?
>"I'm going t-to make this carrot, disappear..."
>Snips gets up and walks over to her with a glare.
>She quickly grabs his head and slams it down onto the carrot.
>The vegetable is rammed into his mouth and he swallows it, then falls to the floor licking his lips.
>"T-tada..." she holds her hooves up with a smile.
>You tilt your head as Snails stands and licks his lips.
Sit. I want to hear her proposition...
>Jokermare sits.
What do you propose?
>"It's simple... w-we uh, snuggle the Captain."
>You laugh.
If it's so simple why haven't you done it already?
>She frowns, "If you're good at s-something, never do it for free."
How much do you want?
>She licks her lips, "half."
>Snails laughs, "you're crazy! Enough from the clown!"
>He stands up and advances toward her.
>She backs away and holds out a sugar cube.
>You gasp.
>Jokermare backs toward the door, "l-let's not... lick this out of proportion..."
>She opens the door,
>"M-meet me at city hall t-tonight."
>You are Captain Pone.
>Mayor Mare had signaled you by using the Pone Signal.
>A large lit-up 'CP' blazed in the sky over Ponyville.
>You would have to thank Rarity later.
>When you arrive you find that her office is completely burned out.
>But she seems fine.
>"Captain Pone... It took a lot of cider for me to convince myself to call on you."
>You frown and scan the area, flexing a little.
Have you heard anything about the filly?
>She raises an eyebrow.
>"What's wrong with your voice? Are you sick?"
>You clear your throat.
Don't waste my time.
>She holds out a card to you.
>More crayon drawing on a playing card.
>It simply reads 'UR A FAGET'.
>You toss it down and look up.
So, she will be here tonight?
>Before the mayor can speak, you hear familiar laughter.
TRIXIE!
>Trixie appears on the roof in a cloud of smoke and fireworks.
>She has goons with her now.
>Two colts with brown paper bags on their heads with eye holes.
>"It is I!"
>You grit your teeth when Jokermare steps into view beside her.
>This is going to be one intense battle.
>It's a good thing you stopped at Rarity's before this and got her latest CP equipment for you.
>You run at the building.
>Using your new Pone Boots that are magically enchanted, you run straight up the wall of the large building, your arms held out in a v behind you.
>Trixie and Jokermare look surprised by this.
>You smile.
It's Pone time...
>You jump onto the roof over their heads as they cower.
>God you're almost hard at how cool you must look.
>You land and turn to face them in a Pone Pose.
What are... YOU doing here?
>You pinch the bridge of your nose.
>That line was supposed to be worked on...
>Trixie steps forward, "The Great And Powerful Trixie has come to... SNUGGLE you once and for all!"
>You gasp and step back.
>"And Jokermare is here as we-"
>You all look over to see Jokermare is not there.
>Trixie growls, "whatever! Minions! Snuggle that fool!"
>Her two colt cronies advance toward you.
>You reach into your pocket.
Looks like you young ones could use some... CP in your life!
>You pull out the emergency pocket sand you described to Rarity.
>Thank goodness she included it...
>You throw it into the pony's faces.
Wait a minute, that's not sand...
>The cloud of white powder engulfs the minions and they fall to the ground convulsing.
SALT?!
>A natural hallucinogen and aphrodisiac to ponies.
>The two giggle and flail on the ground, rubbing and kissing eachother.
>Well shit...
>Trixie roars in rage and runs at you.
>With a magic blast to your chest, you are knocked onto you back.
>Before you can catch your breath, Trixie is on top of you.
>"I have you now Captain Pone! Prepare to get the shit snuggled out of you!"
>You strain to fight her off.
P-pone!
>Suddenly you hear a series of squeaks.
>Trixie stops and looks up.
>"What is that?"
>It sounds like...
Sonar!
Bunny Mare!
>Trixie is tackled off of you in a green blur.
>You jump up and watch as the two struggle on the roof.
What do I do?
