> You are Sunset Shimmer in the checkout line at the grocery store, two bottles of wine for the drunk Maria Kart stream you and Anon will be doing tonight
> You turn as you hear a divider hit the conveyor belt
> Principal Celestia looks utterly worn out, setting down her purchases
> A bottle of the same wine you are buying, a carton of cookie-dough ice cream, and a pizza lunchables
> You think back to Anon's homemade pizza, leftovers still out on the counter right now
"Good evening, Principal Celestia."
> The woman blinks, then musters a polite smile
> "Oh, hello, Sunset. How have you been?"
> You have never known how to interact with someone so much like your teacher, yet without Princess Celestia's millennia of gathered wisdom
> But your herding instincts are telling you that this mare, no, woman would be a dependable herd-sister and desperately needs the dick you have been getting
"It's been great, I was able to quit my day-job and play video games on Twatch with my boyfriend full time. We're actually going to play drunk Maria Kart on tonight's stream."
> Celestia smiles more genuinely now
> "I'm glad you're able to follow your passions, that sounds like a lot of fun."
> You nod happily
"I am having a blast. Say, would you like to join us tonight? Maria Kart is more fun with more players, and Anon made some truly delicious pizza."
> Celestia seems blindsided by the invitation
> "I, uh, wouldn't want to intrude on your time with your boyfriend."
> You shake your head
"Don't worry about that, I spend plenty of time with him. If you don't mind me saying, you look like you could use an evening of fun and games to unwind. What do you say?"
> Celestia lets out a helpless little laugh
> "You might be right about that. Are you sure your boyfriend wouldn't mind?"
> You grin
"Trust me, he's going to love you."
> Celestia looks skeptical, but shrugs
> "In that case, I'll go with you."
> You beam at her
"I can't wait! This is going to be so much fun."


> You pull into your driveway and grab your grocery bags as you get out of your car
> Celestia parks by the street then power walks to join you at the door
> You open it and call out
"Babe, I'm back! And I've got a surprise for you!"
> You walk in and kick off your shoes
> You hear footsteps as Celestia bends over to take off her wedge pump shoes
> Anon rounds the corner
> "Is it more horse st-"
> You smirk as you see his eyes glance at Celestia's tuf- cleavage as she straightens up
"Anon, this is Principal Celestia. I ran into her at the grocery store and persuaded her to join us."
> Celestia smiles sheepishly
> "I hope I'm not intruding."
> Anon shakes his head
> "Not at all, it's nice to meet you after hearing so much from Shimmy. Come on in, have some pizza, make yourself at home."
> You walk into the kitchen and set the wine bottles on the table
> Celestia hesitates 
> "I have some ice cream here, mind if I put it in your freezer for later?"
> Anon accepts the proffered bag
> "Sure thing. Oh, cookie dough? Matrician taste."
> Celestia smiles and puts her bottle of wine on the table too
> You pat her on the back
"I'll be setting things up in the front room, come join us once you've eaten."
> Celestia nods


> Anon settles on the middle cushion  by you as you adjust the camera pointed at the couch
> "Like, I know you said she was big, but..."
> You smirk 
"Majestic, wouldn't you say?"
> Anon laughs
> "That's one way to describe them. So, is there something..."
> He wiggles his fingers significantly
> "Going on?"
> You shake your head
"No, nothing magical. Just thought she could use a break."
> Anon kisses you on the cheek
> "You're sweet."
> You smile 
"Only because you give me so much sugar."
> You get a feeling and glance aside
> Celestia stands in the doorway, an awkward smile on her face
> She catches you looking at her and says, "I can come back later, if..."
> You snort
"Get over here and play some Maria Kart, woman."
> It feels weird ordering her around, but she chuckles and sits down on the other end of the couch
> Anon hands her a controller, and you clear your throat
"So, what do you want to use as a nickname while you are on the stream? Assuming you don't want to use your real name."
> She chews on her lip
> "Let's go with Sunny C, I guess."
> You nod
"That'll work. I'll introduce you at the start of the stream, all you really have to do is smile and wave."
> Celestia nods
> "I can do that."
> You wiggle a little to get comfortable, then hit broadcast
> You smile at the camera
“Welcome to Shimmer’s Fold, I’m Shimmer, this is Nonner, and we are joined tonight by Sunny C!”
