Prompt:
>>40702385
>Get to equestria
>Everything going great
>Realize you can't get tickled anymore because ponies have hooves
Why even live?

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>>40702445

>>40702385
>Can still tickle ponies and have an advantage of having hands immediately available to you
>Ponies can still tickle you only with their mouths, wings, tail or magic
>If you still need to be tickled by hands there are dragons and griffins which have things like talons and claws.

Seems like an ok trade off to them just having hooves...
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>>40702467

>>40702385
Anon, feathers are one of the staples of tickling.
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>she will never tickle you

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>>40702511 (Me)

>>40702445
>>40702467
>Be cuddling with your cutie pie marewife
>Suddenly BAM
>She's nuzzling you in that one super ticklish spot just below the back of your ribs on your lower side
>You jerk away on impulse
>She looks at you in surprise, confused at your sudden flinch away from her affectionate cuddling
>"Ahaha... sorry dearest. I'm just a little ticklish right there."
>She takes a second to digest the information before adopting a wry expression
>"Is that so?..."
>You've made a grave mistake that no amount of additional pylons can fix
"Er- no...?"
>She raises an eyebrow and smirks harder
>"Uhuh."
>Your position underneath her much smaller frame and a pile of blankets and pillows simply stood no chance at escape
>Doing so would require you to throw her off AND unravel yourself to get away
>So you helplessly scotch back into the arm of the couch in an attempt to preemptively surrender in hopes that your companion would show you mercy
>She takes the advantage given and fully crawls atop you and pins you beneath her
>Nervously looking up into her predatory eyes is all the communication needed to understand that she had no intent of exercising restraint at this new information about you
>And so it began
>An assault of marshmallow hooves, nuzzles, feathers, and even her tail on occasion
>Your relaxing cuddle session unexpectedly became the site of a ruthless ambush wherein your closest love took uncaring advantage of your most personal weaknesses
>Only when you'd grown a set of abs and nearly passed out from lack of oxygen did she relent
>A few moments of labored breathing followed
>But little did she know that you'd already set your mind on revenge
>This was but a false moment if peace to lure her into a sense of security for your counterattack
>She looked up at you to gage your recovery
>You returned that smile she gave you earlier, keen to show off your canines
>Her eyes widened
>She had a split second to launch herself off of you, but by the time she realized that it was too late
>She was in your clutches, trapped beneath the same blankets that had doomed you
>Using your overwhelming size you pinned her to your chest as you used a free hand to assault her suspected weak points
>She wriggled fruitlessly and batted her hooves when she untangled them from the flurry of sheets
>But alas, nothing was to save her
>Her previously playful laughs were now additionally desperate and breathless as you focused your assault on the spots that compelled her to tell you their weakness with squeals and laughs
>You attacked her thighs and haunches with squeezes to her nerves and joints
>Twisting in your arms to try and hide her weak spot against your body proved to be a grave mistake
>She had exposed the most sensitive spot of all
>The area of her svelte back that her flight muscles were
>The entire area around her wings
>Her pleas for mercy and to stop would've been cause for concern anywhere else, but in this sleepy village of Ponyville only ever meant play
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>>40702528 (Me)

>>40702511
>And once you had your fill, you ceased fire
>This time she was as labored and exhausted as could be
>Limply resting against you while she heaved
>Even her wings lacked the energy to fold themselves on her back properly, left to drape over both your forms
>And so your conflict had settled into peace once again
>Both content to cuddle and recuperate on the couch together
>*huff* "Jerk." *whoo*
>She half-heartedly punched you on the shoulder
>The smile in her eyes despite her worn expression told you she enjoyed that wholeheartedly
>You smiled mirthfully back at her, leaning in for a kiss and nuzzle before falling back and resigning yourself to your rehab