This totally wasn't made because of insecurities and an attempt to not sound like a schizo about liking fat
And it definitely doesn't make me seem more like a schizo to justify it with the cartoon horse program

>be the pink one
>you are the Element of Laughter
>your element carries a great deal of deeper meaning that many ponies don't think about
>many ponies simply see you as the fattest of the bakers at Sugarcube Corner, and a hedonistic party animal
>in reality....well, you're definitely huge. But that's not the whole story
>your size is the embodiment of the bronze virtues of your element: live, love, drink and make merry
>your size doesn't stop you from traipsing around, telling jokes, singing and dancing
>you simply make a bit more of a show out of it -- not intentionally, but because you simply take up more space
>everything moves when you so much as wave to a pony in greeting
>some may connect your obesity to gluttony, or lack of control
>you certainly are a passionate mare, but you just don't feel like there are enough downsides to pigging out
>after all, what's so bad about being a big jiggly wiggly cutie? Look at these squishy li'l cheeks!
>and yes, you do eat and drink more than most -- maybe even unhealthily so
>but life is short, and life is all about sharing in cheer


>be the quiet one
>you're the Element of Kindness
>accommodating, warm, loving
>when somepony needs company in hard times, or a shoulder to cry on, you are the best in the trade
>it's difficult for you not only to act evil, but even perceive of doing it
>sure, you've had lapses in character, but they never lasted
>you've found a sense of calm and contentment with life in your time caring for others
>your form is practically devoid of muscle outside that which is necessary for carrying your hefty midsection and rump
>sure, you've exercised with your closest friend, but you've always lagged behind
>some may call you weak, but in reality, you simply have little need for physical fitness
>what matters is the comfort you provide to others
>your animal friends practically smother you in the winter
>you don't begrudge it, you actually enjoy the company
>company makes you feel so warm..


>be the dress horse
>you are the Element of Generosity
>you weren't always as wealthy as you are now, but you were always a mare of culture and class
>but more importantly, you treated all you had as temporary and better suited to the hooves of others
>you pride yourself on your connection to the cultures of the known world
>you may reside in a small town, but by no means do you let that limit you
>you've worn a variety of garbs, you've read literature and listened to music from all walks of life
>you're not as well read as another friend of yours, but you've experienced the world in a more visceral way than she has
>but of course, most of all, you've had a great many meals from every locale in Equestria and some beyond
>this bountiful flesh only accentuates your well-rounded beauty and worldly wisdom
>your femininity nearly rivals that of your spa-buddy and close friend, but unlike her, you rigorously maintain your appearance
>some may see you as vain, but you prefer to see yourself as conscious of your appearance
>and looking your best helps you to feel your best!


>be a humble backgro-- apple farmer
>Freudian slip
>you are the Element of Honesty
>you're a hard worker, a hospitable country girl, and a rowdy lady
>your brute strength is an extension of your honesty; you're not one for abstractions and speaking around what you see and think
>you're fat. Doc might call ya obese. She'd be right. No harm in tellin' it like it is.
>your job isn't to run the fastest, climb the highest, or to look the daintiest
>you're strong, but you're fat
>you need that muscle to do your job, and the fat is because you eat well
>it's not too complicated to understand -- it's blindingly simple
>who gives a buck if you're a twig or a blob? You do your job and you do it well
>some might call that round belly and stallion-like barrel chest ugly on a mare, they can shove it
>your firmness and groundedness is a part of who you are
>and beauty standards have nothing to do with it


>be the hot shot
>you are the Element of Loyalty
>for your friends, your community, and the princesses, you kick ass and take names
>you're a fighter, a powerhouse, and a celebrity to those who know of your exploits
>you're hot shit, and you know it
>your flanks and middle are bigger than most in the athletic sphere, but you are by no means soft
>your endurance is impeccable, and your muscles are hard to miss
>you are the epitome of health, and your hardiness is a testament to that
>it's not about the weight, it's about how you throw it around, and you got the agility and strength to prove that adage
>you dedicate yourself to being the best you can be
>and whether it's just your appetite or your proximity to some of the biggest mares in Equestria, the best you can be is pretty big
>but that's fine, because a champion doesn't starve herself or take shortcuts
>no, you eat every meal and go through every workout with purpose
>you got all the macros you need, plenty of vitamins and minerals, even between the empty calories of Pinkie's baking
>you were born to be the mare you are, and you're proud of where you are today


>be the bookworm
>you are the Element of Magic
>you have committed yourself to learning everything there is to know about your element, and that of your friends
>you admit to being new to the meaningful kind of friendship that you now have, but it's not for lack of trying
>before you fully knew what you had in your closest friends, you were nose-deep in every ancient tome in every library in Canterlot
>some may call you obsessive, easy to overwhelm or confound -- they would be right
>you've had your fair share of long nights of study, distractions from your work or livelihood, small embarrassments and hit to your pride
>but it's made you more humble as your obsession has mellowed out
>Magic is more than just wishy-washy woowoo, it has form and function that require study and practice
>by dedicating your life to Magic and its practice, you've left other things on the wayside
>you aren't the fittest, the fastest, the strongest
>but you don't have to be any of those things to learn from ponies long past and use their endowed power for good
>you are an understated kind of mare, content to keep to the sidelines with a notepad and study the world around you
>you're meticulous in that way, and it makes you great at scholastic pursuits
>your fat isn't enormous, it's more the product of lacking self-care
>as you've found, your friends help pick you up when you're low -- their aid has made you a lot less frumpy and uncared-for than you once were
>maybe you're not as well-coiffed as your fashionista friend, or as naturally beautiful as your confidant
>maybe you're not a beefcake athlete, or stacked like a brick shithouse
>what you are, however, is the amalgamation of those closest to you, and a mirror to their best qualities
>there are worse things in this world to be, and your sense of place makes you happy