> Celestia smiles awkwardly and gives a little wave
> Chat immediately overflows with [Who?], [Uh oh, Mom’s home!], and [My husband’s girlfriend came to play vidya…]
> You roll your eyes and pour the wine into three plastic cups
“Tonight we’ll be playing Maria Kart with some additional rules to make it fun. Every time one of us gets hit by a shell, that player takes a sip of wine. After the first bottle is empty, we switch to 150cc for the races. After the second bottle is empty, we’ll be doing battle mode. Got it? Good. Let’s gooooooo!”

> Celestia picks Maria, Anon picks Prince Peach, and you pick Bowsaria to complete the herd you totally ship those three in
> Anon, the sweetie, leans over and teaches Celestia in whispers about the controls
> [Cool-hue boys can’t resist them womanly warm-hue tits]
> [COLONIZED]
> [Better rein him in, Shimmer, you ‘bout to lose your boy]
> You smile to yourself and start reading some of the donations from before the stream
“SparkleSpackle donated 400 bits and said, ‘Keep up the good work, love to see you two bicker and play.’ Thanks, Spackle, it’s fun for us too.”
> A few more donations later, and Celestia is ready as she’ll ever be
> You select Little Cup and start the first track

> Celestia is consistently near the bottom, but she’s being a good sport about it
> An unintended side effect is that she doesn’t get hit by shells nearly as much as you and Anon
> So here you are, starting to feel a little buzzed, and slipping on a banana peel
“FUCK!”
> Poor Celestia nearly jumps out of her seat
> Anon just laughs
> “Oh, did a certain someone take my banana hard? Couldn’t handle the girth of my deviousness?”
> You stick your tongue out at him
> He grins
> “Don’t tempt me.”
> You smirk
“Whatever you say, banana boy. I’ll have you peeled and pumped so hard your dad will be calling me mommy.”
> [This is what I came to see, toxic gamer flirting!]
> [Quick nonner, sunny c is turning into a tomato, eat her to heal your damage!]
> [mfw the cow is the cuck lmao]

> Near the end of the second bottle, Celestia has had enough wine to loosen up  a bit
> After the last race, she leans forward, unlatching her bra and pulling it out from under her shirt with a sigh
> Anon’s performance never really recovers
> You’re not doing so hot yourself, a blue shell and an unfortunately timed lightning bolt has you working on regaining first place from an AI player
> You hit an item box and hold your breath
> A green shell
> You can work with this
> You start turning for the hairpin turn before the straightaway 
> Anon chuckles
> “Golden mushroom, now we’re talking!”
> Seconds later, he groans
> Celestia laughs
> “Sorry Anon, but I’m going to be riding your mushroom to victory!”
> You glance at the track map as you take the turn
> Celestia’s moving up from fifth, to fourth, just barely passing third 3rd
> You still have a comfortable lead on her, especially once the mushroom runs out
“Ride Nonner’s mushroom all you want, I’m still going to win.”
> You hit the the straightaway, line up your shot on the Luigina, and pull the trigger
> The shell rockets forward and strikes true
> You whoop in celebration and comfortably coast to victory
> You lean back against the couch and let out a long, slow breath
“Still got it.”
> Celestia runs her hand through her hair and shakes it out
> “I still can’t believe I got second place, it’s been a decade since I last played Maria Kart.”
> Anon bumps his shoulder against hers
> “It’s like riding a bike, except the bike suddenly has a luggage rack and a hang glider.”
> Celestia chuckles at that
> You check chat as you pull up battle mode
> [While you were mounting my boyfriend, I studied the green shell]
> [Nice shot!]
> [Sunny C is a Boo, she only steals Shimmer’s boyfriend when her back is turned]
> [Damn, Mom’s got some driving skills]
> They ain’t seen nothing yet
> You clear your throat
“For this last round, let’s make it interesting. The first one out has to kiss the winner of the round.”
> Celestia blushes
> “I can’t imagine Anon is okay with that.”
> Anon looks her over and smiles
> “It’ll be fun.”
> [THE CUCKENING IS REAL]
> [SOCK SLOOT STRIKES AGAIN]
> [this better not awaken anything in me]
> [He’s joking, right? Right?]
> [Nonners is just being a liberated man, and Shimmer is brave to support him in expressing himself]
> [kek]
> [I was just going to bed, nice to have some schlick material provided live]
> You grin at the older woman
“Ready?”
> She shakes her head
> “I doubt I ever will be. But sure, let’s play.”
> You wait for the green light, then head straight towards Celestia, slamming into her with Bowsaria’s bulk
> Celestia squawks at the loss of the balloon
> “Oh, it’s on!”