>Bunny Mare now sports a green costume that matches yours.
>Trixie pins Bunny Mare and smiles.
No!
>You run toward them, but it's too late.
>Trixie rubs her cheek on your sidekick's.
>Bunny Mare squeals and goes limp under the fiendish snuggling.
You monster! Take this!
>You wind up while running,
PONE PUNCH!
>Your fist connects with Trixie's face and she's sent flying with a 'POW!'
>You drop and cradle Bunny Mare in your arms.
Bunny Mare! You... You saved me...
>She looks up at you with tears in her eyes.
>She's fading.
>You squeeze her tightly.
>"Y-you... You really d-did it Captain... You r-really made the gra*COUGH!*"
>You stroke one of her floppy ears and she gives a sonar squeak and releases some cloaking mist.
>"You're the greatest... Hero... Ever..."
>Her eyes close.
>You sob and look to the sky.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
>You stand and look upon Trixie with rage.
>She raises, rubbing her jaw and laughs.
>"Aw, sorry about Baby Mare!"
>You take off your Pone Utility Belt (marvelous bedazzled version) and let it fall beside you.
Trixie... You have poned your last pone...
>You charge at eachother.
>Her horn glows and you feel a magical blast glance off your cheek.
>You yell and kick at her.
PONE KICK!
>It connects with her side.
>She yelps and falls.
HaHA!
>You take a moment to pose.
>She glares up and blasts you in the chest again with her magic.
>You drop to your knees and gasp for breath.
>Still too early for poses...
One last move Trixie...
>You both stand and face eachother.
>"One move will assure Trixie's great victory!"
>You smile and charge.
>She screams her name and gallops at you.
FOOOOR GREEEAAAT JUSSSTICE!
>You dodge her spell and grab her.
>She struggles in fear as you lift her at arms length.
>With a signature sparkling smile you unleash your supreme move.
PONE HEADBUTT-UTT-UTt-utt-utt...
>The words echo as your skull bashes into Trixie's.
>With a sceam she's sent flying off the building.
>Before she hits the ground, she disappears in a puff of smoke.
>Her last words fill the air.
>"Curse you Captain Pone!"
>You take a second to pose for the cheering onlookers below.
>After a few photo shots, you turn and go to Bunny Mare.
>You lift her and she wakes up with a feeble smile.
>"Y-you did it..."
>You kiss her cheek.
>A massive cloud of her mist fills the air.
>You set her down and the two of you walk to the edge of the building.
>The crowd of ponies below erupt in cheers and chant for you.
>"CP! CP! CP!"
>You look down to Bunny Mare and smile.
>She nods at you and her legs wobble.
>Both of you wave down at the crowd, lit up by the Pone Signal.
>You notice Sweetie Belle on her sister's back below.
>She cheers up to you.
>"YOU'RE THE GREATEST CAPTAIN PONE!"
>You feel a swell in your heart.
Let's go Bunny Mare...
>You fly off on BM, the crowd running along underneath you below.
>The spotlight follows you as you glide through the night air.
>You raise two fingers to the moon and smile.
This is the best night ever...
>You are Fluttershy.
>It has been a week since Anon defeated Trixie.
>His website on the Ponynet, 'For Great Justice' has recieved over one million upvotes.
>You have never been happier.
>Every night you fight crime with your hero.
>All is as it should be.
>Your only worry is how much time he's been spending with Rainbow Dash...
>Oh well.
>You giggle into the mirror as you get ready.
>Captain Pone was here to stay.
>Even the Mayor approved of him now.
>The town idolized him.
>Especially all the little fillies and colts.
>You had even gotten Angel a CP suit that he played in.
>He was star struck when you brought the Captain over before a mission.
>You finish applying your makeup.
>Sure, Captain Pone was here to stay.
>But...
>He always needed a worthy villain right?
>His happiness was your happiness.
>You laugh at your reflection and lick your lips.
Captain Pone...
Are you ready for our night out?
THE END
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