> You grin and drive off, running up the ramp and hitting the item box
> A red shell, nice
> Celestia is cruising around the opposite platform, turning towards the bridge with a line of banana peels behind her
> You scoot closer, waiting for the perfect shot
> Right as you pull the trigger, she drops of the platform edge
“Ah, so close.”
> Celestia smirks
> “I’m rusty, not stupid.”
> You head off towards the ground floor boxes, pausing to let two green shells ricochet back down the track
> Anon whoops in triumph
> Celestia groans
> “I’m starting to think you two are ganging up on me.”
> Anon bumps his shoulder into hers
> “Nah, you were just sandwiched between me and Shimmy. It’s practically inevitable that you get mussed up like that.”
> She snorts in good humor
> The next few minutes are marked by close calls, getting hit by an invincible Anon, and laying traps nearly everywhere
> Celestia flees from you up a ramp, then slips on the peel just out of sight
> “FFfffiddlesticks.”
> Anon giggles
> “You can swear on here, you know? Twatch is pretty relaxed about that sort of thing.” 
> She shrugs
> “Old habits.”
> Meanwhile, you are parked atop the highest platform with three red shells in orbit, waiting for Anon to drive closer
> You are also keeping an eye on Celestia’s camera, but she seems to be wandering more than anything
> Anon rounds the corner and drives straight into a false item box hidden next to a real one
> “Damn it! I’m too drunk for this crap!”
> Only one balloon left
> You chuckle and cruise closer
> Just as his respawn invulnerability ends, you drop behind him and hit him with a red shell
> Anon leans back with a groan
> “You’re lucky I love you, you cheater.”
> You bump your shoulder into his
“Something something love and war. Now Sunny C, pucker up!”
> She blinks, then licks her lips
> Then she realizes what she just did and blushes
> You lean across Anon’s lap and grab her shoulder
> She lets you pull her towards you, her lips pressed firmly together
> Mmm, you’ll cure her of that eventually
> You give her a quick peck on the lips and let go of her
> Celestia chuckles weakly
> “That wasn’t so bad.”
> Anon grins
> “I rather enjoyed it.”
> You glance at chat
> [Ew gay]
> [Disregard boyfriend acquire girlfriend]
> [aw, beaner kill, not cool]
> [it’s not gay if clits aren’t touching]
> [now kith]

> You are Celestia, playing with your former student and her boyfriend, and having a decent time of it
> After last round, they seem to be chasing each other around the track
> You still aren’t sure how you feel about the whole wager thing, but it’s been a while since you last took stupid bets for dumb prizes
> It’s almost nostalgic
> You pull in behind Shimmer as she and Anon play chicken
> You fire off a full salvo of green shells and are rewarded with a yelp from the young woman
> Of course, you pay for it when Anon activates his star and plows into you
> Should you make an innuendo about that?
“Rein in your boyfriend, Shimmer, you don’t want him plowing into the first woman he sees.”
> Uh
> You may have had a bit more to drink than you thought
> Shimmer chuckles
> “Don’t worry, he always listens to me when I tell him when and when not to plant his seeds.”
> You swallow
> Is it getting hot in here?
> It doesn’t help that you can feel Anon’s warm thigh against yours
> You try to focus more on the game, putting down peels around the item boxes
> You turn a blind corner and Shimmer runs straight into one of your orbiting green shells and loses her last balloon
> You blink
“Ha!”
> Then bomb-Shimmer promptly darts forward and blows you up
> You groan
“That was dumb. I’m dumb.”
> Shimmer cackles
> “Snooze you lose.”
> You start cruising around cautiously, holding a star in reserve
> There!
> You follow Anon around the corner and fire off the two green shells
> He dodges up a ramp, and you are on his tail
> You activate your star as he starts to turn
> He immediately jukes to the side and falls to a lower platform as you shoot past him
> You growl and turn around, but the opportunity is wasted
> You cruise over to the nearby item box
> And promptly get hit with a red shell
> You groan
> Anon chuckles
> “Better luck next time. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a girlfriend to smooch.” 
> You smile a little at his cute choice of words, and automatically look over to see
> That is no mere smooch
> He hums with pleasure, frenching Sunset and-
> Is he fondling her boob live on stream?
> You glance nervously at the camera
> Is this legal?
> Anon breaks the kiss with a wet pop and a smug grin
> Does it make you a bad woman for wondering what he would do if he kissed you?
> You look away as Anon and Sunset turn back to the game
> You take a deep, calming breath
> It’s just a game, nothing to get excited about
> Nothing at all
> You gun it up the ramp, hit the item box, and head straight for Anon
> The item indicator settles on red shell just as you land behind him
“Bam!”
> One down!
> Anon yelps 
> “Do I feel some killing intent?”
> Your heart is beating like crazy
“You feel some kind of intent, boy.”
> He chuckles
> “I’m in danger. Help me, Shimmy!”
> She just snorts
> “Cry all you want, I’m gunning for you too.”
> You tail Anon to the intersection and turn away after hitting a box
> Got to give a little space, don’t get too greedy
> Banana peels, not the greatest
> You litter them across a bridge and take the next box
> One mushroom
> You can work with this
> You drive up another ramp, swerve around someone else’s banana, and keep an eye on the other two
> Sunset jukes out of the charge of a starred-up Anon, and you drop in behind her
> You hit the mushroom and jet forward, slamming into her bumper
> She goes flying with a squawk and you grin
> Anon growls, “Who put all these bananas here?”
> Your grin widens
> Sunset shakes her head
> “Damn, Sunny’s been sandbagging on us.”
> You jut out your chest
“Ain’t nothing sandy about these bags. It just takes time to swing something so massive around.”
> They laugh, and you feel warm inside
> It’s nice to hang out and trash talk
> You hit the boxes at the intersection and get a nice ring of green shells
> Which do almost nothing when an invincible Sunset drops down and blasts through you
“Hey! How do you keep getting stars?”
> Sunset chuckles
> “Lord Luck likes me more than you.”
> You don’t have a comeback to that, and fire off your last shell out of frustration
> You go up a ramp and hit another box, getting you…
> A single green shell
> Figures
> You hear Anon groan
> “You’re in for it now, Shimmy. You may have taken me out, but I’m taking you down with me!”
> You like these odds
> You cruise up to the highest ring of platforms and spy Sunset driving on the second level, followed by boob-omb Anon
> You shoot your green shell at her, but it misses by a wide margin
> You weave around some bananas to the next box
> Ironically, another line of bananas
> You put them down along a ramp edge and continue to make circuits of the upper ring
> Sunset growls, “Not going through there, n- Hey!”
> Anon raises his arms in triumph
> “I am avenged!”
> You get a red shell from the next box, and start hunting
> From her camera, you can see Sunset is cruising around the second level
> You ease your way down the only clear ramp down
> She rounds the corner and immediately fires three green shells at you
> You slip between them by the thinnest of margins and fire your shell
> Sunset slumps back
> “Aw, fuck. Well, good game, that was pretty tense!”
> You set your controller down and stretch
“Good game, for sure.”
> You glance at the clock
> Is it really so late?
> You sigh reluctantly
“I better get going, I have work in the morning.”
> Sunset makes a disappointed sound
> Anon bumps your shoulder
> “You should really get your prize before you leave.”
> You blink
> Oh yeah
> You turn to face him, feeling a blush coming on
> He leans forward, and warmth blossoms in your gut as you put a hand on his shoulder and kiss him
> The stupid, drunk, horny part of you takes over, and you press your tongue against his lips
> He hums in surprise, but accepts your advance
> You can taste the wine on his tongue as you invade his mouth
> Your hand drifts from his shoulder to grasp the side of his pecs, appreciating the firm muscle of a good househusband
> He hums in pleasure, before breaking the kiss and pulling back
> You sit there, feverishly warm and hungry in a way that bypasses the stomach
> Sunset leans to the side and smirks at you
> “Poggers.”
> Anon groans, and the spell is broken
> You exhale sharply, running your hand through your hair
“Sorry, got kinda carried away there…”
> Anon pats your leg
> “You and me both, sister.”
> Sunset turns to face the camera
> “And on that note, it’s time to fold’em. Good night everybody!”
> Anon waves at the camera and says, “Sweet dreams!”
> You smile sheepishly and wave your hand a little
> Sunset hits a button and closes her laptop
> She turns towards you and Anon with a smirk
> “I think that worked out great. Thanks for coming over, Celestia.”
> You swallow
“My, uh, my pleasure.”
> You stand up and quickly snatch your bra from the coffee table, stuffing it into your pocket
“Thanks for having me over, it was...fun.”
> Anon pats your shoulder
> “It was fun having you over too. Don’t be a stranger, alright?”
> You glance at Sunset, who nods happily
> “Feel free to drop by whenever.”
> You nod, then make your way back to your car
> You sit in the driver’s seat, staring at your trembling hand that actually groped the chest of a young man
> Were they hitting on you?
> Is Sunset into watching her boyfriend cheat on her?
> You feel a weird mix of guilt and excitement, as you drive home
> One thing is for sure, it certainly beats a night of getting drunk and eating junk food